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help i've put glue on my finger and now it's stuck to my head

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Mate got me some weed whats it like smoking it for the first time

RIP

pulled an absolute cough last night lads

GOOD edition

*plows your mum*

how would anarcho capitlism work lids

What did he mean by this?

i didn't have much fun but maybe you will

Feels like your head is full of marbles that make you feel really good

is that fucking reckful

any new insights into minds of women?

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bet you think you're a big tow guy for posting this eh?

ye lad do you like my oc? xx

oh she's actually dead, I thought you were memeing lol

*ploff

Why does every girl seem to have a daddy kink? I don't like it.

Doesn't feel like anything desu

Takes a few tries to get it right

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i guess

thanks for reminding me of my ex you absolute fucking cunt

some people hate it, some people love it.

i really enjoy it.

dont have too much on your first try and dont do too much of it. saps all motivation and drive.

thats about enow lads, pack it in

"ooh pretty" repeated 100x over

dunno, pretty weird to me

i want a slightly dominant gf

Actually yeah the first time I smoked was when I got some shitty weed from a mexican and smoked it out of a plastic pencil, didn't feel anything and thought weed was stupid

Years later I smoked some dank blue dream that I got from a white guy that sold to my friends and that shit was so good, so good that it ate up a few years of my life

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That's for voting "leave"
Karma's a bitch

dough

just got turned down by McDonald's

stuck on a zero hour contract

pakis and poles have all the shite jobs I'm trying to get

might become a rorke tbqh

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don't smoke it with friends unless you're an outgoing sort. you'll have a shit time then.

there are mexicans in russia?

HELGA
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1. how do i tell my gf about my foot fetish
2. how do i tell her i want to watch her lick her own feet

business idea: save up a year's wages then go to bulgaria/greece and live like a king, unlimited slav/classical pussy

fucking Henry VIII

the gf

you kill yourself

Logic does not exist. It must be coated in emotion that matches hers in order for logic to take root within the mind of a woman.

breakthrough
borough
although
enough
furlough
hiccough
plough

Because girls are fucked up mentally to begin with, combine that with having a retard dad which most girls usually do and you have a mental fixation

1. just start fucking with her feet during sex
2. kys

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HAHAHA IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

GET FUCKED CORBYN

I love that look of shame

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>gif
fuck off

1. You get some rope
2. you get a chair
3. you stand on the chair
4. you wrap the rope around your neck
5. you step off the chair

KEK WHITEY BTFO

rotten, shriveled and totally calcified as usual

what are female hands like?

are they nice?

Nah there aren't any but I'm from california

cuz men have a mommy kink an that's not just me talking haha

just found this pic on the deepweb

Used to give foot massages

Toe sucking, sole lickinf and footjobs followed on from there

Little by little (started of woth kissing)

and he just falls to the floor.

What part?

hate the fact that protestantism was an explicitly anti-aesthetic movement
would have been cool to see how an anglican aesthetic would develop in isolation from the catholic church

why are you in russia?

Yeah but he looks a right fool when he does.

NEED an Anglo-Indian gf lads

quite like them myself

bit like feet

how do we solve the canad*an problem?

lads the gf wants it in the bum but i know she's horrible at wiping what the fuck do i do

>tfw literally all i want is a britbong gf to call me daddy and softly beg with her accent
i have heard it once before and my god do i have a mighty need

Lads when is weed gonna get legalised in the UK? Why is neither party behind it?

good post

1. buy some domestos extra strong
2. drink it

wipe for her

>i know she's horrible at wiping
grim
get her to shower first

old people who vote are scared of it

throw a wad of loo paper at her next chance, the cunt will get the hint

is weed deano?

>there's one accent
wew

the state of yanks


weed is cancer

first time i bunned i didn't feel it at all
next time i didn't feel anything at all and then i started hearing a song playing in the background
there was no song i was just really fucking high
miss those days, now when i smoke i just kind of sit about and laugh

some helpful suggestions;

MRS MAY SEND IN THE TANKS WE WANT OUT THE EU NOW

>old people who vote are scared of it

sports yanks made up
>yank football


sports canadians made up:
>basketball
>lacrosse
>Ice hockey (Brits in canada but I'll let them have it)

sports brits made up:
>bowls
>rounders and baseball
>modern boxing
>tennis
>cricket
>Field hockey
>Rugby
>football
>snooker
>polo
>modern rock climbing
>table tennis
>netball
>MMA
>the paralympic games
>bungee jumping

Jesus christ the anglosphere pretty much invented every sport thats actually popular, why are the rest of the world so bad at inventing sports?

shower and enema

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need bf

thats a nice gf

get america to take over

>now when i smoke i just kind of sit about and laugh
indicafags should be culled

pakis have that game where they ride around on horses throwing a dead goat at each other.

Make her have an enema first, should get her in the mood as well

would agree with this tbqh

>MMA
Brazilians
>modern boxing
there are only so many ways to punch people. Russia made just as many contributions to modern boxing as western europe

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So is alcohol and tobacco, in fact even more so, yet theyre legal

i ask again:

IS WEED DEANO

>be on omegle video
>connect to next person
>it's a girl
>she's beautiful
>literally 10/10
>stare at her for a few seconds, have no idea what to say
>she stares back
>more seconds pass of silence
>she disconnects

JUSTTTTTTSNJSUOHDIE

heem any and all boomers i encounter

very

denmark invented football and handball 2bh

That's only further evidence that it shouldn't be legalised. Look at the state that alcohol and tobacoo has left people in. The last thing we need is another genie out of that bottle.

oh yeah mate your 5 second interaction with an attractive girl on omegle could've led to a beautiful relationship

the altar