Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Kino

Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Kino

Apologize

Torrent when

Zack Snyder is single-handedly saving capeshit and keeping it in the realm of high-art.

I was being sarcastic in case you couldn't tell from my gif.

>high art
>there's a scene where the movie stops just so a woman can introduce members of the justice league through an email attachment because the studio couldn't be bothered to make solo movies to actually build a cinematic universe

DCU BTFO

>samefag.

Really makes you think.

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>s-s-samefag

Good god that gif never gets old.

>mfw this guy fucking nailed it, more than a year ago

Fucking retarded comment. Batman and Superman have fought multiple times in the comics, often for perfectly understandable reasons.

what did he mean by this?

Too bad it wasn't understandable in the movie

Maybe if you're retarded.

>you will never be this assmad

>"Fucking retarded comment"
>movie turns out to be fucking retarded

What did you mean by this?

The film was simply too intelligent for plebs, I'm not surprised you were confused. Don't worry, stick to Disney.

>I don't like Batman because he's above the law, even though I have no accountability.
>I don't like Superman because he killed so many people and will kill so many more even though I've probably killed thousands of people

2deep4u

Caramel crunch sounds okay but I'm going to have to go with chocolate strawberry.

Sorry Superman fags.

I don't like those flavors together. Caramel makes for a better cereal flavor.

Reminder that BvS is literally predicting the future

>Zack Snyder
>"deep"

Coffee shot out of my nose at near warp-speed while reading that. You hilarious bastard.

>Candle lit vigils have never happened ever

Saying that won't change the truth.

Shocker: the ultimate cut is legitimately good

If you have complaint about characterization, it wont change the characterization but it will rationalize it much better.

So then you have to make the choice: come into film with preconceived notions of ADAPTED characters, or simply judge it as a standalone film

fucking hell is this what pure kino feels like?

>kryponite exists for about as long as superman exists
>best batman story of all time deals with batman vs superman
>"wtf this movies retarded youre all fucking retarded"

No, you are retarded.

why do plebs like yourself take everything so literally?

>actually "reading", without a sense of humourous irony, a comic book about one comic book hero taking on another comic book hero

You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.

A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.

Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.

This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?

Superman = idealism (the gays who were killed represented a world where people can be who they are without getting discriminated against)

Doomsday = looming refugee overload + misplaced hypocritical sense of liberalism i.e DON'T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MUH MUSLIMS IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT, being the reason the gays/superman were killed

Batman = Guns

>Attempting to justify capeshit
>Muh Symbolism

>being this unironically literal

genuinely feel bad for you

>Photoshopping screenshots to win an argument

Fucking pathetic, get a life.

>Being so childish and insecure you attach to your preconceived notions about what a genre can and cannot do

The only relevant justification is profit. Movies are products. Art has been dead for at least 50 years.