I think Jesus would win cause he's got self healing like wolverine

I think Jesus would win cause he's got self healing like wolverine

Jesus will just keep turning the other cheek and forgive Muhammed.

Jesus because he's undead and zombies are cool

Muhammad considered Jesus a brother. I doubt they'd fight.

Besides, Jesus grew up in the soft Augustan Empire. Muhammad might as well be straight outta Compton in the 7th century. If they did fight, think it'd be Muhammad.

Jesus
>can ressurect himself
>endless food and drinks for everyone
>is half human half god so can level the entire planet and universe if he wants to.
>chill dude that everyone likes to hang with except religious jews
Muhamad
>shit talks other ppl and rapes little girls
Yeah i think this isnt even debateable lol

Muhammad because he'd be covered in underage girls, like armor.

Sorta like this, except balls deep in a child.

Jesus
>Half god
>Able to resurrect
Mohammed
>Good with some weapons
>Human

Jesus is a demigod so no doubt pretty handy. But he's a pacifist and would have to turn the other cheek
Big Moe would fuck him up.

>Jesus kills the babies and muhamad then ressurects the babies after the fight is done.
You cant fight a demi-God when you're a sad little sand prophet brah

Nah jesus would just imagine Mohammed as those faggots with the fig tree and start beating his ass

Jesus and Muhammad are friends, retard.

Jesus would just sit there till Mohammed died of exhaustion

>What's a hypothetical?

>brothers never fight

You've clearly never had a brother.

If they were friends why does Mo want everyone non muslim dead? Jesus would be an infidel in this case.

This was ment for

Muhammad grew up during wartime, times were tough in the hood.

While Jesus was poncing about telling stories in his sandals, Muhammad was living life on the edge and struggling to stay alive while spreading the word of god.

Jesus learned to build chairs at his dad's shop, Muhammad learned from the school of hard knocks. KO in round one.

Jesus is a fucking exception. Like I said, they're friends.

It's more that enemies of God should die (which is true tbh)

>Implying friends don't beat the shit out of each other for shits and giggles

Such bs.

Jesus was the precursor to Mo.

They're also both fictional characters. To answer OPs question, one punch man.

Jesus/Isa grew up surrounded by SJWs and rarely left his safe space, Muhammed had a much bigger struggle spreading the word of god and knew how to fight.

>Jesus learned to build chairs at his dad's shop, Muhammad learned from the school of hard knocks. KO in round one. FUCK'N GOLD M8

How do you kill someone that can resurrect themself though

Just keep forsaking him

Camp out and just spawn kill every three days, or superglue that boulder into place.

>implying either of them actually existed

Eventually Mohammed has to sleep and that's when Jesus will attack

why the fuck do people keep portraying jesus as this caucasian motherfucker?

the guy was every bit a sandnigger as the rest of the dumbasses who lived in the deset

I concede

Cause their all fictional characters.

Nothing but those religious rags depict Jesus or Mo.

>every 3 days

He has plenty time to sleep, damn he could probably fit a part time job around that lax schedule.

>implying you exist

Jesus because Muhammad sucks little boy cock

>implying i dont

The burden of proof is on you buddy.

razor blades inserted in goat vagina is kyptonite to most musllimes

>implying you can make a consistent and complete proof of your existence

Jesus was the son of God. Muhammad was the phrophet of Allah.

Jesus was a hippy, Muhammed was a straight up pedo badass. No contest.

Nah man, pretty sure Jesus is a vampire.

Think about it. He "dies" and then hides out in a cave for three days. On the third night he gets up and disappears.

He's probably like... a sick ass elder vampire. Why do you think there's that whole ritual of drinking his blood?

Christianity = Secret Vampire Iluminati Cult

>implying i cant

Is Muhammed good with a hammer and nail though?

So you admit you can't fully disprove that Jesus or Muhammed existed?

Depends with book you consider canon. In the sequel, Jesus is also a prophet of god like Muhammed, so it's kinda even.

none of what you described has anything to do with vampires

It's called goedel's theorem. It's a logical impossibility. But if you have a way to do it, please, prove to me that you exist.

Jesus walked around in daylight and probably made wooden stakes as part of his job.

Goku and Vegeta are friends. So what

The implication was that he was probably bitten by a vampire while he was on the cross, but before he died. The vampire turned Jesus, and then hid him in a cave.

The "resurrection" was actually just the incubation period of vampirism. On the third night, Jesus rose and left the cave, destined to wander the earth as the vampire son of God.

Jesus... read a fucking book for once in your life.

>implying i will

Yeah man, because he got turned right at the end of his life. See

Im not sure who would win in a fight but i can tell you one thing, Mohamed could probably do some sick ass kick flips.

Goku + Vegeta V Jesus + Muhammed

Nothing after Super Saiyan since that's when the series became bullshit. Also, Jesus' multiplication spell is limited to x500.

The common misconception is that Jesus is a pacifist. This is the same person/God who will return to judge and wage war on those who are against him. From his own mouth, I didn't come here to bring peace but a sword.

Can jesus and mohammed fuse?

...

In the same way neckbeards online threaten people online.

Pssht. Nothing... personel... Muhammed

Umm Majin Vegeta vs SSJ 2 Goku was the best fight of the series

Whoops this was meant for

The question is, does Jesus have a similar thing to Saiyans, when he returns from near death his power greatly increases?

sure, because no one would comment on a pale ass motherfucker trying to climb a tall ass cross to clamp down on this dead ass sandnigger's neck, right?

He can only kaoken
Jesus would never breach his hair

Johammed Christ sounds pretty badass

Jesus has to be at least as strong as mystic gohan if the bible is accurate and id say mohammed is somewhere near the level piccolo

Oooh hoo hoo im getting an ego

Are you implying Jesus needs to go ssj3 to be as strong as goku? You know he was written as super op, he's the son of god/is god

so people actually acknowledge your existence for once

good job

My boss hasn't even given me this much attention

Jesus would win because he's fucking God.

wait what the actual fuck is he?
>god
>son of god which according to the bible is also god
>son of god born of mary who is a mortal woman which makes him a demigod

I'm on TeamJesus. Healing powers, and he can come back from the dead. Metal as fuck

Probably Jesus because he could use sith lightning

#TeamJesus

What is the holy trinity?