Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claimu!

Girls always go crazy on me.

Don't watch RWBY. It's mediocre, it's like a canadian saturday morning cartoon, but for me it's a guilty pleasure.

I'll deal with them, but I'm going to try and be the best for you!
Which one, Recettear? Or Flight Sim X?

Mind if i ask how?
Recettear

hi
how are you?

I mean i already have seen the show and was waiting for that.

That's a side effect of being a woman, I think. They all go crazy

I'm not entirely sure yet, but I'll figure it out! It'll take some time though...
It's a typical fantasy RPG, only instead of being the adventurer that goes out on quests, you're a merchant instead. You buy low, sell high, make a profit, and everything of that sort. It's quite unique, and I played like, 18 hours worth in the span of 2 days.

Ohhh. I didn't know that you liked RWBY too. My daughteru there is Neo

ALWAYS PUT YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
It makes them really sad if you dump them

You might not have that mutch time left
Sounds interesting enough. Might check it out in a bit.

I don't?!
There's a free trial on Steam, and it's not too much for the full version.

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You are a wonderful people and I hope you all have an amazing day

>a wonderful
All*

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Her and Nora would have to be my favorites so far, she's marvelous.

Cirno claimu

Maybe
I could allways find arrnother ways
Sleep?

This worries me, less sleep it is.
Well, the holidays are coming up... care for a present?

claimed :^)

カラミチーマス

2222

Hello

dammit

Oh, I see. I like Neo and Weiss. Ice cream and ice queen!

Nighty Nui!

Well. I kinda did my job.

What do you think.
Hi

Night, Anonon! i must rest as well.

In that case you have plenty of time.
Please, no need to
Good job?
Yes? Please tell me that its a yes.

What waifu would be the female version of Robert california

Died way too early and kept eyes on target, so decent job.

Okay, I was real worried there. Car stuff AND this would mean sub 2 ours of sleep per night.
Are you sure? It's really not that much...

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no.

ITSNOTEVENPASTHALLOWEENREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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fuck you Sup Forums.

IT'S NOT, I AM REEEEING BUT I AM OFFERING A GIFT YOU CHICKEN HEAD!

A decent job.Alright.
Now what are we talking about?
No, please there really is no need to.
Bah
And me?

STILL YOU YELLED AT ME LAST NIGHT
FUCKBUCKET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MWO. My first pro match.

hush you.

Well, I can't exactly force you to accept it I suppose. If you change your mind, let me know.
Aaaand it's almost time to open up the building.

AND I WILL YELL AT YOU A SECOND TIME! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

No. Though I do deserve one for passing out just after posting the nightcap.

Still here. Just got outta work

Then good job.
Yes toy.
Alright.
Got everything ready?

youtube.com/watch?v=ypvhv5RGEMk

Tsk tsk.

For the most part. I'll let the engineer deal with the elevator since I don't normally mess with the freight. And other than that, I just have to open the main doors now.

>stellar claim

How are you doing today, Shizu?
Boop

claimed

>can't ...
Why live?

Sylvie a cute.

youtu.be/-Ia13BPV6js
Tsk tsk nothing.

I'm a fuc-
oh
Hello Alice, slept well?

>would pat/10

Just 5 more days, lil' one. You can make it trough!

Sylvie is love, Sylvie is life

How's the waifu flag looking?

Imperative Kyoko claim.

You're a fuccboi?
I slept okay I guess. Been up three hours now though
How did you sleep bote?
Headpat overload!

>Headpat overload!

no such thing existst

youtube.com/watch?v=b4PXMYFsPVE

I'm not so sure about that, I don't make it easy on myself. Cute pic, I love the flower on her hair, the eyes look weird tho.

Best type moon claim

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Nice numbers, user
You've earned your waifu

I'm a manwhore :^)
I've been awake since around 5 hours.
I don't get much sleep lately, but I still slept nice.

You wouldn't want to disappoint someone, would you? The artist does all the eyes like that, guess it's his style.

>i'm a manwhore
How much for you :^)

>Nice numbers, user

Damn, did not notice!

Trips for Sylvie!!!

seriously, nice consecutive dubs for both of you

Too much headpat had been proven to lead to loss of thought
>I will buy one
Sleep isn't a peaceful endeavor for me. Almost As exhausting as being awake sometimes

>I'm a manwhore :^)
What did he mean by this.

>You wouldn't want to disappoint someone, would you?
Must... not...

>The artist does all the eyes like that, guess it's his style.
Reminds me of a MadoHomu artist that draws unusual eyes too, at first it looked a little weird to me but I ended up growing fond of the artstyle.
a.pomf.cat/edxvrr.jpg

This thread is jinxed.

>Too much headpat had been proven to lead to loss of thought

Bad thoughts you mean, it's not a bad thing

Heretic
Homura was superior to that entry level trash

I require only tree fiddy

/waifu/ magic

>you can't own anything, slave
Suck to be you, I try to get as much sleep as I can, really relaxing

>What did he mean by this.
Nothing important

>at first it looked a little weird to me but I ended up growing fond of the artstyle
Yeah, that's why I rarely post this pic. But I do like the eyes, but I can understand why someone might not like it

If trips Miku has to switch to homura

Who are you?

Great character, bad waifu, even worse for someone like me.

There's a lot of amazing pics you have that I don't see you posting on thread often for some reason.
Good thing you did that rare Amatsu dump a while ago on disc.

No.

If singles the user that posted has to fist his dickhole.

Fuck off, Nessy

For someone who likes entry level trash with no personality?

Hey man, at least he's not a big a heretic as me, I'm such a loser that I just don't bother claiming lmfao.

>descending to reaction pics

W-what?! Only pure thoughts should be had!
>I can have things! Just no pets :(
Even if I had refreshing sleep, I don't think I'd sleep much. Too much stuff to get done in a day to waste on sleep

Here, have a super rare Ama
I wonder if you saved most of those pics..
And you probably noticed, but I tend to post a lot of stuff from a particular artist: Retorillo. I love his artstyle too much

Why must you be so meen?

>W-what?! Only pure thoughts should be had!

define pure

>shut up, slave
Busy people gotta do busy stuff
I'll just be here, wasting my time~

I didn't, I usually don't memorize artists that easily.
I just check their works, follow them and sort of forget them. A few artists manage to stick like fal maro or some of the most dedicated Miku artists.
>I wonder if you saved most of those pics..
I did. Sometimes I wonder why because some day I will end up just getting your folder.

The way he draws is pretty unique, it's not that hard to recognize him.
He's the only artist I follow, since he draws Ama a lot.
Will I get your folder as well if you get mine?

youtu.be/ljZ-Bydjzw8

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

TOOTHPASTE.

rollerillo

ORANGE JUICE AND MOTHERFUCKING TOOTHPASTE.

I will have to analyze the details of this deal very carefully.
I will be giving you a folder of your choice but I'm afraid my feelings for my waifu prevent me from giving her folder to someone like you.

You on the other hand have done this before.

Roll.

They should make something like this as her official CG for Christmas.

The opposite of bad of course!
>bully :(
I'm not a busy person. I just have things I'd rather do. Like play vidya, or try learning Photoshop

Roll.

>The opposite of bad of course!

No problems here then

>04
>04

What is number 4?

>to someone like you.
Now that's just mean

And you're just jealous because he gave me his folder~
>They should make something like this as her official CG for Christmas.
That would be perfect

>impossible
Exactly, busy people

Thats not how the game works. And I will never drink OJ again in my life dur to the fact it physically burns by intestines, stomach and throat.
But the second get was the same as the first. Well then.
Its this tonight.

Sleep tight and let the huntsman spiders live.