Try to convince me you have worst luck than me

Try to convince me you have worst luck than me.

>Be me
>Autistic 20 years old virgin with 6/10 looks
>Have never had a girlfriend
>Make an okcupid account for the lols
>Barely any girls in my area
>one of them replies
>8/10 girl
>We hit it off
>She seems genuinely interested in me
>feelsgoodman.jpg this had never happened
>We go out a couple of times
>Shes a solid 9/10 in person
>She starts sending me nudes
>Girl tells me she wants the D
>Buy condoms
>At my place
>Girl tells me she wants the D right now
>have dreamed this moment for years
>For some reason im not very hard
>Condom barely fits because of how soft I am (didnt had a clue condoms were so slippery
>Girl is on top, she tries to place my dick in her pussy
>It doesnt go in
>I try to do it
>She says shes a virgin so its very tight, my soft dick cant rupture her hymen and it wont go in
>Ruin the 3 condoms
>Next week find out she's "cheating" on me with another guy
>We fight, tell her to fuck off
>She makes several attempts to come back
>Ignore her and tell her to fuck off
>Months go by still an autistic virgin
>Check her fb see if she wants to come back
>MFW she's now married to some faggot who looks twice her age.
>that was 2 years ago, have never hit it off with another girl after that.

tl;dr I was literally inches away from losing my virginity to a 9/10 girl but my dick never got hard and I never had another chance.

just fuck my shit up

bump

The only possible response.

How does that happen lol. Still better than me though, I'm same status and I never even talk to girls tbh

I dont know man I guess I was just very nervous...The fact that I only had 3 shots (3 condoms) didnt made it any better....also it was pretty embarrasing because my dick was looking VERY small and she thought that was my actual size when my erect dick is almost 7 1/2 inches

If a guy can't get you hard, you might be out of human options mate

Quit porn and wanking off 8 times a day. Then It'll work

>NoFap works

>6/10
I'm probably 3/10
>gets nudes
I wish
>have willing girl who kisses you
Never
>have penis near vagina
Never


Fuck off

you forgot to call him a faggot.

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I get you man, my dream girl tried to give me my first kiss today and I flinched for some reason, she stopped after that. its like we're afraid of being happy and actually getting what we want

lol at u faggot

Didn't you know that you aren't only a fucking dick? Use your fingers or tongue or whatever user for fucks sake. Foreplay is important

I was an attractive and successful college student, then I got cancer at 19 years old. I lived, but with about a million awful side effects. Because of the chemo my immune system's going to suck for a long time, and I'm somewhat anemic and very weak physically. The radiation destroyed my thyroid so I'm now lethargic and overweight and they won't put me on medication for it for another year. I had to take Prednisone the entire time, which gave me absolutely horrific cystic acne which thankfully stopped forming anew, but left me with disgusting scars all over my face. The chemo also fucked with my head and now I can't remember things hardly at all, so I'm doing shitty in my classes now that I'm finally back at school.

tl;dr everything was great, then cancer ruined my life and now i'm disgustingly ugly and useless

Beat that OP

guys this is your subconscious telling you that 'pretty girl' is actually just a big old bag of fucking trouble.

be glad

This isn't abnormal if you felt pressured to perform. If you're worried about this happening in the future get to know the girl better next time (best of luck) and things may go more smoothly. 1/10 chance she was actually a virgin.

Funny thing when I was dating her I had quit porn altogether and had been porn and fap free for like 3 weeks or so

Trust me fag I know. I was actually very eager to lick her pussy but she told me no licking or fingering until I gave her my D because she was a virgin and she wanted to feel the full penetration, not be penetrated by a finger or get licked.

Also she was a pain in the ass and wouldn't adopt more positions. I told her to get doggy and she said that's not how she wanted her first time

Sorry to hear that m8, cancer really fucking sucks. But its a good thing you made it through, always good to read stories of people beating cancer.

I've actually thought this several times. Like maybe she didnt wanted to be fingered/eaten out because she thought I would somehow find out she wasnt actually a virgin

>Trust me fag I know. I was actually very eager to lick her pussy but she told me no licking or fingering until I gave her my D because she was a virgin and she wanted to feel the full penetration, not be penetrated by a finger or get licked.
>Also she was a pain in the ass and wouldn't adopt more positions. I told her to get doggy and she said that's not how she wanted her first time


fucking run bro

>Asking doggy from a girl if she says it is her first time

Are you actually that autistic?

Im a virgin because i had soft dick when i had my chance too

welcome to my life

this is permanent :D

Whats wrong with it?

