How do you fags feel about emus and ostriches?
How do you fags feel about emus and ostriches?
Tyler Collins
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Hudson Gray
No emu love? Why?
Eli Morris
Let the birds out, bitchaaaas!!!
Isaac Barnes
I need that techno synth where it got that GO FUCK dyudyudyydyadyayduy beat and then the synth starts ripping apart the fabric of space time and yourre like FUUUUUCK and then you notice shit hasnt even dropped and then it come s in harder with the reality ripping and fufck fuck fuck woah
Yeah five me some of that please.
Aaron Anderson
Can I have an emu in return?
Liam Bennett
emus are fucking bros. cassowaries will fuck your day up though
Dylan Bailey
Fucking A, m8
Isaiah Perry
So when is the war starting?
Mason Thompson
Kaboom, dicksuckers!
Parker Myers
Drink the sea.
Mah nigga.
Landon Carter
Well after the great emu war, emus are pretty kick ass
Angel Ortiz
>be Australian
>cucked by a bird
Christian Cook
That shit don't fly with me.
Levi Thomas
not even close pal
best I can do is a cassowary
Justin Mitchell
Do you want total war
Throw out Christ and bring back Thor?
Do you want total war
Unleash the beast in man once more?
Do you want total war
Dance and do the lion's roar?
Do you want total war?
Do you want total war?
Yes, you want total war!
Yes, you want total war!
Do you want total war
To see life's will return once more?
Do you want might to prevail
To kick aside the weak and frail?
To smite your foes that they might die
To splatter blood across the sky?
Do you want total war?
Do you want total war?
Yes, you want total war!
Yes, you want total war!
Do you want to rise and kill
To show the world an iron will?
Do you want to stand and fight
To rip asunder this pallid night?
All return the will of man
Let it burn and start again
Do you want total war?
Do you want total war?
Yes, you want total war!
Yes, you want total war!
Nathan Cooper
>school trip years ago
>3 days out in the country
>find an emu's nest
>find eggs, friend picks one up
>emu appears out of nowhere and starts hissing at us
>friend throws emu egg at emu, shatters on ground next to emu
>emu looks at splattered egg, looks at friend
>we run
>charges at friend, I shit you not, this thing was screaming
>pins friend and stomps him with claws, pecking, fucks him up bad
>we ran, got teacher
>came back, friend spent 3 days in hospital and lost an eye
hectic
Lincoln King
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Robert Sanchez
Stop shilling! That's campaign to smear the emus. We are the peaceful revolution
John Garcia
Has the wolf hurt her during the shooting or are the bruises fake and part of the motiv?
Xavier Jenkins
On second thought i think the wolf was fake :|
Landon Hill
Their eggs are tasty
Evan Cook
what you talking about wolf? it's a fucking emu!
Kayden Phillips
Can you fit both in the mouth at the same time?
Logan Collins
Ryan McGinley?
Sebastian Foster
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Luis Martin
Those fuckers are scary, one bailed me up circling my tractor the other day.. fucking velociraptors!
Angel Long
No, but i can make like... 5lbs of scrambled eggs with one. They are cool birds. I imagine their meat is tasty too.
Joseph Cooper
Apparently I'm not allowed to have 100 cassowary's as a Home Defense because
Arbitrary reason legislation, can't have a gun for
home defence either, Can't have a Tall fence, Can't have solid iron fire retardant wall.
Free country ?
Kevin Anderson
Pretty tasty, specially if you can take it well.
Evan Gomez
Don't let the man take away your right to emu! Don't accept oppression's woes and pains, don't see your sons in servile chains. Drain your dearest veins, if necessary, but they shall be free!
Nolan Smith
> Can't have a Tall fence?
What the fuck? What's the alleged reason for that?
Kevin Jones
Air ar bruid fo shluagh neo-chaomh,
Air bhur n-àl an sàs san daors',
Tràighidh sinn ar fuil 's an raon,
Bheir sinn saors' d' ar linn.
Hunter Parker
Am I missing a new meme? I love birds~
Blake Hughes
I use mine to fly around, while I wear a suit of armor, using a lance, to attack-joust my enemies.
Alexander Hernandez
missing loads. you've no fucking idea. spread the emu idea before it's too late
Aaron Lewis
I'll spread for an emu any day ~
Oliver Williams
Oh god, no emu porn please.
Gabriel Barnes
emus have a shit ton of protein for a low amount of calories
i wish i owned an emu farm
Easton Ward
Emus are against porn, m8. Gee where you've been? Emus want keks
Carter Reed
Post an emu on every thread you shitpost too, and wish hard and soon that dream will come true. Trust the power of emu
Kayden Thomas
>implying there even is emu porn
Colton Campbell
What about kiwi fruit?
Luis Campbell
Nah...Toyotas!
Asher Sanders
Toyotas for the emus!! Give me toyotas!
Ayden Allen
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Samuel Perez
Fuck off Camryfags
Blake Rivera
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Tyler Ross
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Christopher Gomez
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Blake Nguyen
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Hunter Smith
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Ryan Taylor
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Brandon Allen
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Ayden Jenkins
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Isaiah James
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Isaac Myers
Interesting fact: Emu's naturally have an attraction to humans in the sense that it is not uncommon for an emu to mount and have sex with a sleeping person, naked men preferred. I watched a documentary.
Alexander Sullivan
Is it comfy to shag an emu, user? You can tell us. Please provide details on the technicality of the oral part.
Xavier Watson
Your guess is as good as mine. I said I saw it in a documentary. Never done an emu, but since then, have considered getting an emu and then taking a nap.
Ian Green
Don't be shy. You're among Sup Forumsrothers. Give us the spice. How did it feel to lube its beak and insert its entire head on the anus?
Ian Price
I'm pretty emu, I cut myself everu night and drink my bl00d while i listtn to hh and pray for satin to kill my parents ded cuz they never will under stand mee
Charles Hernandez
you didn't have to say this man, this is just everybody on this earth. totally normal feel, you kno?