Metal General: Atmoshitters BTFO edition
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Atmokiddies are not welcome
2nd for glam
same here. i always had this bug in my head telling me to dump that crap and start listening to proper music
im team carcass. i listened to "weak meeeeemes" and i just hated the vox. it literally sounded like he was getting drowned in a toiled
is Fenriz the most respected man in metal?
Early Behemoth is best Behemoth.
Everything after Grom is disappointing.
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>muh trve kvlt
opinions on the new bölzer? on the first listening i was turned off by the clean vocals, i liked his guttural vocals. i´m currently giving it another listen.
Yeah i like Mastodon too but they weren't good since CtS
People who think old behemoth are objectively better are either hipsters or people who use 'sellout' out of context
Cant tell if those are gutteral vocals or fast st anger snares
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I unironically like buttpower
>when you put the metronome click sample for a snare
Yeah I like opeth too but they werent good since deliverance
The notion that people actually pay for this shit is just too funny
morgana lefay isn't buttpower, just oldschool swagger metal
buttpower is more like masterplan or something
>a rusty blasting bulldozer machine oiled with black gushing slams
what did they mean by this?
No one pays, its just all slam worldwide ad revenue.
>Hooked qt scene gf
>Asked her if she was subbed to slam worldwide on youtube
>'what's that user?'
>'t. Nu-male'
>'What user?'
>Open youtube and play some saponification for her
>shes not into it
>we dont talk for 2 days
>get a text
>'im seeing someone else user'
Metal for this feel
Also did slam cause her to leave me?
>human garlic baking
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you rushed m8. slam requires proper foreplay
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wtf is this toad metal or something?
did you unironically say "t. nu-male" to your gf user?
>local death metal band member is facebook friends with Mike Browning
>former Morbid Angel drummer/vocalist and Nocturnus (AD)
>blogs about his daughter all the time
>find this
who knew Death Metal musicians were such NICE GUYS huh
I said it ironically but she didnnt notice
Mike moved out of his mom's house? Pat on the back for Mike, everyone!
>so what I doing wrong
Not going his own way
so this must be one of these bassdrums that just sound like clicks that fenriz spoke of
That feel when no james hetfield bf
who wrote this shit
what kind of autism is that
women want men who lead, not men who worship.
Fuggin beta :DDD
He would make her spit the bone if u know what i'm sayin
But we already know James is down to take one for his wife
>Periphery writes a song called Alpha
>it sounds beta as fuck
is Stoner the only subgenre where entry-level bands are actually the only one worth checking out?
I would be surprised if the girls in baby metal even know what metal music is, japanese pop music seems faker than even american pop music
nu-males are more likely to get laid or have girlfriends than elitist trve metalfag / internet metal nerds
my gf sent me a Lvcifyre video and she doesn't even listen to metal
if that's what you tell yourself to sleep at night, i can't stop you
you know that it's true
animals as leaders is actually a pretty good blend of IDM, prog and Djent
Vektor - Terminal Redux
rec me some GENKI AS FUCK meal
top genki
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What did he mean by pic related?
lesser known NWOBHM turned GLAM
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>Axl Rosenberg
>Don't be a beta
Sounds great tbqh
no, varg is
Please give me ur big huge riffs
SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL
>tfw no nene qt gf
what does "wankery" mean in relation to metal?
mindless guitar noodling
most of the time associated to shitty tech death and proge
You have to choose at least 3 bands to see at this festival.
Which ones do you watch?
Technicality that is present in service of itself rather than in service of song as a whole, Rings of Saturn would be a prime example
Technical filler used only to display ability at playing complicated bits. It usually doesn't really mean anything compositionally and detracts from the songwriting
I saw the term on Children of Bodom album review.
I only recognize bowling for soup and reel big fish
None of these are metal
Beartooth because they have that one pop metalcore song that is p catchy
Bowling for soup because i want to see fatty mc burgerlord rolling on the floor
We the Kings because it sound like a meme band judging from that band name
Rec me some modern tech death that doesn't use sweep picking
Vektor
>none of these are metal
that's the point
But this is the metal general
Sweep picking in general is usually a red flag anyway
try Ulcerate, i guess
they are bands that make metalheads buttmad tho
Verdict?
I think it's better than their 2014 release.
woah what now? shits versatile as fuck my man
name 1 (one) good band that regularly uses sweep picking
guessing you don't play guitar
either way I don't listen to any bands that use it
>guessing you don't play guitar
what does that have to do with anything kek
Listening to their first album now, like it so far, reminds me of Gorguts
Listened to Terminal Redux for only 1 second and I've already transcended the mortal realm
I was speaking of the versatility of sweep picking
are you that fucking brain dead?
Marty Friedman solo stuff and Coroner, can't think of anything else.
learn to structure your sentences otherwise it looks like complete unintelligible gibberish
the fact that you'd even surmise it was unintelligible shows how much of a brain fuck you are
chil out bro what the fuck
did i rape your mother or something
It was just a prank bro
>Listened to Terminal Redux for only 1 second and I've already transcended the mortal realm
Welcome brother
Remember that you need to vektorpost in /metal/ at least once per day to remain transcendent
How can I become a rusty blasting bulldozer machine oiled with black gushing slams?
>children
MODS
Pretty much a gig of "literally who"s.
What's the metal equivalent of a fat guy furiously masturbating on stage(starts from 4:15):
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You don't know Enter Shikari? man what rock have you been living under lol
So 2008 Slamcore is back with vengeance?
Cryptopsy, Suffocation, Decrepit Birth, Vital Remains, Abominable Putridity, Ne Obliviscaris, Inferi, Vale of Pnath, Dying Fetus and countless upon countless others... It's just a technique for fuck sake
Slam gigs are literally the most fun thing in existence
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im always impressed these fat guys can even get their fingers on the frets
Hence "pretty much".
There's 2 or 3 bands and then a bunch of fucking nobodies.
You don't know Bowling For Soup, Neck Deep, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Beartooth, Against Me!, The Bronx, Goldfinger? man what rock have you been living under lol
>giving a shit about bland modern pop punk
only Neck Deep is 'bland modern pop punk'
why are metal fans so quick to hate other genres lol
i don't hate on other genres, but all these bands are irredeemable garbage
they're fun bands though lol
Stop ____.