What are some good movies to watch with a girl?

what are some good movies to watch with a girl?
this is the first time i get the chance to do this

spirited away
the life aquatic
the crow

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Better Off Dead.

>dat gif
deniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied

Shoah

if you want some vag, pretend to enjoy amelie with her

I'm 26 and have literally never even touched a vagina.

Watch School of Rock

Everytime

>spirited away
based. I would say almost any Ghibli film

bitches love Pacific Rim too

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lmao wtf bro, what the fuck did you do in your teen years?

>tfw you show a girl your favorite kino and she doesn't understand it or finds it boring

>tfw only vagina I ever touched was a stripper's in Mexico when she let me finger her
Feels weird man

The last samurai and then start crying when the head samurai is defeated and kills himself

It'll show your soft side

Nothing can go wrong bro

try being 23 yo KHV
at this point, if a female would walk up to me and start conversation, i`d probably let a loud fart - that sometimes happens when im freaking out
>mfw

What's going on in that gif? Can someone please explain to me? I unironically suffer from autism and I can't understand what's happening there, but I'm intrigued by it.

she doesn't wanna snuggle

Mike wants to put his arm around her but she doesn't want it so Mike tries to pass it off as he was readjusting himself

I put on really bad long boring movies so i can game the girl/escalate during

>sitting in silence watching a good movie with a girl you havent fucked yet

you have accomplished nothing during this time

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

You guys are autistic as fuck.

Watching a movie is a great way to gauge if a girl is interested.You just wait a little while, til the movie and you and her have really settled in (between 20 and 40 min), and you put your arm around her. If she snuggles up next to you, then the outlook is good. If not, then you apologize like a fucking man and it isn't a big deal.

All of you autists are losing at life because you aren't making the first step, which is expressing interest. I'm not even close to a normie but even I know that much.

Trust me, it's better to be a guy who tried to hook up with a qt and failed than the guy who goes to bed that night wondering if he could have.

Hopefully this reaches some of you.

How does this happen? How have you never even gone to a party and drunkenly fingerbanged an uggo?

>obvious the post

I've been with my wife for more than three years now, and I still haven't shown her In Bruges, because it's my favorite movie, and I would think less of her if she didn't like it.

Forest gump

Same here at 24. Kissless but not handholdless

what best of the worst is this?

>that avoidance

Damn...

As a person who has had sex but but has never done that: I hate parties where I don't know people and as a result I have never really gone to them. Not that there was a whole lot of invites for me in high school. There were a few though and I only took them on a couple very rare occasions where the outings were small. I only ever got intoxicated at a party once.

>TFW Got a blowjob once
>MFW Still haven't fucked anyone
>MFW Fooled around with a feminine guy a few years ago because I think i'm starting to get lonely

h e l p

Also my average-at-best dick doesn't help

Dick size is mostly a vanity thing. Your average dick is more than adequate to everyone besides you.

...

Same boat, turning 25 in a few weeks.

I'm just saying fuck it and getting a 400 doilar escort.

Mike re-positioned himself and people on this board have never experienced a relationship so they assume that every woman is as superficial as they are. Niggas was tryin to get comfy an yall cunts try to finda deeper meanin

she wasn't doing her duty as his gf. no wonder he killed and ate her

Never even kissed a girl to be honest.

Women are hedonists and their enemy is boredom, effort, risk, danger.
Fortunately, men are desperate enough to feel relevant, so they are pushy enough to try to be noticed by women (because they fail to be relevant beyond women). and sooner or later, they cracks the bf-shield

Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.
Of course, changing partners constantly becomes a bore too, so they want some fixed men in their life to give them emotional and material support, Rarely sex because women know that, no matter how good the lover is, it gets boring sooner or later.
When they are replaced, men become resentful towards women, since they lose the validation of their existence. They pretend that they can live without women and that they even are better than women, smarter, stronger (in forgetting that women do not need to be so, because men want to be so in place of women)

Knowing that they are not able to stop loving to be supported by men, Women love also to think that they need no man and that they live to help others. This is part of the tactic to enhance their pleasures: women think that they are good people in society, only to feel even more raw, more animal, more of a little minx, typically in private, when they are fucked properly by some beta ready to serve them sexually.

Gf is interested in movies as well so I know what I'm talking about

I recommend:

Funny Games
Salo: 120 Days
Irreversible
The Skin I Live In
Hard Candy
Audition
Happiness
The Piano Teacher

Guaranteed comfy snuggles

is this Sup Forums or /r9k/

this guy is right

>Trust me, it's better to be a guy who tried to hook up with a qt and failed than the guy who goes to bed that night wondering if he could have.
Keep telling it yourself, you fucking creep lmao

>pretend to enjoy amelie
It's a very enjoyable film, user.

LOTR Extended Trilogy
If she doesn't like it, you're free to dump her
If she likes it, she's wife material

*tips fedora*
Deep.

Brokeback Mountain or The Birdcage

BETA as fuck bro.

>we watch Tōkyō monogatari
>she spends 80%of the movie on her phone

dropped this dumb bitch

>I'm 26 and have literally never even touched a vagina.

Lucky you, it's a place of horror, grotesqueness, ugliness, and stench. Stick with the dick man, stick with the dick.

>go to bed thinking about how I got shut down by my crush
>go to bed like normal

yeah nah

25 here and never seen or touched a bare pair of breasts,
or touched or seen a bare pussy

That's one of the treasures of being gay, you get to date your bros, so you'll inevitably end up liking the same things and also know where men's sweet spots are, so you're best suited to please one another.

