I'm a Satanic Witch, Voodooist, Spirit worker and more. I'm receiving Free spell...

I'm a Satanic Witch, Voodooist, Spirit worker and more. I'm receiving Free spell, healing/energy work and Divination requests. Also someone to chat with or a student is fine. My kik is @talientia

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What's funny is all three of those things are contradictory to each other.

>Waiting to she how she'll react to obligatory "See the rules" and "Tits or GTFO" posts

nice to see another person that practices the mystical arts. all my life ive known i was different from everyone else, about a year ago i started to experiment with psychedelics and now my shamanic powers are coming in strongly.
>ive seriously been casting spells this entire week and all of them have worked

Tits or gtfo

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watch the memes that you post in reply to me. I assure you i AM a shaman with spirits that are always ready to do my bidding. tread carefully friend, we dont want an awakening now do we?

is this you op
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.html

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doit, prove the universe isn't indifferent

please get help

hah well then, you've forced our hand! my friend you are a vile person and i wish no harm upon you. you will however get what happens to all vile people and that includes pain and misery until you return to the obsidian sky above venus. my friend you have fucked up. after i prepare and ingest my next ayahuasca brew the cycle will reach full capacity. dont say we didnt warn you...

gaeeyyy

Prove your legit. Who's the girl I like?

>spirit wanker

That shit isnt real you dumb cunt.

How can you proof your powers? How about you tell what's my name?

>Satanic
>Vodun
Pick one.

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>I'm a Satanic Witch, Voodooist, Spirit worker
So you're a bullshit artist, congrats you woowoo-spreading cuntsack.

i already receive help and guidance from my spirit guides, but we thank you for the consideration. you'll be in our next spell

Someone once left a dead black cat on my front door. On another occasion, there where little dots made with coal. What does that mean?

Nigger stfu you cant cast spells you just take drugs and trip balls like we all said if you can just prove it whats the area code of the phone im using to type this message ..cunt

very well, tomorrow will be an exponentially different day for you. the events that will occur in your life will make you reminisce about masturbating and browsing Sup Forums. sorry ;(

Who is this even directed at you dumb fuck

everyone in this thread. it is ok if you doubt the powers and forces that are at play in this universe just remember this thread when your personalized event transpires tomorrow

Didn't your spirit guides tell you? Jeez, get with it user.

trick question, you're using a proxy. the spirits know all

user, I read tarot for nearly 20 years. My mother and sister are Wiccan, I've lived with druidic pagans and done past-life regressions.

I can say with absolute, 100% certainty that it's all attention-whoring bullshit.

Sorry to break it to you, you've got delusions, not powers.

The only legit question in the thread and OP decides not to anwser. OP is faggot confirmed

for all of those curious souls that are wondering how to activate your powers. you must first go through a journey of alchemy/ingestion of substances. here is a rough list of the substances that i used to fine tune my powers
>DXM - 1-4
LSA - 1-5
DPH - 10-20
Xanax (Alprazolam) - 120+
Ambien (Zoldpidem) - 40+
Gabapin (Gabapentin) - 20+
Klonopin (weak ass xan) - 2
LSD - 2 (18yo)
Marijuana - atleast 1500+ times (a fuck ton)
3-meo-PCP -10+
MDMA - 30+/lost the magic
Alcohol - 20+
Caffiene - way too many times to count
Tobacco/Nicotine - Countless
DOB "Day on the Beach" 2
Vyvanse (Amphetamine) 3
DOM - 1
DMT - 5
2C-E (EUREAKA) 100+
2c-I - 15+
2c-B - 3
Shrooms (Liquid psilocin) 1

~~~~~~~~Notable Combinations~~~~~~~~
Marijuana + alcohol
Marijuana + MDMA
MDMA + Xanax
DPH + Marijuana
Marijuana + Ambien
Xanax + Marijuana
3-meo-PCP + Marijuana
DOB + Marijuana
Tobacco + Marijuana
Alcohol + Marijuana + Tobacco
Xanax + Alcohol
Xanax + Ambien + Alcohol + Marijuana
Lsa + Marijuana
Caffiene + Marijuana (cup of coffee and some kush, thats good livin'"
Gabapin + Marijuana
Xanax + Ambien
LSD + Marijuana

Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God.

Now a man or a woman who is a medium or a spiritist shall surely be put to death. They shall be stoned with stones, their bloodguiltiness is upon them.

There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, one who uses divination, one who practices witchcraft, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer

You shall not allow a sorceress to live

Can you please give me advice on summoning a succubus?

You have a case of "edgy teen outcasts" in your neighborhood.

There.

>activate your powers

ie get high.

getting high is part of it. the other part is deep introspection concentration on events in your life that make you feel some sort of emotion

and*

Can yo summon Emrakul? Can you shadow walk to the vale of shadows? What Lvl are you?

OP, I'm too much of a pussy to pull the trigger. Possess some nigger to blow my brains out, or really anyone.
pl0x this will prove you're real.

OP, ask the spirits about the chances of someone named Lou Gehrig actually dying from Lou Gehrig's disease.

not op im the shaman but i can help you. your death wish shall be requited but first you must set aside a small length of time tonight and clear your mind. once you are relaxed you must focus on all of the bad things in your life and what makes you suffer. do this until you begin to cry then fall asleep. do all of this PROPERLY and your request will come into fruition tomorrow

I'm a Paladin, a holy knight of The Lord. I do His bidding. He and His infinite power have granted me immunity to your heretical babbling and practices. Have at me, brethren. I shall cast my stone of recall while under the holy shielding of immunity, after laying a smiting on thine wicked posterior.

go back to azeroth

What spells have worked

or you could use your shaman ooga booga powers and just brainwash me into doing it myself or someone else doing it.

nt you normie, I haven't cried over my shit in years.

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Bitch tits or gtfo

Azeroth exists because of the legends of olde. Legends from those who existed at the time of, and survived the divergence of the realms.

OP here, if you chant the words "ooga booga booga, where the white women at" 4 times into the mirror while the lights are out, you will meet your dream girl tomorrow.

how the fuck do I forget this girl?

Can yo summon Emrakul? Can you shadow walk to the vale of shadows? What Lvl are you?

ill greentext just to save on time
>had a dream about a girl that was in one of my classes and she texts me on facebook out of the blue later that day (never spoke to her)
>channeled spiritual energy on another girl that disrespected me and she had a mental breakdown within 2 hours of the process
>willed my high school diploma and drivers license into existence and obtained both within 2 weeks even though i was told it wouldnt be possible.
>received certain items in the mail and knew they would be there because i had an urge (this happend 3 times)
and plenty of other stuff that i dont have time to type out, small and unimportant things such as me getting 2 free mc-chickens at mcdonalds

OP I need guidance.

All unbecoming becomes itself
Intertwined lovers together melt
A word, a wave, a moment in time
Its special when multiple things align

Purify with dance. Sanctify with song.
Material illusion passes along.

The power in words lies in directed ascent
To will toward the future without relent
Thus it shall be, a mind once awoken
Invokes all around it forms unbroken

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I WILL FUCKING END YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU