What's the best country if you want to escape the American cultural hegemony?

What's the best country if you want to escape the American cultural hegemony?

France? Japan? Russia?

You can't.

No, NO, yes

France isn't much of an American lapdog as other western nations but they still follow the same lifestyle. Japan is the LAST place you'd want to live if you want to leave the Americosphere since they suck Uncle Sam's dick and also push workers extremely hard (so like x20 your picture). Russia is your best bet but your own parents and grandparents can tell you just how shit and perfidious the Russians are.

So basically the only real way to escape the United States' cultural hegemony is to kill yourself and leave this Earth

Why would you want to leave? We have everything you want?

>muh contrarianism

>France isn't much of an American lapdog as other western nations

No, we're just their sidekick. It's all about doing everything like America these days, whether people like or not, wether it's good or not.

well teenage russians are very affected by western culture too, so you can't avoid american culture here.

Bhutan

Best Korea

>Russia

Russia is in some ways what America wants to be.
100% turbo-rape-capitalism without any fucking mercy for the victims it rolled over.

Have been in St. Petersburg lately. A lot of hipster faggots there, but now I don't know if this is an American or an actual Scandinavian/German invention.

>France

Yes. French refuse to speak English, even if they are fluent in it. Way to go.

>Japan
Yes. They only know 3 things, but they know them well: Rice, Family, Disgrace. Notice how USA was not one of those 3 things?

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m8, since Sarko, France has been sucking Murrikan dicks harder than Blair ever did

and for some reason, Hollande followed the same tracks

PR China or Saudi-Arabia
Bhutan would work as well, but they don't let you in

The irony is, if MLP or Merluchon get elected, we'll keep having close ties with them. They both defend Trump and Putin while everyone else has sperged out about them.

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Iran or Best Korea

it would be among countries that rarely have Sup Forums posters.

WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA AMERIKA ITS WUNDERBAR

why escape it my man? just embrace it.

Africa t;bh

To the slums you fucking lazy parasite leech nigger. Work CONTRACTS are fone freely, if you dont know the difference between choice and force, then go to North Korea

what is this grinder that turns people into white males?

Life, man. No one dies a virgin since life fucks us all.

>escape the American cultural hegemony
>Russia
If only. Western pop-culture is pervasive here.

people even go to Sup Forums and shit