ITT: early bonerkino

ITT: early bonerkino

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The surgeon who performed that boob job needs a fucking medal.

>2013
>early

For the early '90s, those are superb

That surgeon was Steven Seagal

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>tfw already fapped to marisa tomei yesterday

What went so wrong?

she's so lovely

http:// (infinity) ch.net/tv/res/354829.html

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looks like elle

Lets get a better angel on that

I don't know anything about nekkid women or boobs, but something is wrong with those boobs. And why does she look like Justin Bieber? I like both Under Siege movies a lot, great 90s cheese, but never really saw her as the hottie the movie makes her to be.

Meant angle

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That is unbelievable

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.

>something is wrong with those boobs
they're fake, bro

Sandra Bullock in Speed 2. I love this movie, I don't care what anyone else has to say, this movie is awesome.

>Willem Dafoe as evil hacker
>takes place in comfy as fuck cruise ship
>90s schlock violence
>Sandra Bullock being her quirky self, and in bikini
>that ending climax, holy fucking shit

epic rack

dat face tho

Nice thread while it lasted

A little ashamed, I admit

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statuesque

I think they're real m80

Absolutely no way

Under Siege

horrible flat butt tb.h

Read the filename

Embarrassing

>that threatening masculine gorilla posture 0:07

this
she looks manlier than me

DAMN JAIME LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT???

This is only a positive. She's probably great at pegging

I like it

now post the loli that fell in love with jason patrick

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uh no

>swn choke you out and call you a sissy faggot
;_;

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

HNNNNNNNG

i was gonna make a joke about that being a picture of david bowie but now i'm not sure if it actually is and that's the joke

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There it is

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sweet jesus this girl gave me so many boners in scrubs. Those tiddies

>ywn be Mr. MacIntosh
>ywn be friends with Tone Loc and fake John Candy

cuck

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youtube.com/watch?v=zj-WwKMhaEE

Is there any scene in film hotter than this?

fapped to this scene many times as a kid

>watching this scene with parents
>laugh because it's funny the way she gets sprayed on the ceiling
>didn't even realize what cumming and sperm is at this age