>The noteboook
>After it's done and she's crying make her hot coco with march mellows
>Give it to her with a little note book with something written down in it for her that means something special
>Nut 7 times inside any orifice you chose buddy!

If you actually just want to spend the time talking and just have the movie as background noise, put on an ok-ish comedy, something like 30 minutes or less,

For something to actually watch, Eternal sunshine is a good girl-friendly movie that you'll actually enjoy too

Same brother 26 hkv here, was hoping to lose it this year after moving to a new city to start a new job and completely changing my life around but it doesn't look like its happening.

Why not just lose it with one of your bros?

20 here, never even hugged a girl that wasn't related to me. But honestly I don't even care, I don't have any desire for relationships at all. And any sexual urges I have, I just jerk off. I'm free do whatever I want and it feels pretty good.

Does get a little lonely, but that's why I shitpost on Sup Forums.

homosensual intercourse doesn't count as losing your virginity, it's just mutual masturbation

Black Dynamite

Keep telling yourself that ugly virgin

hes right tho.

no one ever got anywhere without taking that first step.

keep telling yourself that girls will come to you and make the first move, elliot rodgers

dat denial

>being married
c u c k

its gonna be hard to find a girl who will enjoy that movie properly.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, but ok. JUST remember you're posting on the same site as me, you're equally pathetic to the eyes of everyone else.

Dick size don't matter pham. It does nothing to help you pick up chicks because you immediately ruin your chances the moment you mention it

What are you talking about 4 chan is a funny site, I'd rather be here then reddit.

yes it does it your asshole is fucked or if you fuck an asshole.

Under your definition all sex is purely masturbation is it doesn't result in conception.

You're an idiot if you would define someone like Colton Haynes as a virgin.

If your hole is plowed you're no virgin kek, so let one of your buds stick his weiner in your man pussy and have him massage your prostate and cum inside you.

Go ahead and let one of your lads fuck you so you no longer have to carry around the label of being a virgin.

>KHV
wtf does that mean, god I hate it when people use non-commonly known acronyms.

Les Misérables (2012)
it's a shitty gay musical flick, but belive me, it's great for getting laid.

Naked (1993).

>Meet Chinese QT at uni
>End up moving in together
>Every evening when we're home, we watch movies/tv shows together
>Try to get her to watch my favorites
>Doesn't understand Friday
>says Fifth Element is stupid
>Says LOTR is boring
>Anything in space is "not real, and just fantasy"
>Doesn't like horror movies

Now I have to watch these absolutely cringe worthy Korean/Thai/Chinese comedies and dramas which are just the worst things ever.

>This shitty Thai drama about a girl who works at a fashion company, and her highschool enemy joins up and they just cat fight every episode in the office
>Her best friend is a pre-op tranny nigger
>All the guys on the show are faggots, except for her love interest, who looks more like a woman than she does
>Most obvious "plot twists" imaginable

I remember watching it the first episode and saying "I bet the protagonist is the bad guy and caused them to be enemies in the first place". 40 episodes later and I'm right.

Truly, Gookino is only meant for gods.

kissless handholdless/hugless virgin

i already did, it wasn't gay though, the balls didn't touch

and im still a virgin

Adventureland

Weren't you on /sci/? You wouldn't fuck off there either.

I've gotten action while watching Princess Mononoke, Ice Age, and Aliens but we were both sweaty nerds so..

The Notebook is apparently a panty dropper from what I understand.

Such an underrated comedy. Pure kino

>the guy who goes to bed that night wondering if he could have

Fug

Aoooohh... dang!

>tfw your roommate had better taste than you

I showed a girl Groundhog Day. At 30 minutes I was like 'Do you wanna make out?' She said 'Yeah'. We were meeting for the first time. Worked out pretty well.

>lost virginity years ago
>sex felt overrated
>cuddling was comfy but never any alone time
>felt smothered
>ended it and left
>never want to deal with that again
>fully given up the game
>fapping feels much better and far more convenient
>glad I experienced it once
>never have the urge to do it again

Considering you have no experience with netflix n chill, pick a movie that's simple and any normie will enjoy, almost all capeshit works. Romanic comedies come off as pathetic, and anything else will cause her to get bored.

I say this because a normal NnC the movie doesn't matter because watching a movie with a girl is just code for sex

>19
>Still have time to fix everything
>Will just end up wasting it here as usual
It's 100% my fault, but I wished this website never existed desu.

kys normie

born by c-section?

I watched Teeth the night me and my girlfriend first had sex. In case you don't know, it's about a girl who grows teeth in her vagina after living next to a nuclear power plant and uses it to cut guys dicks off.

I wonder if a gay man wrote the script for that story. I mean vaginas do look kind of scary and like they would have teeth hidden up there.

this. I was in long term relationships one after another out of high school and the shit sucked. Sure, sex was nice everyday and having someone to do stuff with all the time was nice and all, but you literally never get any alone time, and you have to schedule shit with your friends.

I'm sure as I get older it'll be nicer to have someone, but right now fuck that noise, I like playing video games until dawn and jerking off.

too busy fucking girls on tinder to kill myself desu senpai

It's good to have standard, anons, but did you guys never even fucked a fat chick at a party? I mean in college, even I got laid several times. It's not that hard.

Are you me?

>too busy fucking boys on grindr

There fixed that for you.

I'm glad someone here has taste.

>audition

You'll certainly have a night full of femdom action.

>be 17
>start getting my social life on track
>in three months go from having my first kiss to having sex for the first time
>find Sup Forums
I've been here ever since

What is that gif from?

28 in a couple weeks and I can barely talk to girls.

Come at me, I'm going wizard status and none of you can stop me.