First day in college

>first day in college
>see this
What do?

translate pls i don't spek spen

UNA VELÁ

AJALAAKSKAKSJALAAJAKAKAJL

I leik spen

Do you really believe youre free in college?
Come and lets do something about it.
Join us

soy peruANO jajaja

"Do you really believe you're *free* at university?
Come and we'll do something about that!"

Not sure how good that translation is, but I'm fairly sure I'm correct.
Spanish speakers pls correct me

>do you really think you are FREE in the university? lets do something about it
cambiate de universidad y destruye esa mierda o al menos dibuja un pene en lisa

Why are south american cunts so obsessed with Simpsons?

Es universidad publica parce.

wew, I actually got it right.

MUH IMPERETIVO
MUH SUBJUNTIVO
God damn I hate Spanish verbs

how does colombia even has tumblr-tier sjws?

pax americana was and STILL IS A MISTAKE!!

something like

do you believe university is free?
come and ... do something?

kek
complete fuck up
that comment had no replies i saw it and eventually responded.
I apologise spanish speakers

BRUCE
MATE
How are you? I haven't seen you post in ages.
Still keen for a Spanish chat over a brew in the city sometime?
bruh, all universities across the world have that problem.
Pic related is an /ex-yu/ comic about it

la cara de lisa no lo pide, lo exige.
O al menos unad gotas de pintura blanca

its okay, but i would go with "college" instead of "university". Actually both are accurate.

Yeah, it just depends on where you are.
Here in Australia we don't use the word college.
But in America, college is more popular

Thank god that I'm going to some, by third world standard, shitty university where there are no liberal arts degrees and everybody attending it either doesn't care about anything, or does care but cares more about commiting suicide.

Yo amo Australia.

Yo odio Colombia

sounds nice tbqh

colombia y australia me son indiferentes

It's part of our culture

It's a screencap from Separate Vocations, when Lisa tells Skinner "Whaddya got?"

YOUR culture. Don't lump us with your autism.