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based on what?
i dont know
but im here
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get on with the story, will bump with whatever i want
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hairy bumhole anybody?
Shave
gtfo
ok so the story of how a camwhore stranded in a new country
>be me age 20
>living in germany
>went to school with an awsome dude
>bilingual scool, italian/german
>had shitty teacher and didnt learn the language properly
>he came from italy to finish school here
>hang out a bit
>he moves back (6 years ago)
>he ends up visiting me a couple times in germany
will cont if you arent the only one reading
better than tinder! plenty of horny whores of your city on smo.do
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Lurking.
And?
Did your father abuse you?
Mother issues?
bumpp
Listening. Nice bumhole and dubs.
he's not
>be me age 18
>have job at McDonald
>earn more than a camwhore
>profit
Pussy?
sure, but thats not the story today
ok so where was i?
>he visits me a couple times in germany
>always late(typical italian)
>went to the ritter sport cafe and a chritsmass market some other time
Oh, i forgott some piece of gold!
>be me, visiting his place when he was still living here
>has a collection of dried beetles and butterflies
>"cool"
>offer him to give him a bj for some sandwhich
>he didnt have anything at home, ended up kissing my nips
>was 15 then
sorry for slow typing, but i have a room full of wankers to monitor ;o
And he was a pedofuck?
>sad life
>so much abuse
>collection of dried beetles and butterflies
and no food at home
did he kidnap you to italy, held you captive and tried to dissect you? i call serial killer ending
>after 2-3 visits in germany he is busy in italy
>lose contact, he was the men of my dreams
>masturbate to him furiously
>fast forward 4 years
>still masturbating to the thought of him
>nothing ever happened other than him sucking my nipple
>having boyfriend, not him
>end relationship eventually
pedo yes, serial killer no
we both collect lolis. he likes the oppai ones, i like the non-mean ones
who the fuck offers to give a bj after seeing a collection of dried bugs and ends up getting her nipples sucked?
>pedo yes
Hes name?
IP?
It was for a sandwich, dipshit. A sandwich!
better than tinder! plenty of horny college whores of your city on smo.do
go back to 9fag please l33t haxxor
Do you got autism?
lol i have that horse mask here
not really a pedo, cmon suck it up
ok cont;
>still living with ex
>just started camming, he didnt like it
>decide to go on a europe tour
>travel by bus, i like that
>end up in bosnia (not europa but whatever)
>realize that italy is just a jump over the sea
>text dude from school
>turns out his bday is very soon
>say i'll be there
>he doenst believe it (i said before i'll come to italy for visit)
>ditch my grandmas b-day for his
>mfw i ditched her but relationship sucked and i havent seen that part of the family for a decade
>mfw i have no face
cont
uhuh trips deserve a pic with horsemask....incomming!
>just started camming, he didnt like it
ofc not faggot
>started camming
why?
what were you doing before that?
Would shove my cock in your hairy ass.
better than tinder! plenty of horny young college sluts of your city on smo.do
school obviously , read the fucking story u dipshit
I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!
gtfo
>ohmibod
Leave you shekeleering fuck
i finished film-school, did a couple of gastro jobs, other than this not much. not a valnuable person for the job market
its not he ohmibod. its teledildonics at its finest. i have a thing for techy gadgets so fug you
>went to florence overseas from kroatia
>had hotel, invited him there
>met his friends, b-day n shit
>payed for everything because i was swimming in money back then
>hes cute but got a bit fatter
Type faster. my break's up allready....
U should plan ahead a bit while feeding the general public.
>U should plan ahead a bit
you do realise shes a camwhore right?
>hook up with him anywas
>we go really well together. i like insects and animuu
>play quake 3 together
>he takes me back to his place (other town)
>stay there a bit before i leave back to germany
>pester him to come visit me
>we had some business plans
>i wanted him to manage all my cam related stuff and optimize tech things i dont understand
>he ends up comming a month later after my visit
>staying in my place (ex is not there)
>he traveled with his gaming rig(lion li huge thing)
>set up my tv in the living room
>a mess of sextoys.hitachi, controller,cables
>one day my ex comes home out of nowhere
>standing in my bedroom
>us both naked and sleeping
lemme know if you are reading faggots
This is why I keep coming back here. Where else can a man find a camgirl in a horse mask greentexting her lifestory?
better than tinder! plenty of horny young bitches of your city on smo.do
you can look up the thread in the archives, duh
oh men, dude, you still arent tired? mommy havent called ya to go to shhhleeep?
