help i've put glue on my finger and now it's stuck to my head
/brit/
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Mate got me some weed whats it like smoking it for the first time
RIP
pulled an absolute cough last night lads
GOOD edition
*plows your mum*
how would anarcho capitlism work lids
What did he mean by this?
i didn't have much fun but maybe you will
Feels like your head is full of marbles that make you feel really good
is that fucking reckful
any new insights into minds of women?
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bet you think you're a big tow guy for posting this eh?
ye lad do you like my oc? xx
oh she's actually dead, I thought you were memeing lol
*ploff
Why does every girl seem to have a daddy kink? I don't like it.
Doesn't feel like anything desu
Takes a few tries to get it right
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i guess
thanks for reminding me of my ex you absolute fucking cunt
some people hate it, some people love it.
i really enjoy it.
dont have too much on your first try and dont do too much of it. saps all motivation and drive.
thats about enow lads, pack it in
"ooh pretty" repeated 100x over
dunno, pretty weird to me
i want a slightly dominant gf
Actually yeah the first time I smoked was when I got some shitty weed from a mexican and smoked it out of a plastic pencil, didn't feel anything and thought weed was stupid
Years later I smoked some dank blue dream that I got from a white guy that sold to my friends and that shit was so good, so good that it ate up a few years of my life
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That's for voting "leave"
Karma's a bitch
dough
just got turned down by McDonald's
stuck on a zero hour contract
pakis and poles have all the shite jobs I'm trying to get
might become a rorke tbqh
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don't smoke it with friends unless you're an outgoing sort. you'll have a shit time then.
there are mexicans in russia?
HELGA
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1. how do i tell my gf about my foot fetish
2. how do i tell her i want to watch her lick her own feet
business idea: save up a year's wages then go to bulgaria/greece and live like a king, unlimited slav/classical pussy
fucking Henry VIII
the gf
you kill yourself
Logic does not exist. It must be coated in emotion that matches hers in order for logic to take root within the mind of a woman.
breakthrough
borough
although
enough
furlough
hiccough
plough
Because girls are fucked up mentally to begin with, combine that with having a retard dad which most girls usually do and you have a mental fixation
1. just start fucking with her feet during sex
2. kys
I love that look of shame
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>gif
fuck off
1. You get some rope
2. you get a chair
3. you stand on the chair
4. you wrap the rope around your neck
5. you step off the chair
KEK WHITEY BTFO
rotten, shriveled and totally calcified as usual
what are female hands like?
are they nice?
Nah there aren't any but I'm from california
cuz men have a mommy kink an that's not just me talking haha
just found this pic on the deepweb
Used to give foot massages
Toe sucking, sole lickinf and footjobs followed on from there
Little by little (started of woth kissing)
and he just falls to the floor.
What part?
hate the fact that protestantism was an explicitly anti-aesthetic movement
would have been cool to see how an anglican aesthetic would develop in isolation from the catholic church
why are you in russia?
Yeah but he looks a right fool when he does.
NEED an Anglo-Indian gf lads
quite like them myself
bit like feet
how do we solve the canad*an problem?
lads the gf wants it in the bum but i know she's horrible at wiping what the fuck do i do
>tfw literally all i want is a britbong gf to call me daddy and softly beg with her accent
i have heard it once before and my god do i have a mighty need
Lads when is weed gonna get legalised in the UK? Why is neither party behind it?
good post
1. buy some domestos extra strong
2. drink it
wipe for her
>i know she's horrible at wiping
grim
get her to shower first
old people who vote are scared of it
throw a wad of loo paper at her next chance, the cunt will get the hint
is weed deano?
>there's one accent
wew
the state of yanks
weed is cancer
first time i bunned i didn't feel it at all
next time i didn't feel anything at all and then i started hearing a song playing in the background
there was no song i was just really fucking high
miss those days, now when i smoke i just kind of sit about and laugh
some helpful suggestions;
MRS MAY SEND IN THE TANKS WE WANT OUT THE EU NOW
>old people who vote are scared of it
sports yanks made up
>yank football
sports canadians made up:
>basketball
>lacrosse
>Ice hockey (Brits in canada but I'll let them have it)
sports brits made up:
>bowls
>rounders and baseball
>modern boxing
>tennis
>cricket
>Field hockey
>Rugby
>football
>snooker
>polo
>modern rock climbing
>table tennis
>netball
>MMA
>the paralympic games
>bungee jumping
Jesus christ the anglosphere pretty much invented every sport thats actually popular, why are the rest of the world so bad at inventing sports?
shower and enema
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need bf
thats a nice gf
get america to take over
>now when i smoke i just kind of sit about and laugh
indicafags should be culled
pakis have that game where they ride around on horses throwing a dead goat at each other.
Make her have an enema first, should get her in the mood as well
would agree with this tbqh
>MMA
Brazilians
>modern boxing
there are only so many ways to punch people. Russia made just as many contributions to modern boxing as western europe
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So is alcohol and tobacco, in fact even more so, yet theyre legal
i ask again:
IS WEED DEANO
>be on omegle video
>connect to next person
>it's a girl
>she's beautiful
>literally 10/10
>stare at her for a few seconds, have no idea what to say
>she stares back
>more seconds pass of silence
>she disconnects
JUSTTTTTTSNJSUOHDIE
heem any and all boomers i encounter
very
denmark invented football and handball 2bh
That's only further evidence that it shouldn't be legalised. Look at the state that alcohol and tobacoo has left people in. The last thing we need is another genie out of that bottle.
oh yeah mate your 5 second interaction with an attractive girl on omegle could've led to a beautiful relationship
the altar