All of Europe goes to war with each other in an all out battle royale.What happens? Who comes out on top?

All of Europe goes to war with each other in an all out battle royale.What happens? Who comes out on top?

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France comes out on top, UK invade Ireland and stay untouched.

switzerland as usual

Albania

this and islam

>france gets rekt by germany before journalists in usa can finish article
>finland rekts russia and possible nigger raid from sweden
>turkey colapses since russians gave kurds weapons
>fascism wakes up in spain, madrid goes full medieval on barcelona
>italy gets cucked no matter what it does
>slavshits go full genocide on each other
>greece is happy since they think they'll get away with debt
>nooone gives a shit about iceland
>uk barely survives because of us help and then bitch about how great they are

>Fascism wakes up in Spain
lolno

Already happened in WW1. Results: all dead

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>madrid goes full medieval on barcelona

Madrileños don't give two shits about Barcelona, it's Barcelonese people who are constantly whinging about Madriiiiiiiid.

Funny anecdote, I was on the Barcelona-Madrid high speed rail a few years ago and there was a bunch of high school kids on board who were travelling there for the first time. If you paid attention to what they were saying you'd have thought we were on the train to Mordor, kek.

This is problematic, you understand how many sides we have to change?

Legit question.. Could Catalonia sustain themselves? Also would Madrid ever let them have 99% of east coast like they demand?

Finns would probably chimp out finally and kill every nigger in finland and sweden, our whitetrash would actually do it

>including turkey in EUROPEAN war

Of course it was a barely european Balkan mudslime, Serbia should control you

Portugal and Spain if we're both clever about it.

Nothing reaches here, and our countries' have had their best times when Europe is eating itself and we're just here chilling not attacking each other.

Maybe this time we'll get a space program, even.

Geographically half of Turkey is in Europe and you should know that under this beautiful flags there are 3 nations which would suggest that i may actually be a Serb, but you wouldn't happen to know that you glittering idiot

Finland gets BTFO, crushed between Swedish nationalists LARPers and Russians who wanted to finnish the Winter War.

>France comes out on top
Has France ever come out on top?

jews as usual

>kurds beat turks because they have magic foreign weapons

read all of this

The solution is quite simple. We split the country up.
Now there are enough Italies to switch on everyone else's side

Kurds are VASTLY superior to filthy, disgusting t*rkroaches in every possible aspect

With what land troops would swedes crush us? That would not be a thing even in 1 vs 1 scenario, since their army is not built for conventional warfare.
They'd be getting their shit kicked in by danes and norwegians who are in suspiciously good terms for a Europe in everyone versus everyone scenario

We'd be busy with russians and russians would be busy with other russians

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Not an argument

No, in fact ur mum was on top last night

Considering Catalonia with 16% of the population has a quarter to half of the GDP of various sectors and overall 20% of the spanish economy. Yeah, it can sustain itself. And no, Catalonia doesn't want that stupid concept of the Catalan Countries (mainly because Valencia and the Balearics don't want it either). That's just the area where the language it's spoken. The independence movement is only for Catalonia proper.

everyone gets rekt, france and germany last two standing, brits beaten but not totally out

frogs whup the krauts, but before they can celebrate poms pull some bullshit to make sure the frogs go down with everyone else too

if turkey isnt involved
greece would rape half of europe

reminder that turkey and greece have the best pilots in the planet

>Who comes out on top?
Iceland of course.

This
Maybe we could sign a truce with France as they would be overwhelmed with several fronts, even then we could mass some troop in the pyrennes and spend most of our defence budgets in the Navy and the Airforce.
If shit doesn't go nuclear we should be fine.

They couldn't.

They think the rest of Spain wouldn't change his shopping habits and they would export the same amount of catalan products to Spain

50% of his exports are sold to the rest of Spain and in his current situation they are in deficit.

America comes out on top actually, just like the end of WW2.

his digits have me convinced

>Germany and Kebabland allied
>Sweden gets nuked by Motherland Russia to wipe off cuckoldry
>France gets invaded by Germany
>Italy fights alongside with the strongest nation
>Greece gets gangbanged by Germany and Kebabland
>Poland is divided again between Russia and Germany
>The UK begs for burger help
>Switzerland remains neutral as usual
>Portugal remains poor
>Kebab Caliphate becomes the strongest nation

You mean except the fact they've been the most powerful country in Europe until the end of the 19th century ?

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>Implying

There is nothing to discuss here, it's a fact.

Until German unification they were indeed the big boys.

Portugal would own the World

>france gets rekt by germany

Stopped reading here. Modern German army is a fucking joke, in a full-scale war they'd get beaten even by Ukraine.

France. They are in a more strategic position than any other.
I would say Italy, but I doubt they have the equipment for much of anything.

Humanity

France and UK should just nuke you little shits just for the keks and for this kike mentality

The u.k keeps Europe in check and rules over them with an fair but iron fist

Russia steamrolls everyone to the Rhine. Everyone else devolves into a stalemate because all their militaries are weak and impotent meant to support small special forces roles. Anything important they rely entirely on the US. Look at the Libya intervention. France and Britain, two """""good""""" euro militaries didn't even have enough bombs for their planes.

This.
Let the snowniggers kill themselves while we reach the stars.

See

nobody thinks we won ww1 by ourselves

that's retarded

Russia, if only by sheer numbers.

Britain or France, whoever nukes the other first.

France letting the UK rule over them? they'd rather get nuked kek