/carib/ - Act 13: Lost in the Woods

Coup d'etat edition.

Like, just duck under your desk mang.

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First fir conifers :D

Why you like pines so much?
>no shade
>not fun to climb
>pinecones hurt if you step on them while barefoot
only good thing is they smell good and look ok. That's it.

BRING BACK GROUP B PUSSY ASS WRC

>>not fun to climb
Conifers are quite fun to climb

A E S T H E T I C af desu

Spectator got rekt recently. Were probably as close as we can get to good ol automotive bloodsports

Some serious shit went down.

Some of the Places that got looted

What happened to cause said bursting in the vertical plane

Noice!!!

I also require information

Looting is wrong!

Group B was awesome
Maybe I could set up a clone of group B and C rally championship in Andros or Eleuthera

Group b is never coming back. It's better that we leave the history than create a bad replica

'disadvantaged youth'

That' not really descriptive but okay

Best guy coming through

>had to write a poem on current events for communications
>no clue what to do
>we can leave when we finish
>people start finishing
>start writing because i want to go home

my teacher said it was "beautiful" and jokingly said i might have to copyright it when i was leaving

so how goes your day /crib/?

>Did spooky stuff
>Tried to inspire people
>Speaking to one of the harpies
>I might be falling for her
>pls send halp

I completely ignored the existence of a girl I sat next to today

Alpha as fuk

Best gem.

I agree

embrace it

ive done this too many times

Stressing over preparations for my trip to Florida later this month. Other than that, so far so good.

problems or just pre trip anxiety

Well I already asked for vacation days between the 24th and 27th from my workplace and it's been approved. I haven't bought the ticket yet and I haven't applied for an ESTA 90 day visa either and finally the ground school instructor guy that's supposed to come with me hasn't confirmed if he can go for those days yet so that's why I haven't bought the ticket, also stressing over the FAA PPL written exam I'm gonna take of course.

WRC only allows RWDs on the tarmac, don't they?

We have a series called Rally America that lets you put RWDs on dirt, and even snow. It's much smaller than WRC but not as boring and shitty.

french and pu ricucks are subhumans

>tfw my last name originated in France

Oh no muh heritage

Is it in Florida?
I may enter it.

No she is a bad person and I know it
>but she knows about my futa fetish
>knows about my foot fetish and actively supplies me with material
>I know her darkest secrets
>she knows mine
REEEEEEEE

sounds like a bit of a mess desu but im sure it will work out

>telling bad people about dickgrill and foot fetishes
why?

also anybody /uk hip hop/ here?

youtu.be/oE45E7aKupw

Because she asked after she told me about hers

you could have lied

Maybe she wants to peg you like how a futa would.

write me a poem )))

Today I was charged with resolving some edgy teenage drama bullshit, that shit's extremely tiring.

dude, like, just fall into the trap and deal with any problems that might surface later.

Nah,she maybe a harpy but I trust her

That would be nice actually

>just fall into the trap
Not sure if serious

unless you got elected and caused massive asshurt then no dice
>my teachers face when i write about the us as current events
everybody else wrote about the abductions

then
>embrace it

>Not sure if serious
You get to pick what it means!

aww (((

>everybody else wrote about the abductions
Abductions? Explain.

recently a lot of women are getting abducted/raped/murdered.

Fill me in niggers

WE ALL HATE GRENADA NOW.
DON'T ASK WHY.

Why

Scary. Did you knew a victim or something?

klk mi negro

Why would you hate Grenada?

Shoo shoo Only 1 Dominica is allowed go away

nope

this goes back to what ive posted about here on why i dont fuck with public transport or outside in general even though im not a female
id rather not be found in a cane piece

why dont you post more often?

I believe she will hurt me in some way so I will bottle my feelings and kill them.

Grenada is pretty kewl
Best Carnival tunes so far?

youtu.be/JOqPFQ3ndss

> why dont you post more often?
I'm very shy

yeah what said

Vini a matar, vini vini a cantar

you could put your heart in a chest and roam the seas

we dont bite. usually

>your heart in a chest
But my heart is already in a chest :^)

step one complete. what is your opinion on transporting souls?

