I know we like to joke about it, but do you honestly believe that Dan Schiender is a pedophile?

I know we like to joke about it, but do you honestly believe that Dan Schiender is a pedophile?

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Who's joking?

Yes

Who said anything about joking?

Is that Dan "the man with a plan in the van" Schneider?

Sorta. I don't think he'd fuck them but maybe has them do pictures and do weird sexual favors like let him like their feet, or something

Without a doubt he's slept with some if those nick tweens

I don't know the guy and I have no idea if he's ever done anything illegal with underage girls. But there's absolutely no question that he's got a thing for little girl's feet. He doesn't even hide that shit. He's definitely perving out on the actresses, it's just a question of whether or not he's actually acted on it, which I do not know.

If I had daughters, I wouldn't let them anywhere near a guy like this. You can see the pedo vibes just in the way he dresses and cuts his hair. There's something wrong

who's fucking "we" you gigantic faggot?

all jokes and memes aside, yes. I think he's a pedo

A non-pedo would never touch young girls like Dan does and obsess over their feet.

Wanting to touch a little girl and smell them doesn't really make you a pedophile.

Sure, on the imageboard of "I want to fuck a dude wearing long socks but Im not gay", it doesnt make you a pedo.

NO. DAN IS A GOOD GUY.
No.
Don't call him that.
No. Those are LIES and SLANDER.
No. He isn't.

>pedo

has there ever been any pre-adolescents on his shows?

No. Dan hires adolescences for his CLEAN and FUNNY TV show. These people are sick fu*ks who need to get their minds out of the gutter.

>le hebe meme

>joke

Not memeing. He probably is a pedo, but I don't believe he's fucked a child.

Are you the Canadian that defends Dan to the death on Sup Forums? If so, give it a rest

I'm sure he's attracted to teen girls, and their feet especially, but he's probably not done anything illegal to them.

This. Don't think he'd fuck them but he def makes them pose nude and do sexual demands for him.

Stop it. Dan is a nice and clean man. You are just seeing what you want to see. Normal people don't get the sick urges you do.

Yes. I am from Toronto, Canada and YES, I genuinely believe Dan is NOT a PEDO. He seems like such a good guy.

You must be on his payroll. There's no other reason someone would defend him so vehemently

t. Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

>I want to fuck a dude wearing long socks but I'm not gay
Yes, is there a problem?

hebe is pretty stupid because its redundant. Its just being attracted to females of breeding age.

But pedophilia specifical refers to sexual attraction to girls/boys who have yet to enter puberty.

Can someone post the "Don't call me that." reply?

In theaters this upcoming October, Dan Schneider is...

No. I am not paid. I am just a TRUE and LOYAL fan. There's nothing wrong with that. The man is smooth as heck.
Don't call me that.

I would be surprised if he wasn't sodomizing starlets.

Easy there, Dan "Free candy in the van" schneider

How can someone be a fan of horrid children's sitc-
>autism
o-oh...

Don't call me that.
Stop that. That is slander and libel.

I don't have autism. I JUST ENJOY FUNNY TV.

Dan "the daycare trapdoor spider" schneider

Don't call him that.

> slander

youtu.be/vcM1kTZm-nM

Dan "If you want this job, you better bob on this knob" Schneider

Dan "Known Hollywood Diddler, Subtle Kiddy Fiddler" Schneider

"Footfan" Dan "Shoes off in the Van" Schneider

Dan "Nothin' Finer than a Preteen Vagina" Schneider


Dan "If Disney's hired her, I've tried her" Schneider

i know i would

Don't call him that. Why must you people mock him? He works hard all day!

Hes hard all day alright

I meant he's a hard worker. GET YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE GUTTER, YOU POOP.

And honestly, do you blame him?

Whatever happened to the Pedowood guy, anyway? I assume he was banned.

He was probably just trolling. Nothing bad is happening in Hollywood.

Dan 'find out what you love and get paid to do it' Schneider

obligatory

>CLEAN
>FUNNY
>CUNNY
what did he mean by this?

I don't think that he has really molested any of the young actresses of his shows, but it's painfully obvious that the guy has a thing for underage feet.

This is a thing...

Haha what if we did a scene where a ten year old was in a hot tub with all these adult men all focused on her haha, I mean I just think it'd be funny haha. What a good prank, haha.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

thats not right

This shit belongs on Sup Forums.

Dan "You Got A Daughter Hide Her" Schneider is no innocent man

How is he able to keep his victims so quiet?

This is good. Dan loves to entertain children and families around the other world with his funny shows!
GET YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE GUTTER.
Don't call him that.

blackmail

Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider

Dan "hymen collider" Schneider seems like a non-creepy fellow.

There are no victims.
Don't call him that.

Together we are one

Don't call him that.

noice to meet a like-minded fella

Are you a pedo if you're just obsessed with wanting to suck their feet?

Can I assimilate you into the organic soul container I reside in

He is
It's very difficul to prove it though
The lolis would have to all unanimously agree to take him out like Cosby and provide fuck ton of evidence
It sucks that the longer the wait the higher chance he has of getting away with it

If you can stand constant thoughts about cuckolding and subarus sure

>Subarus
I can handle the cucking but why subarus

that girl will be mexicute when shes older

Literally who doesn't though?

that boner

Define pedophile.