Alright Sup Forums rate my motherfucking hard ass dong!!!

alright Sup Forums rate my motherfucking hard ass dong!!!

hahaha morning wood doesn't affect this guy when he takes a piss

laughing my ass off right now.

I rate obtuse/10

"He went, THAT'a way, Officer!"

Is this real or nah? How th fuck you break yourself OP?

>Girl wants some
>Takes off your pants and underwear
>OH SHIT ITS A FUCKING COBRA RUNNNN

this picture out of ten

GG m8, thanks for the laughs

Looks like a skinny dude flexing whilst pointing the direction to the nearest gay bar.

Top fucking kek

90°/10

said in this voice

Glad to know not everyone here is 12.

Oh shit
The Andy Fucking Griffith show

This day has been foretold. Midgets are now evolving to piss into unrinals.

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You all laugh, but I bet this motherfucker gets chicks off in ways NO ONE, no matter the size of their dick, can do.

FUCK!

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that aint right

UP PERISCOPE!

looks like a periscope or a turkey

Looks weird but as a mostly lesbian girl I would totally want to fuck you. Your dick would feel great.

boi.

GimmieTreefida out of/10

This is how dank memes are made

Hey, it's that famous actor, Bentadick Cumberbatch.

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Snek is mad

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Oh fuck it's not a shop

My fucking sides

Down periscope

if that's from a tight frenulum, his sex life is pain.

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