Yo you did a good job standing your ground and not letting her back in your life after cheating on you. I'm proud of you user

>fucking run bro
this
your subconscious can tell this sort of shit better than you ever could.
if your dick doesn't approve, then don't fuck, simply chuck.
if it do approve, fuck and chuck
never bring another miserable being into this god awful existance we call life.
it's selfish and simply not right.

If you need an explanation then you will never understand. I feel sorry for anyone that crosses your path though.

I have been coming to Sup Forums and spin off episode sites for 7 years

I suppose youre trying to say "because its not romantic" or some shit like that. She didnt cared about that, she told me explicitly she didnt cared about first time being romantic (or that she didnt considered doggy to be romantic). In fact doggystyle, along with reverse cowgirl are the most common favorite positions among women.

Op, my first time was very similar. I was 17 and I couldn't get hard, hella bizarre. Always iron dicked otherwise.. it all boiled down to nerves and calming the fuck down.. next time I fucked and it was great. But your first time, sometimes it's like that.

What you should have done bro is asked her to suck it for a bit. You would have gotten rock hard and into it.

Assuming autistic or tween.

Feelsbadman

OP
My first time, when I was 14, I was in the same situation

But I figured it out very fast
You have to be the dominate one
You have to think of the girl you fuck as a sexual object that you have full control over

Works for me every time

The first time with someone is always shit for alot of people, and alot of dudes can't get hard.
Should said sorry for now and tried fucked her with your morning wood when you woke up. Nothing is a bigger turn off for me than when a girl is expecting you to get hard.

This

Just makes it easier for her to cry rape afterwards.

If you fuck that kind of girls, good luck

Mate, it was obviously implied.

My dad died in a construction accident in 2012 where he was ripped in half by an excavator pinning him to a cement wall. Fell into a deep depression and my family abandoned me for the money I was left from his will (only 20k) due to not giving it to them for stupid shot and instead using it for emergencies. Speaking of emergencies my mom started having seizures and then had a heart attacks, followed by uterine cancer, which she beat but then during the radiology they somehow fused her vagina and rectum and now I'm basically taking care of her as she can't really handle living alone.

I'm 25. And am currently unemployed, with about 1k left in my savings. Which is about a month left, and she doesn't work. No, none of this is a joke. Fuck you and your pathetic little girl issues, OP

What other kinds of girl are there in 2016?

You sound pretty lucky to me to get a girl above your caliber to want to fuck you. It's just that you fumbled away what your luck brought you.

Outside of the US? Probably not. In a major European country, where I come from, this is not a problem at all.

>somehow fused her vagina and rectum

wut

Most likely the former, user. This kid don't know what the fuck he's talking about

We got:
>Sport girls - safe
>Drug girls harmless class (cannabis, mdma, LSD) - safe
>Social Media slutty cry girls - not safe
>Drug Girl harmful class (meth, crack, ect) - safe if sucking dick
>Stupid girls - always safe
>Emo Girls - safe
>Feminists fat girls - not safe
>Depressed self harmed girls - safe
>School performing girls - safe if father not law enforcement
>Trendy girls(rich parents slut) - not safe

Pick

It's not your luck that's the problem; it's you, personally. Kill yourself before it gets worse.

>Try to convince me you have worst luck than me.
Myself and many other people here have never been anywhere near that close to having sex.

>9/10 in person
>can't get hard
You're homosexual.

Now that I got it out of my system I dont even have a sex drive after being with 9 girls or so, but fuck man I would have killed someone in highschool had I need released that pent up sexual agression

I honestly don't see how most average people don't manage to get something while in high school. I was social awkward, average looking, not very popular, etc. And I manage to have several girlfriend's in high school. Not all were physical, but I did lose my virginity in grade 12 (later than most of my peers.) I honestly don't know how I ended up in most of the situations I was in. My guess is people over think things, I just sort of went with the flow. But there is nothing wrong with being alone or a virgin, just don't make yourself miserable over it (anyone reading this.) There is worse shit to worry about in life.

You were very nervous and made your first time experience a bigger deal than what it should've been. Yeah you fucked up, it's a shitty experience but if that girl didn't give you another chance to perform better than you are better off without her. You're still very young and you'll have another chance to pop someone else's virgin cherry... or at the very least lose your own virginity to someone with experience which isn't a bad thing. Grow some balls and move on, OP.

True

This man knows what hes talking about. Also most girls really enjoy it when you take the lead

>be me
>be 9/10 girl
>make an okcupid accountil
>find this guy I like
>fast forward 3 weeks
>Sent him nuded and shit
>finally the night where I lose my virginity to the love of my life
>he can't get hard
>amitoougly.jpg
>I leave
>was forced to fuck someone else
>I tried to confess
>thinks i cheatef
>tells me to fuck off
>now I'm being forced to marry that same man
>fuckmylife.jpg
>why does this always happen to me?

Damm dude