Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Pathfinder time.

YEY!

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Claim

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so much cancer kys

I know you should

Holy fuck was I cooked

MORE SALT FLOWS THROUGH MY VEINS THAN IT HAS FOR ANYONE ELSE

hey

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It's a rather uneventful night tonight.

I am tired.. I am gonna go sleep now. This fucking paperwork is bothering me too much.

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>was

Yo, new Yuno?

still the 3rd one~

still here

OHh nothing you need to know aboutyoung one

>>was
shshshs be quient

Well I know the first one is You Know and the second is Tsunyun, so you're the newest one, yes?
Nice to meet you!

>when u smonk wode

im gagging so much. pls kys

Yes. :3
Nice to meet you as well.

I guess that means You Know has 1st world, Tsunyun has 2nd world, and I haz 3rd world?~

How long you been posting here?

I dunno man, I have a whole 5 pounds of salted peanuts. How much salt you got?

Huh?

few days

The i like 2d more than 3d starter pack

waifus aren't real and you are all pathetic casuals at pretending they are

if you want her to love you, make her yours like a true japanese with "ore no yome" (俺の嫁)

there is no waifu in nippon

Go get a life, you faggots.

3 yuno posters.
If we go by the world yunos
then me being the 3rd yuno poster means I get the most stabled yuno.

it's a win-win since we all get our yunos.

Chat with me, I'm bored.

go to home depot and buy yourself a good strong rope and hang yourselves. Fucking weebs

>No oversexualised content
no. rate my waifu.

i dont do that stuff at all karen whats are you talking

>Chitoge body pillow
>Nope

I'm guessing you tried that but you're still here because the rope broke you fatass. :>

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never noticed you had an s drawn on tomos mug

oh le weed
for some reason i read something along the lines of cooked too much

go on

enough salt to feed 500 starving families for 10 years that live off of salt

that would work for me because i wouldn't pussy out like you probably did :^)

sauce?

hi how's your day going?~ why the salt?

Skinny faggot, detected. I swear if one of you guys were my son, i'd fucking saw your arms.

reiji from gundam build fighters you uncultured pleb. he's the best waifu.

The thread is very lively today

>Courtney claimed

Worlds? I never watched Mirai Nikki.

same fam

>never noticed you had an s drawn on tomos mug
lmao me neither

Oh im sorry, for you in particular, you wont be needing a rope. You need metal chains and a rebar you fucking whale

If you were my father I'd lock you in the cage with mother and let you starve~

Damn, that's even saltier than I.

Is it?

Oh. I only watched it for her...multiple times.
She's my reason for watching it.

Now we're together finally~

If you ever have time to waste for it go ahead

why are there so many girls in this thread? are you faggots gay or something? post more cute boy waifus.

Hey, that's pretty good.

no no mo its nothing illegal like that

i would have just cooked meths if i was talking about thtat

i bought it yourself for santa

You have a weird fetish user, are you that much into S&M?

I'm guessing a whale like you wouldn't fit in a rebar, maybe at sea world they'll have a place for you~

well he IS the best boy, user.

My words cut deep like a knife. I'm probably enjoying this. :>

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Happy for you, I'll probably pick it up at some point.

Careful with that edge.

He's pretty cute, dunno about best boy, though.

yeah thats the joke

>dunno about best boy, though.
do you want to fight? because we can fight if you want to.

Well seeing that I haven't been on for about 5-6 hours and the thread's changed about 3 times, I'd say so.

Do you even know what a rebar is you fucking git?

Morning.

to my knowledge rebar is an uncountable word, user. you can't say A rebar. it's just rebar.

I don't even know where he's from!
Or any of the other boys of the show, so I dunno!

Ohayo, friend.

Thank you. Have fun with that. :>

This edge will cut those that get in my way.

You're asking because you don't know the answer. I'm now laughing at you.

he's from gundam build fighters. and he's definitely the best boy. here he is with the second best boy.

the probelme with you friend is that youree not cooked

im an 18 year old fag who doesn't get along with my parents

i don't watch gundam you man child
he looks like a kool kid

hes sneaky like that

tey harder :^)

then what adult stuff did you mean, did you burn your self on the stove like a child you non-adult :^))

just saying i never noticed
anyway whats up my dude up to anything?

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>i don't watch gundam you man child
well tbh i only watched it because of the rule 34. pretty good anime, though.

That's because people like it raw :>
I guess?

You're not a teenager anymore so why not get along?
"It's just a phase" most go through which leads to not getting along.

Actually yeah, he does seem like best boy. Nine barthes or whatever gives him a run for his money though.

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Well, fair enough I suppose. I guess it is rather active for the time as well. Didn't even realize it was already 2.

But I dun wanna play LoL right now.

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wrong. reiji is the best boy. no money running involved.

nice

It's 5 over where I am

My waifu has a napalm gun

just playing some overwatch

I mean if we're talking traps, yeah. But if you're talking about men, I'd go with barthes.

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6/10 no weathering or detailing

reiji is not a trap you dummy, he's manly as fuck.

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literally how is reiji a trap?

naw this isn't really a phase i was just never very vocal about it till now mostly with others in my family

>league makes you saltier than me
well you still won't surpass me if you have to relly on a game

i still need to get that and something that can run it
on pc or console?

he looks like a fag, and he would make for a great dyke lesbian

Isn't a trap a very feminine boy?

You East coasters and your silly time zones.

Hey, that game is pure salt. It's not called the salt mines for nothing!

vocal with what?

>he looks like a fag, and he would make for a great dyke lesbian
why do you faggots think reiji is a trap?

he's not THAT feminine. he's cute, user. not a trap.

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DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU!

He's wearing women's clothing, he's looks very girly, if he had a big jacket on I couldn't guess if he was a girl or guy.
I'd say trap.

That's because we're good friends...

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i play it on pc and its fine if you dont

that was so edgy i cut myself man