What's an Indian's favorite condiment?
Mustard (because it sounds like must turd)
Sup Forums jokes
Alexander Edwards
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Aiden Perez
How do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in back and the rest in the ashtray.
Jordan Brown
How do Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?
They put flowers on their grave.
Jack Williams
How do you insert a hundred black fellows in a Mini Cooper?
You put a steak in the middle
Lincoln Wood
Mason Reyes
Why do you always have to ruin everything
Cooper Kelly
Paraguay... more like ParaGAY
Juan Green
How does a jew calculate his escape from a camp?
Strength of wind times height of the chimney.
Joshua Gray
Why you shouldnt play chess with a Fyromian?
They'll take your king before you realize it
Blake Davis
Why do jews smell so bad? They're too scared to take a shower
What does a gypsy do in a bathroom? He takes a shower
Where can you find the most jews? In the atmosphere
Noah Miller
You know why jews have big noses?
Because the air its free
Ryan Evans
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Benjamin Mitchell
What is the difference between jews and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it inside the oven
Nolan Wilson
Why do you run over a jew three times? The first is an accident, the second is in reverse, and the third time you say: "Fuck, a jew" and you run him over again
Xavier Murphy
what's the worst thing about being a black jew?
you have to go to the back of the oven
Sebastian Johnson
How does Laurent Ruquier remove his condom ?
He farts :)
Gabriel Russell
>What does a gypsy do in a bathroom? He takes a shower
i dont get it
Nicholas Myers
>Laurent Ruquier
yeah we all know who that is
Hudson Green
A Turk, a gypsy and an Albo are in a car.
Who's driving?
The policeman.
Andrew White
Takes the physical shower, as in steals the shower
Leo Sullivan
how does an argentinian commit suicide?
he climbs his ego and then jumps
Owen Reed
oh ok
i bet the joke is better in polish
Ian Rodriguez
Three nazis walk into a BAR
They all get shot.
Wyatt Cook
Why did princess Diana crossed the road?
Because she didn't wear a seatbelt.
David Watson
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Jaxson Walker
thats not funny thats how my mother died
Julian Martinez
A russian dog, a polish dog and a American Dog were walking around the streets of D.C, the American was showing them were to get meat from a grocer store, so he was saying: "You need to barl three times here to get some food"
The polish dog asks: "What is Barking?"
The russian dog asks: "What is food?"
Benjamin Morales
>yfw dogs in polish bark "pscz pscz"
Jace Cruz
Whats the difference between a yogurt left out the fridge and the USA? In 200 years the yogurt will grow some culture
Top Kek
Nice
Anthony James
thats not funny thats how my mom begs my father to stop every night
Robert Ramirez
RARE ALERT
EVERYBODY
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REUNION SPOTTED
Samuel Wood
Sa mèm lé bon
Jason Clark
I'm sorry. I don't speak frog :(
Leo Torres
why a black pregnant woman of triplets was arrested?
gang formation.
Brayden Carter
What do you call a manlet Canadian?
-A Leaflet
Ryan Allen
brutal
Jayden Foster
He takes THE shower would probably work better here.
Jason Scott
Oh I get it, good one.
Landon Parker
To bark is literally "szczekać"
So you're not so wrong here".
Gavin Phillips
Why jews watch porn backwards?
They have orgasms when guy gets his money back.
Leo Foster
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Luis Miller
>Faggot jew tries to be funny
>Everybody makes jokes about jews
>Tries to attack the weakest one
>Fails
Oy vey seems like you got fucked
Aaron Kelly
How was the copper wire invented?
An Armenian and a Jew found a coin
Jack Flores
How much price of Israel?
6 millions Jews
Ethan Hernandez
What oven brand would a jew buy?
As long as it not nazional brand of course.
What is a jew past time favourite? Shekeling his butt
Why Israel build walls around itself? So a huge oven can be made.
Leo Hernandez
german "humor"
Andrew Allen
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Lincoln Green
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Nolan Foster
Everyone seems to be replying to you so I'll do the same.
Hudson Jones
yeap... german humor at its finest.
Justin Flores
>Sup Forums humor
Mason Cox
>Some american is visiting scotland to find about his ancestor
>He arrives to a tombstone where is written "Here lies Duncan McLeod, a good friend and a family man"
>Well those scots sure as weird putting 3 people in the same grave
I found that in some after war compilation of Jokes. All of them were terrible.
Neither does he.
Grayson Gonzalez
y argentina tiene la séptima población más grande de judíos per cápita en el mundo, se dan cuenta ustedes?
Logan Lee
How does a Scotsman find sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Which Chinese Dictator got his start in porn?
Mao Zedong
How do you get a jew to take a shower?
Ask if that's his $20 next to the zyklon canister.
What do you call an Indian Civil Engineer?
A Cabbie.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
Colton Campbell
>Guy on Sup Forums tells me he has a gf who he will marry soon
>Say I have a gf too
>It's not true