I'm reading. Can I see your bum hole again? Fapping...
yes
Still lurking.
Yes
But did bush did 9/11
reading
best i can do
where was i?
im going offline from cam in a moment because nobody wants to see me masturrrrbate
then i can type faster
heh'd
Thank you
still lurkin' continue user i feel like this story gets better as it goes on
>no one wants to watch me get off
That's a lie an you know it
Upload that shit! We wanna see
this should be a banner
underrated
Feet?
what's the most you've made in a month ?
true
what i ment is; nobody feels like paying for it tonight and thats perfectly fine. thats why i chose to stop broadcasting for now and focus on wasting my life on Sup Forums
>so ex comes in
>hes pretty stressed out
>goes into living room
>my crush is visibly uncomfortable
>puts on shirt and pants
>jigay pic related
Ah, foot fetishist, huh? Kys
I'll fuck her in the ass.
I came on my stomach right after you took off the mask.
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better than tinder! plenty of horny young bitches of your city on smo.do
kill yourself
1v1 me at club penguin NOW!
im not sure but i had a dude leaving 1k in a week and then sending me money over paypal, 3k, 2k, multiple times. i guess he alone spend 10k?
kys footdude, you never pay me
cheapest guys ever
dubsdubs
lovely
>we demount the pc and rush packing our things
>i book a hotel for us
>i pack as many things as i can since its clear i'll fuck off to his place
>i wanna be with him
>not like i have a choice, i broke bridges with all my friends/family. not very social to begin with
>stay a couple days in the hotel then travel to italy
>its going, but not well. his roommates are there
>one roomie is nearly 40 and a real loser, call him M
>M ecides to get dog
>dog shits all over because roomie never goes out with him
>decides to get a cat too
>cleaner then dog but now the house reeks of catpiss
>M gives away dog and gets more cats
>M also has a fat ugly gf wich he invites over with her kids to leave a mess
>one day M calls A (my crush) and says he found shit in the toilet but no toilet paper
>M is also the only one that doesnt use TP but a bidet
>the idea that he didnt flush his shit doesnt occur so he blames it on me
>lolwhut.jpg
>visibly uncomfortable but whateff
>we have a house to move in already, we are just waiting for previous owners to move out
present
>live in huge ass house with my chubby hubby, breed beetles and forgett relevant parts of the story because its late
>never leave home and if i have to at least i dont have to speak
oh wait, i just remembered the relevant parts i was missing, is it even worth typing down? its about how i got the rest of my stuff from germany and pissing in a jar
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TYLER FUCKING ONE
that was anti-climactic
Wait so you're living in Italy with the love of your life? It doesn't sound that bad. Just try to learn some Italian and you'll be happy for the rest of your life.
Yeah, he earn much more money than any camwhore
>He is worth the money
yep :3 but the question was how i ended up in a country where i cant speak the language....and....yeah well thats pretty much it. tho i've dun some weird and nasty shit to get here. and before that too. too bad nobody had the older threads capped but at least a couple remembered. get a ife if you are still reading
for playing LoL?
For begin Autistic Live
better than tinder! plenty of horny bitches of your city on smo.do
Thanks for the story and boobs OP. Know that you are having a better life than most, by being a camwhore. Which is quite something.
Np c:
But vote for Hillary!
eww, you gotta be joking
wasnt me(the camwhore)
if i had to vote, i'd make my mark for trump
You need to leave.
yea, you're anti-sjw, kind of figured. It's funny how people in other countries know and have an opinion of our presidential candidates. Our media's so shitty, we don't hear shit about other countries' elections
well, you have to consider the influence america has. ofcourse we are gonna be concerned about elections :^)
Well
WW3 is starting because of US
thansk for reminding me! thank god nobody cares about italy :3
germany's political agenda was the reason for my europe tour, i wanted to find a new place to live in.
oh yea, I'm not knocking it. Just think we should hear more global politics in the US
yea good thing you left and didn't get mudslimed.
Then I couldn't be cam whoring for you guys :c
p.s Vote for Hillary, not trump. Was a spelling mistake
one thing is making fun of it but another being there for nearly 2 decades and watch the city you grew up in turn to mudshit
lel try harder. shes using :v not :c
I feel ya, shit must suck. Hopefully that won't happen that close to the vatican
we have negros n shit comming here since huge coast but they leave due shitty economy and storm for germany :v