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Metal General: Atmoshitters BTFO edition
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”That's the thing that's important to us. Riffs, riffs, riffs”

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Atmokiddies are not welcome

2nd for glam

same here. i always had this bug in my head telling me to dump that crap and start listening to proper music

im team carcass. i listened to "weak meeeeemes" and i just hated the vox. it literally sounded like he was getting drowned in a toiled

is Fenriz the most respected man in metal?

Early Behemoth is best Behemoth.

Everything after Grom is disappointing.

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>muh trve kvlt

opinions on the new bölzer? on the first listening i was turned off by the clean vocals, i liked his guttural vocals. i´m currently giving it another listen.

Yeah i like Mastodon too but they weren't good since CtS

People who think old behemoth are objectively better are either hipsters or people who use 'sellout' out of context

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Cant tell if those are gutteral vocals or fast st anger snares

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I unironically like buttpower

>when you put the metronome click sample for a snare

Yeah I like opeth too but they werent good since deliverance

The notion that people actually pay for this shit is just too funny

morgana lefay isn't buttpower, just oldschool swagger metal
buttpower is more like masterplan or something

>a rusty blasting bulldozer machine oiled with black gushing slams
what did they mean by this?

No one pays, its just all slam worldwide ad revenue.

>Hooked qt scene gf
>Asked her if she was subbed to slam worldwide on youtube
>'what's that user?'
>'t. Nu-male'
>'What user?'
>Open youtube and play some saponification for her
>shes not into it
>we dont talk for 2 days
>get a text
>'im seeing someone else user'
Metal for this feel
Also did slam cause her to leave me?

>human garlic baking
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you rushed m8. slam requires proper foreplay

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wtf is this toad metal or something?

did you unironically say "t. nu-male" to your gf user?

>local death metal band member is facebook friends with Mike Browning
>former Morbid Angel drummer/vocalist and Nocturnus (AD)
>blogs about his daughter all the time
>find this

who knew Death Metal musicians were such NICE GUYS huh

I said it ironically but she didnnt notice

Mike moved out of his mom's house? Pat on the back for Mike, everyone!

>so what I doing wrong
Not going his own way

so this must be one of these bassdrums that just sound like clicks that fenriz spoke of

That feel when no james hetfield bf

who wrote this shit
what kind of autism is that

women want men who lead, not men who worship.

Fuggin beta :DDD

He would make her spit the bone if u know what i'm sayin

But we already know James is down to take one for his wife

>Periphery writes a song called Alpha
>it sounds beta as fuck

is Stoner the only subgenre where entry-level bands are actually the only one worth checking out?

I would be surprised if the girls in baby metal even know what metal music is, japanese pop music seems faker than even american pop music

nu-males are more likely to get laid or have girlfriends than elitist trve metalfag / internet metal nerds

my gf sent me a Lvcifyre video and she doesn't even listen to metal

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if that's what you tell yourself to sleep at night, i can't stop you

you know that it's true

animals as leaders is actually a pretty good blend of IDM, prog and Djent

Vektor - Terminal Redux

rec me some GENKI AS FUCK meal

top genki
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What did he mean by pic related?

lesser known NWOBHM turned GLAM
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>Axl Rosenberg
>Don't be a beta

Sounds great tbqh

no, varg is

Please give me ur big huge riffs

SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL

>tfw no nene qt gf

what does "wankery" mean in relation to metal?

mindless guitar noodling
most of the time associated to shitty tech death and proge

You have to choose at least 3 bands to see at this festival.

Which ones do you watch?

Technicality that is present in service of itself rather than in service of song as a whole, Rings of Saturn would be a prime example

Technical filler used only to display ability at playing complicated bits. It usually doesn't really mean anything compositionally and detracts from the songwriting

I saw the term on Children of Bodom album review.

I only recognize bowling for soup and reel big fish

None of these are metal

Beartooth because they have that one pop metalcore song that is p catchy

Bowling for soup because i want to see fatty mc burgerlord rolling on the floor

We the Kings because it sound like a meme band judging from that band name

Rec me some modern tech death that doesn't use sweep picking

Vektor

>none of these are metal

that's the point

But this is the metal general

Sweep picking in general is usually a red flag anyway

try Ulcerate, i guess

they are bands that make metalheads buttmad tho

Verdict?

I think it's better than their 2014 release.

woah what now? shits versatile as fuck my man

name 1 (one) good band that regularly uses sweep picking

guessing you don't play guitar
either way I don't listen to any bands that use it

>guessing you don't play guitar
what does that have to do with anything kek

Listening to their first album now, like it so far, reminds me of Gorguts

Listened to Terminal Redux for only 1 second and I've already transcended the mortal realm

I was speaking of the versatility of sweep picking
are you that fucking brain dead?

Marty Friedman solo stuff and Coroner, can't think of anything else.

learn to structure your sentences otherwise it looks like complete unintelligible gibberish

the fact that you'd even surmise it was unintelligible shows how much of a brain fuck you are

chil out bro what the fuck
did i rape your mother or something

It was just a prank bro

>Listened to Terminal Redux for only 1 second and I've already transcended the mortal realm
Welcome brother

Remember that you need to vektorpost in /metal/ at least once per day to remain transcendent

How can I become a rusty blasting bulldozer machine oiled with black gushing slams?

>children

MODS

Pretty much a gig of "literally who"s.

What's the metal equivalent of a fat guy furiously masturbating on stage(starts from 4:15):
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You don't know Enter Shikari? man what rock have you been living under lol

So 2008 Slamcore is back with vengeance?

Cryptopsy, Suffocation, Decrepit Birth, Vital Remains, Abominable Putridity, Ne Obliviscaris, Inferi, Vale of Pnath, Dying Fetus and countless upon countless others... It's just a technique for fuck sake

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Slam gigs are literally the most fun thing in existence

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im always impressed these fat guys can even get their fingers on the frets

Hence "pretty much".
There's 2 or 3 bands and then a bunch of fucking nobodies.

You don't know Bowling For Soup, Neck Deep, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Beartooth, Against Me!, The Bronx, Goldfinger? man what rock have you been living under lol

>giving a shit about bland modern pop punk

only Neck Deep is 'bland modern pop punk'

why are metal fans so quick to hate other genres lol

i don't hate on other genres, but all these bands are irredeemable garbage

they're fun bands though lol

Stop ____.