Cele thread!

Cele thread!

DoveBro?

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Yes!
That typo tho...

Dumbro?

Yeah, with that typo...

It's not that bad tbh I've done much worse.

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Jk.
For example?

You must be new here

Maybe he is.

Why are her eyes so far apart?

What happened to her nose?

can't think of any specific examples but I've majorly fucked up with typos before

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Kek. Alright.
Filename is perfect.

Agreed. I usually name my images after Death Grips songs for some reason

Your favourite band?

Yeah. I went to see them live and it was great.

Think I never went to a concert of an american band. Only german ones.

M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba caught m-me jacking t-to porn this afternoon and after calling m-me the lowest d-downcasting varmint s-she has ever w-witnessed she body slammed me onto the c-c-computer monitor, s-s-saying I will always be a l-low class pervert of n-n-no particular talent who r-reduces himself t-to naked imagery t-to visually r-rape those p-poor w-women... N-Not only d-did she flatten out the brand n-new monitor she a-also g-grabbed the c-cord and w-wrapped it around my throat c-causing m-me great discomfort... I-I c-could barely f-feel m-my b-body as I-I l-lay stretched out o-on the computer table and started t-to gasp f-for breaths as she t-tightened h-her n-noose around m-my neck... She s-said h-her p-parents had it right all a-along when they advised h-her t-to throw m-me back into the abysmal pit where sh-she f-first found me, penniless and a-a-afraid of my own sh-shadow... I-I begged h-her a thousand p-pardons w-with what breath I-I could m-muster and she f-finally released m-me s-saying I'm a-a-a very lucky fellow and the g-g-guillotine w-was too good f-for a snark like me... I-I guess she figured m-my bodily disposal w-was t-too m-much of a-a difficulty and sp-spared her vengeance f-for yet another day... P-Praise the fates...

I've only been to that one. It was fucking weird though everyone in front of me and my friend just ran forward as soon as they came in and we were the only ones left in the middle but eventually other people moved forwards.
My neck fucking killed by the end of it.
Would still recommend going to see them ;live though.

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