BREAKING: Kevin Shields is actually the LEAST hung guy in shoegaze, and Jeff Mangum is packing a magnum dong!

BREAKING: Kevin Shields is actually the LEAST hung guy in shoegaze, and Jeff Mangum is packing a magnum dong!

>THE CLEAN PASSIONATE VIBRATION DRILL

nice try jeff

>(Young boy only)
Is this what he meant by "cut the kids in half"?

jeff "the pencil" mangum

Every penis name fits the musician it's assigned to perfectly except for Jeff Mangum's which is so inaccurate it's basically sarcastic and kinda makes sense.

my dick looks exactly like the one in the blue box

try to fuck with this formula, baby dick brian

>(young boy only)

what did it mean by this?

it's a love thing

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>10.9 inches long
>3.4 inches wide

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>the swamp

damn geologist

avey "is it in?" tare
panda "mild fun" bear
geologist the tummy tickler
master curve deak

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Geologist confirmed for best member

Nice pun

big & true ;)
checked btw

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