Attention whore

>attention whore
Hi b
Finally got a nice shave
What's up?

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Why? Why?

Posting in an obviously not doomed thread.

you got 2 belly buttons

> what's up?

Obviously not you.

ABORT MISSION OP, you just can't live into that.

>brony

Not surprised. At least your stuffed animal horses don't need a big dick to please them.

Holy shit, neck yourself

you ever had sex or a gf?
are you not embarrassed of your penis?
were you born a boy or a girl?
what do you do for work?
do you live with your parents?
what have you been diagnosed with?

timestamp pls

Do you fap with your index finger and thumb?

hey user, whats up?
why post your dick and face?

seriously asking

I just wanted to see if this would get replies here. That's some fag from another site.

don't know about OP but I do, yes. why?

I have no words. litterly.
your fucked.

dem trips though

Oh good!! How are you???

Ever came Sup Forumsro?

my clit is the same size as your penis

Pics plox

literally 6 words used. I don't think you get the concept of numbers

why?

4 real, this shit puzzles me like crazy, how is your penis size, how are your legs bending that way, how is your skin that clear?

all valid qustions.

HEY GUYS LOOK IT'S A GIRL POSTING ON B XDDDDDDDDD LETS ALL GIVE "HER" (YOU)S AND ORBIT HER
you brought your gender up when it wasn't relevant you attention seeking bitch you could have said "a clit is the same size as your penis"

Or English

How do you get such a small penis?

I want a small penis like you but don't know how

Because it is attractive

you just failed your quads, at least post something decent to see in this dying thread if you're not op's retarded cousin

Oh that's unfortunate

your "gender queer" microdick doesn't count as clit, tardmunch

Absolutely beautiful, OP.
Would you mind writing " Seyed #1 " on your crotch? I want to make it my background picture.

it was relevant. OP's post is attention seeking too, arguably more than mine.

Not as attractive as mine

This thread has got me at a loss for words.

check'd

I'm not gender queer.

No it is definitely more attractive than yours

Your groin area would be more attractive if you cut off your dick

>weebem related

That's a pretty big clit-

is it erect OP?
what can you do with it?

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For a second there I thought that was chris chans infected taint.

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How do you pee?

Did u ever touch a girl?

yeah but his tiny penis and confidence is interesting, the fact that you're a girl isn't

PLOX include.me in the screencap

Damn...

plus he provided proof and photos so other people have something to look at whilst he attention seeks

most comments on Sup Forums aren't interesting.

I'm a dude and I'll be your bitch anytime, anyday!

then send a pic. let the professionals of Sup Forums decide on that.

Literally impossible for you to have sex

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Nature really doesn't want you to procreate.

Can you have sex? Take a pic of it erected #nohomo

he can rub it on a chicks clit until they both cum. close enough.

PETER PETTIGREW

i feel better for all those poor dudes that have horrible accidents happen to their bits. they can still orgasm? what is this guy doing anyway just rattling the fuck out of his inner parts?

I want to see you shoot a load

Post pic of erect dick, OP
>use r34 ponies to help, horsefucker

kek'd 9/10 thats why i am coming back to Sup Forums.

I take the brown pill

KYS faggot. Christ you guys are getting annoying.

You have posted here before, haven't you OP? Good for you to be confident tho

What a fucking clit lmao

Why would anyone? Gtfo.

>KYS
underage leafy fanboy detected
also if you don't like it stop bringing up your gender when you don't have to

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>omg gender neutrality on the interwebs

stop bringing up your gender, nobody cares that you're male. you just want attention.

this will be in one of those shitty
> ITT best of 4chins

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Hope not, this is legit third-tier material.

>Gender neutrality (adjective form: gender-neutral), also known as gender-neutralism or the gender neutrality movement, describes the idea that policies, language, and other social institutions should avoid distinguishing roles according to people's sex or gender, in order to avoid discrimination arising from the impression that there are social roles for which one gender is more suited than another.

please tell me how I'm trying to stop people discriminating against women

I'm so happy I'm not you.

Yeah. Thats how I thought most of you fags would look like. Maybe a bit younger. Penis size fitting though.

Legit thinks he's better than OP. My sides.

Fucking SJWs. Just gtfo.

you made the bait too obvious, you could have said my definition was wrong or something, that woulda pissed me off

how can i get more of that?!

Thanks Sup Forumsro I felt really bad about myself until I saw this

Don't care to use any effort on people like you.

The a bloody good coke if i do say so myself

that's pretty good I almost went on a rant at you, keep up the good work user

Tits or GTFO!
amidoingitright?

This man seems to be a powerful world-wide-wizard.
Do not anger him.

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So THIS is the guy calling me a nigger? Huh, i'm underwhelmed.

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Sorry, too busy shitposting in another thread. 4/7, though, would do again.

mine looks like that when I'm soft, but I'm 5.5" hard. I've actually had a girl say "WOW" when she started sucking my dick and it got hard. LOL It's actually a super nice surprise for girls.

>5.5"
>"WOW"
>super nice surprise

Don't fail me, OP.
I am still waiting

LOL.

Your Mum is one kinky slut.