No

Klk puertofriend, como va la vida?
Fuck off inferior dominican

no you fuck of gay side of Haiti

Dominica doesn't have any bad feelings towards you he's just giving you shit because your countries share a name
> we dont bite. usually
Maybe I'd like it if you bit more

>what is your opinion on transporting souls?

It's okay...what did you think of the song?

sounds good but soca isnt really my thing
it can be great if im in a certain mood and want some high energy music

uhhh

>gay side of Haiti

We were Dominica first. Fuck off

Do mamaguebo

lang patat mamaw

...

What language is this

This is Dominican creole
This should be Spanish

How are my cribmans doing today? any big news?

I woke up with fly symptoms and I feel like ass.

That's fucked.

Ohh ok. I thought maybe the pain afterwards was worth it a bit. At least you will know it's coming so you can prepare for it.

me cojio la monga brodel. Y tu?

>fly symptoms
*flu lol.

>How are my cribmans doing today? any big news?
I'm okay I guess


>pain afterwards was worth it a bit.
Nah, Never again

Been drinking coffee for the past few days abd I feel really good. Haven't even finished off my tiny bottle of gin

Kek

Not calling women harpies might be a good start

Daily reminder that UK got rekt twice when trying to invade PR

Sisserou play nice, they prefer the term Spanish Haitian
You too

Me voy a ir a españa

>Not calling women harpies
I use this term for my female friends that have done great evil to men in the past with no remorse

Niet via de ambassade, die zijn van het Koninkrijk, mede-Nederlander :^)

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No it isn't

Kek, I meant office or whatever.

> How are my cribmans doing today? any big news?
Yeah they found a body today

And then this
> Prime minister skerrit has filed charges in court for libel and slander against lennox linton and qfm

>any big news?
This happened

Used a 3D printer for the first time today. Never realized how slow they are, the job I put in at noon today is still not done yet.

>Nah, Never again
ok

How do you drink your coffee?

A estudiar o simplemente de visita?

>Yeah they found a body today
man, that place looks like an ok place to die. Was it murder or just dead because reasons?

Is this a public work or just some artist making meme art?

how is the bus service organized there.
do you hate coasters with a passion

with a splash of milk to improve the texture

>man, that place looks like an ok place to die.
id bet on it being a dump job

No clue what this piti is saying

I believe it's some subcontractor, they get these contracts and jobs through sheer nepotism
Not sure how they are organised, Bus drivers are hated by motorists.
They do a lot of crap like making sudden stops or running lights, it's always fun to see cops btfo them.

> id bet on it being a dump job
You're right
> murder because reasons?
He was duck taped and beaten then killed

>They do a lot of crap like making sudden stops or running lights
oh so its a /carib/ thing then.
do you have big buses or just the coasters

do you brew it in a moka pot or have a coffee machine or do you do something unique over there?

I see.

>He was duck taped and beaten then killed
Was it drug related murder?

> Was it drug related murder?
Yea I think so

>do you brew it in a moka pot or have a coffee machine or do you do something unique over there?
pleb tier powder because im lazy. we have a french press and a coffee maker tho buy my patents stopped using them

> with a splash of milk to improve the texture
Who else is black master race in here

pls invest in a moka pot and make it with it, ur life will be better.

Damn. Do drug related murder make up most of the murders over there?

>buy my patents stopped using them
I get what you meant by this, but lol them typos.

>pls invest in a moka pot and make it with it, ur life will be better.
was meant for I don't drink milk so yeah, I drink it black. Do you add any spices to yours?

> Damn. Do drug related murder make up most of the murders over there?
Mainly drugs or money
> Do you add any spices to yours?
No just coffee
I hardly drink It though

Fuck our bus system. I'm here to talk about it again. It's absolute shit, and FUCK the DNA dude.

>gross watery texture
i even take my tea with milk

>moka pot
this is some grade a sorcery desu

a estudiar and wait for the shitsow to blow over

>Fuck the only political party that has said they'd fix the problem I'm most concerned about

Daily reminder SVG is shit

bump

>not being in caribbean kik group
what are you doing with your lives

Pegging is love

I'm pretty sure my coffee is closer to the color white than black

ta fuck is wrong with you?