ITT: Sup Forums in 1895

ITT: Sup Forums in 1895

Armenozerg out causing trouble. Brb.

>s*rbs

This economy is a disaster. Cleveland is the worst president ever.

FREE SILVER. IT'S OUR LAST HOPE.

Loving all the new stuff our king is building

And all the hands that go a-flying, right?

>you will never wear a handlebar mustache and ride a bicycle with a giant wheel
Why live.

That war was like a decade ago?

Isn't that project of his getting out of hand?

Still hilarious

>Spain
Soon...

i reckon the next century will be filled with peace and virtue and love for all.

I feel that too, just look how peacefully the partition of Africa turned out to be.

>1895
>not isolationist
are other countries even trying?

there won't be two world wars a couple of decades apart nor will the world be on the brink of total annihilation after said two world wars.

trust me, this won't happen.

All that and the sun will never set on the Br...

heh, i hope some serbs don't shoot someone important in a few years

Fugg dem British slaying all the dutch People in south africa

:(

All hail his majesty Franz-Josef, Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, King of Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia and Lodomeria and Illyria; King of Jerusalem etc., Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow, Duke of Lorraine, of Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and of Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Oświęcim, Zator and Ćeszyn, Friuli, Ragusa (Dubrovnik) and Zara (Zadar); Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent (Trento) and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro (Kotor), and over the Windic march; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia.

China losing bad in Corea.

that saying never had anything to do with whether or not the empire would last forever

But for now, enjoy exploiting and enslaving Irishmen and pooinloos. :^)

>Be massive Chinese Empire
>Lose to fucking JAPAN

So what's going on in the US in 1895? Mostly the nation being bogged down in an awful depression and Populist agitators across the West demanding freebies and socialism.

That is 1904-5 not 1895

The Sino-Japanese war was 1894-95. The Russo-Japanese war was 1904-05.

Alri lads I'm off to my local Chinese opium den

The world fair in chicago a few years back was really cool

I thought he was talking about Russia, China was a bit of a joke by that point

Damned rich gluttons carousing at the Chicago Exposition while unemployed men roam the country in search of work.

>tfw unmatched industrial, demographic and cultural growth
We're gonna be a superpower by 1930, mark my words you fucking brits.

This was when Grover Cleveland told Britain to fuck off during the Venezuela-Guyana boundary dispute.

If you can't get a job in chicago the fastest growing city in the world then you are lazier than an irishman

He sided with Britain.

io m8, can ye spare a cigy?

The Nikolaevich family will always be in power

FUCK THE GERMANS

VOUS N'AUREZ PAAAAAAS L'ALSACE ET LA LORRAINEUH !

He said he'd submit the dispute to international arbitration and if they wouldn't accept this offer, we war you now. But then Britain got distracted with the Boer War, and facing the hostility of the European powers, agreed and ultimately they got most of the territorial claims they wanted.

FUCK France

So, uh, what do you think of that Dreyfus guy? Think he did it?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

We kicked their arses like 20 years ago dumb yank

Le Juif est guilty as fuck.

r8 my house, Sup Forums

Pretty small.

Arguing over the economy is boring. We need a war or something. I'm jealous of Uncle Albert's tales about burning Atlanta back in the day.

I can afford bigger houses, but the white man wont allow it.

Is there some other weak spic country we can beat up like we did with Mexico?

Brazil was so classical. Pianos, clothes, etc.

Debs did nothing wrong.

>1895
>any country not being classical

Fun fact: As far as I know, reading about it, the sun has never technically set on the British Empire, it's always daytime at any time of day somewhere in Britain's territories.

BRYAN'S GONNA DO IT