What's the chances of catching something from eating a strangers ass? Hooked up with a chick from the club last night and ate her ass raw as soon as we got back to my place. Not feeling so good today I'm worried.
>pic related: tounge was deep in her asshole, there was some fecal matter but I just used my tshirt to wipe it off
76.12%
Some nasty bacterias and viruses down there yo
>there was some fecal matter but I just used my tshirt to wipe it off
ya'll wild
Hope you die dumbass. :)
Was she nignog? 100 chance pics relates
I eat my girls ass out all the time, nothing has happened to me... yet.
My girl has pretty good hygiene though and I usually eat her out fresh out of the shower, not after a few hours of ass shaking at a hot-ass club. Good luck. Lol
It's just E. Coli.
Man up, bro. Real niggas is germ proof.
you're stupid
Hepatitis. Might as well lick the floor of a public restroom.
>eating ass of stranger "from the club"
>expecting decent female hygiene from stranger
>enjoy your AIDS
probably still safer than what OP did
it normally takes longer to get sick but you very well could've swallowed down butt juice. soo you're probably not sick yet but your stomach is filled with a strangers runny ass juice. which is gross and you should feel gross.
I go down on my wife's ass like an Ethiopian in a box of donuts at least once a month for 5 years... nothing yet. Sometimes I can taste a tiny bit of shit... NTB to be honest.
Makes me queasy even thinking about it.
it's an acquired taste
You took a real crapshoot with that my friend
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>>pic related: tounge was deep in her asshole, there was some fecal matter but I just used my tshirt to wipe it off
If your wife does not cheat on you, you wont get any diseases.
The longer your relationship lasts, the more both of your bacterias are equalized (cause your eating habits will probably be close). That means, it's as you would eat your own ass.
On random strangers tho - you are pretty fucked. guess why so many fags are infected with aids? That's right, because the ass is a cesspool of diseases.
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Jesus user you are a braver man than I, eating the shit of drunken strangers
Omega aids prime
It's like a mix between hyper aids and being dead.
>eating ass
>enjoy your AIDS
>eating ass can't give you aids
This guy
That's fucking disgusting
I would do that to a gf I've been with a few months but not a fucking stranger
You seriously need to reevaluate your shitty life
i love pussy but i hate the smell. my ex girlfriend, right after we showered there was no smell coming from her ass. i would literally just lay there and eat away while she did her nails and shit.
pro-tip: eat a dudes ass. no one wants to out you, and a guy will actually go to great lengths to make sure you have a pleasant experience
Honestly... I would've had a hard time not going down on an asset like that either. Did she enjoy it? My wife has grown so fond of it sometime I'll come in the room and she'll be laying face down ass out... like come and get it.. and I do.
Well, considering the anus is inhabited by E. Coli and a spectrum of other life-threatening bacteria when ingested, any sickness you do receive is a warning that you are a fucking degenerate from mother nature. You see, "eating ass" as you so eloquently put it, is not only dangerous, but unnatural. Also, nigger.
>i would literally just lay there and eat away while she did her nails and shit.
You sound like a huge fucking cuck and how the fuck was she able to handle you doing anything while you eat her out you must be terrible at eating pussy fucking kill yourself
No thanks on the dude ass part. Even the thought of making out with a dude grosses me out.
My girl wont let me eat her out while she does other stuff. She has troubel multitasking, loses focus. Sounds nice though.
>eating a girl's ass without a shower immediately before
i don't mean to sound racist, but how could you even tell there was fecal matter?
ur retarted
I mean, you might as well face reality and come out as a monumental faggot.
If i eat pussy from a literally whore, will i die?
It really doesn't taste all that bad.... kinda salty I guess? Beefy? Like real gamey deer meat.
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That's so fucking disgusting
I would never eat an ass if it even looked like there was a sliver of a skid mark on her asshole
I hope you get sick and die soon you degenerate
If she takes it bareback, probably.
Why not just have a nice doo doo sandwich? Same thing.
>mfw carlos
did she enjoyed?
any pics?
we know you learned this skill from brown nosing the boss at work
ass eating is the reason for the west's degradation and downfall
for fuck's sake OP....this better be fake or you are actually an autist and deserve every ounce of AIDS coming your way