retard story time
>be me
>go to hardware store to buy hdmi cable (they sell them)
>some dude with an extra chromosome standing there
>he's got the shop uniform on, must be working there
>Approach the little dude
>"Hey man, do you know where the hdmi cables are?"
>"Yeah, here, they are here, here, over there"
>I follow him
>Takes me to the section where they keep the fucking garden hoses
>"Thanks man"
>"ok ok"
god bless him
bumpity
Cool story bro
Thank you
A dub
OH SHIT YOU GOT DOUBLES
>be me
>2 years ago I'm working at a walgreens in Seattle
>we had one employee named Terry who was literally retarded and would work one hour per week with his caretaker watching over him as a "good deed" by our manager for letting him work
>he would do simple tasks like restock shit or straighten shelves
>occasionally customers would come up to him and ask questions to only be met with a death stare or gibberish
>he would fart or burp super loud while straightening shelves and laugh
>one day I'm working next to Terry and helping him put some chips on the shelf and my manager comes up to us
>"good job Terry, your shift is done, you and John (his caretaker) can go home"
>Terry loses it. "FUUUUUUCK FFFUUUUUCK FUUUUUCCCK YOOOUUUGG"
>He smashed a can opener onto the ground and started pulling shit off the shelves and screaming
>that was Terry's last day of work
OH SHIT A NEWFAG
kek, why did he lose it?
inbf4
>cos he's a retard
>mfw Terry and OP are the same person
oh fuck...maybe I am Terry.
Shutter Island...
I think he was enjoying his shift and didnt wanna go home. I hating working with him mainly because his farts were rancid and he would just throw shit on the shelves and create more work for me. Motherfucker had passion for the job, though.
Ever heard of him after? Where is terry now?
>go to hardware store to buy hdmi cables (they sell them)
maybe I was the 2nd retard in that store
HomeDepot in the US sells crap like this too, they figure if you're building a home theater why not sell you everything. Doesn't seem like retarded logic.
Bamp. I love me Some yard bread.
> Be 16 year old me. High school.
> I loved playing pranks on ppl.
> Me and my bud thought it would be funny to try and get someone to slip on a banana peel.
> We try all day With no success.
> We put the peel on the top of the stairs right next to the tards day care room.
> Out of nowhere this dude comes out of the room. Fully clothed but with a sock in his mouth.
> He makes a B-line right for the peel. picks it up. Puts it in his pocket and returns to the class room.
> Did even look at us.
> No clue how he even knew the peel was there due to the angle
Of the room to the stairs.
> Psychic.tard.jpeg
Lol posting from my phone. And I fucked up the green text. The student becomes the tard.
are you drunk?
>on the bus
>go back from college
>look out the window
>a bunch of retards standing in a group, motionless
>all of them have either green or purple hair, trying to be cool and fit in with the humans
>look behind them
>giant banner/ad saying "downey's"
>crack a smile
>why would they stop there at that sign kek
fucking retards
bump
there once was a tard working at a retail store. while standing in the checkout aisle behind one of his favorite coworkers he would regularly say "I miss you" and she would reply "I'm right here"
>Used to be a retarded kid at my school
>His name is Chris, he changes his last name every time you asked
>One time in computing class he just puts in a flash drive of porn from home and just starts wacking away
>No one looked, no one said anything. Chris the nugget head just wanted a wank and even the teacher was mostly silent.
I watched tho. He had a big dick for a minda.
It's called dubs. If you're going to be here, please learn the customs
TURRR BTARD IS THE BEST BTARD
?B? ?B? ?B? ?B? ?B?
Triggered libcuck.
11
MAYBE 14
he's probably dead. those things don't live long, just like midgets with their humming bird like metabolisms
Looks like one of them found their way here
You watched YOU FUCKING WATCHED. could you not get the thought of sucking remtard dick and chromosome cum all over you're face.
Yeah, tards love their repetitive boring jobs. I work in a printing company, and we source out all our repetitive manual labor to some sort of institution for semi functioning tards. Its fascinating to watch them sit behind a desk for 8 hours a day, just folding paper or some shit like that. They barely take breaks. And if they misbehave the biggest punishment is that they cant go to work the next day. They love it.
dunno, I work with retards and I´ve seen a couple downies that are atleast past their 70s.
You´re probably right do
>Be me
>At vocational school in a robotics class
>There's a guy who apparently doesn't realize everyone hates him
>Usually acts like a mong
>Let's call him Autismo
>Usually throws pennies at people
>Unplugs and messes around with peoples' computers
>Yesterday he decided to play a football game on his computer
>Autist Mode engaged
>Starts pounding his keyboard while repeatedly yelling "DIG!"
>It goes on for a solid 5 minutes
>Teacher despises Autismo but tries to play it cool
Might do something to him today so I can make it a full greentext story
>with the humans
Dew it feg
>Me 15
>science class
>doing that shit where we go around the room and say shit about ourselves
>turn comes to rail thin Jew-froed kid wearing a fedora
>He says "I'm autistic" and explains how he's a "gamer" and a "genius"
>always tells people how smart he is but when the teacher asks him a question he's always wrong
>not much to this story he was just super cringy
>kys
> banana peel
so who let you guys out from the day care room?
Update: Autismo isn't here today. Gives me more time to think of something
Check'd
it bothers me that even the handicapped can keep a steady job and here I am, a lazy worthless piece of shit who's never held a real job in his 28 years of existence, I'm such a pathetic piece of shit, even the handicapped do life better than me
...
End it brev
Because they fucking try. Either because people are making them and they're too out of it to argue or because they genuinely want to make their lives better. It's really not that hard to keep a fucking job you just need to put a tiny but consistent amount of effort into it. If you can't manage that then yes you may as well kys because a downie's life has more purpose than yours.
Dubs o' truth