DUDE I’M INSANE BUT IN REALITY THE WRITERS ARE PROJECTING THEIR FEELINGS AND POLITICAL VIEWS THROUGH ME HAHAHA EPIC :^)

>DUDE I’M INSANE BUT IN REALITY THE WRITERS ARE PROJECTING THEIR FEELINGS AND POLITICAL VIEWS THROUGH ME HAHAHA EPIC :^)

>watching orange is the new black

Literally why user?

because he's a cuck

This character is so god damn bad I dont even know what the writers wanna accomplish. Orange is not a great show to begin with, so why the fuck include something so bad?

Literally every character in the show is like this

>yeah I like dudes

Lori Petty is my waifu

Most of them are bad indeed, but this one seems to be like a retarded comical relief or something. Dont know if we are supposed to like, hate or feel sorry for her.

Admitting you watch this show should be an automatic perma-ban.

So I've never watched orange is the new black, but from what I've heard it's about lesbians in jail, and feminists love it?

I don't actually but I've liked Lori Petty since Tank Girl and her voice stuff as Livewire.

Feminists love it because they get to see character archetypes played out by women instead of men, the prison setting is irrelevant. It's the same reason they all want a female James Bond, female ghost busters, a female President, etc. The character this thread was created about for example if you look her up is literally just Dale from King of the Hill, except as a woman, which is retarded.

>DUDE LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS PRISON IS A DINDU AND THEY'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE SHITTY THINGS HAPPENED TO THEM ;^)

Name a legitimately bad-guy inmate in this show

Piper

>Forced in to being a drug mule against her will

Next.

I know nothing about this show.

But I loved her brief appearance on Gotham.

Frieda, a minor character, murdered a cop with his own gun & several others

Red put 5 dead men in her freezer...the reason the main characters have complex backstories is that simple thugs are boring.

>what is minimum security prison
Anyway, all the old chicks, 90% of the latinas, Alex, Morello and Vee are all bad guys who probably deserve harder sentences than they have. And on the dindu front, you don't really find out what any of the black people even did to end up in prison.
Frieda cut off her husband's dick.

t. insecure 14 yo

Terrible character quite possibly the worst.

that too. she mentions the murders when she's getting offended that piscatella didn't call her in for questioning

>Frieda

Don't know enough about her backstory, I'm sure the writers are going to go in to explaining how she was justified in the next series

>Red

Forced to do so by her husbands mob boss

Being this upset about someone liking something should be an insta permaban

This is a minimum security prison. They don't do big shit. You want real bat guys they'd be in max

>what is minimum security prison

Just because it's minimum security, doesn't mean that every single character has to have some kind of objectively good reason for doing what they did. Nearly every character we have been privy to have been dindus.

see The charges that put them in to prison are always framed as being something that they were A) forced to do or B) had no choice to do. Even the drug and assault charges.

>they all are gud gurls! They dindu nuffin

>implying xhe isnt right about the NSA

only if they decide to develop her. that's the point. a character who murders straightforward is just edgy and boring. that's not what you want your main cast to be

maritza is the only reason i have been watching this season

she looked so fucking good in her backstory episode with that black dress

...yes, that's why the show's writing and characters are so bad. There are no antagonists.

>It's another white Guard is the villain of the week type of season
>but this time he's gay! except for all the other ones

t. insecure 13 yo

I wonder how security guards feel about this show basically demonizing them

Well most criminals probably have good reasons for committing their crimes because most people don't commit crimes for the fuck of it. Believe it or not, good people can act criminally in the right circumstances, if they're desperate enough, and they can recieve custodial sentences for it.
Even still, what you're saying is plain wrong. I gave you a bunch of examples of violent offenders who acted in their own self-interest.
Pretty much any time a white male is on screen, you can just start a counter until the writers make him say or do something triggering.

i couldnt make it through the first episode of the new season. should i try again tonight? is it worth it?

why the fuck did they write in the "le crazy guard makes her eat a mouse baby"

t. insecure 12 yo

Pathos?

>his a big masculine guard guys and guess what HIS GAY

make maritza proud and keep watching

i forgot, what happened to pornstache?

>complains about straight white men always being the villains
>complains when they make the villain gay

They literally have him explain this creative decision to the audience in the same breath that he announces it to Piper - it makes him a more credible threat because he can't be manipulated via sex.
Also Red hints at a couple of times in the season that his being gay causes him to overcompensate through aggression.

Thrown in prison for admitting to fucking and impregnating an imate even though he never impregnate her.

are you a tranny?
you have the same antique hyper feminine name trips as mtfg (with a middle name to make u it as girly as possible)

so i'm assuming they just completely dropped that story line?

because it was literally out of nowhere for literally no reason, there was no hints, indications or anything, just out of nowhere

>I LIKE DUDES

then it's never really mentioned again except him getting called a fairy, it was pointless for the character to be gay

No, I'm a fucking white male and my trip names have all been people I thought were mai waifus. I deliberately take well known celebrity names and make them less recognisable:

Sasha Grey - Marina Ann Hantzis
Mila Kunis - Milena
St. Vincent - Anne Erin

I'll get rid of Anne Erin, who is not mai waifu, once I find a replacement, and a way to modify that replacement's name.

so what is it, should gays' sexuality be a central part of their character, or a small detail so it's not a big SJW deal?

>literally no reason

the show is written by a jew so this type of stuff is just expected

t. insecure 11 yo

Maybe or perhaps the actor is too busy. He was the only good character

i think they wrote his character off because they realized he was too good/funny and he made all the women seem like amateurs

That white bitch that used stolen credit cards to buy shoes

>that judy king threesome scene

literally middle school drama class tier

but are you gay? because thats quite a gay thing to do

>white

Kinda. Not really.

Thinking about watching this show. Is it really just a bunch of SJW bullshit?

I just want to see him again. Maybe he said their show was shit and so they wrote him off

sort of but not really,

the first 2 seasons are ok and can be kind of funny sometimes, but it's been shit for the past 2 seasons

It has it but its not filled with it.

>mfw i just realized judy is based on martha stewart

wow im kind of dumb, i completely forgot she went to prison

Chapman is Jofrey-tier

Awful human being

>I'd never do blue meth. That colour ain't natural.

the funniest scene this season was when one of those meth head white girls starts talking about how she used one of those plump up foam dinosaur toys as a tampon

what about piper smoking crack?

"We have to show how fucked up this dude is so when we end the season the way we did people will come back"

>i havent watched it but will judge over it in a way that ive watched it - the thread
>people will say thats okay