Why don't you have a gf Sup Forums?

Why don't you have a gf Sup Forums?

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cause once i have sex them i realize that all i really wanted.

I want a gf that is both hot and has an interesting nonvapid personality

Needless to say, these girls don't exist.

Because I've been hurt once by a woman and just don't want to go through it again...no feels left

Because I don't give a fuck.

Because I have a wife you underage faggots.

kek, fucking fagot.

how old are you?

yo i asked u a question bitch, how old are you?

Because I like dick

Lots of reasons, most of them bad, some of them good.
But I think the real reason is because I'm scared of getting close to someone just to realize that they're using me and have always been using me. And I have neither the looks nor the constitution for a life of meaningless sex.

Because I just broke off a 6 year relationship and am enjoying my time by myself in my own space.

I look like a fucking terrorist

but i do

because human interaction with B type humans should be kept at minimum and only when absolutely necessary should you talk to females. remember to lie and deceive B type humans to turn them into machines of your commend to serve logic if they are unable to become A type people

because reasons.

Funny.
Look how I'm laughing my ass off.
That was really funny.
You really don't know how funny that is.
It's hilarity is quite stunning.

"Because females are icky"
My gf told me to say this.

am ugly

gonna have to wait till they're desperate.

then i'll fuck them in the ass and leave

cuz I have too much cp

nice.

They cost too much.

Hart Break in General is not fun you retard

You're seriously a fucking fagot if someone breaking ur heart is the worst pain u have ever felt.

Because I'm having some problems in the old banana

I have a .380. Does that qualify as a gun?

wow why is your old banana peeling?

Hanging out with my ex right now, fighting with another ex over text at the same time, either way I'm gonna pork one of em

I care more about my personal and financial freedom/independence than I do about entertaining a woman long enough to sleep with her.

i have a gf but cant really tell anyone cause she is 16 and i am 24.
i honestly dont know if i should continue it. but i do not want to hurt her

Because I have a wife instead.

kill urself.

They do sir.

Not hot. And i cant tell personality from a picture

Well, enjoy your search bud.

My gf has a feminine penis

Because I have porn!

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Women and relationships just get in the way of a man's progress and self-improvement.

Prove. Me. The FUCK. Wrong.

Because Rachel Bilson isn't into me.

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"?

fuck i remember her, used to have a crush on her back in highschool. she has a nice ass.

Because the girl I like is an emotionally and mentally unstable nightmare of a woman since she found her fiancé hanging in his bedroom in April.

Well the Girl i like/fucked say she wants to date me but I guess she just want to keep fuckin other dudes am moving in a couple days anyway can't trust that bitch feel me

For the same reason why i lurk Sup Forums.. There's something fundamentally wrong with me.

I want one but I have no desire to go out and get one. Instead, i just complain on the internet

I have a gf

truf

my work desk

Then y u like her mane

>went on a date recently
>everything checked out on paper
>had stuff in common, similar ideologies, she was cute
>immediately felt tired
>started running out of patience
>tolerated the whole thing
>gave her a bad night and went home alone
>wondered what the fuck is wrong with me

I enjoy being alone and I don't know how to casual sex. I'm always anxious. I don't think I'm all there emotionally, if at all.

got it :) going to propose this sunday hiding a ring in my den drawer.

Would bang

That's because I'm ugly and entirely unlikable. Women only really talk to me when they want something, because other than that they're simply disgusted to be near me.
To be frank, I don't really care about dating or losing my virginity. My first and only kiss was from some drunk whore in a nightclub, who did it out of the blue for no real reason. It made me feel nothing. No arousal, not even interest. I honestly don't know what's wrong with me, or if I should even do anything about it.

Hey, same here.

Do miss sex though.

Because the last major one falsely accused me of rape and runs her mouth whenever she finds out I'm with someone.
And they always believe her.

I prefer to pay them, its less messy and whores dont try to steal your dog when you break up with them.

Dunno how to start. I've never been on date