So i paid $100 for a hooker and had a

So i paid $100 for a hooker and had a
Condom blowjob
Condom intercourse
Girlfriend experience
Had her get on her knees and look into my eyes while i came on her chest

All for $100 for 45 minutes.

Ama. Im from Australia so it's legal.

its only legal in a whore house

>Girlfriend experience

We need to see your naked body before we proceed with the answering. In other words, TITS OR GTFO

It was a massage parlor type brothel. Not a street walker.
Now i know what I've been missing out. Also, i walked in with zero sexual experience. Topkek.
I just felt all over her body and pussy and she never complained. It was $50 massage and another $50 for full service. There were no customers i was the only person there. Oh i went there at 12pm at broad daylight.
What a fucking bargain.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa... what a slap in the face. Wrong thread. Sorry to ruin your thread OP. Hope you get the answers you want.

I think that only works for women, unless you want to see OP's hairy nipples.

>Girlfriend experience
what is gf expierence? Do you like go on a date with prostitute or something?

totally agree OP. Best value you'll ever get. Don't fall for the over priced escort, go to a brothel. I too am partial to a massage parlor it is really hands on.

Check'd

Ye op don't get addicted, also having a gf is a total different experience. It has pros and cons imo

I think you have to buy her flowers and dinner, then she bitches at you for no reason.

I just call it girlfriend experience. It's just just body to body contact and a lot of hugging. Real girlfriend experience by a hooker would include kissing and.... Well i don't know i only went once. She didnt even mind that i was doing this much to her. She couldve easily charged me more money. Kek. I think i could've gotten away with kissing since she even said i could cum on her face if i wanted.
The best part of all - the massage parlor doesnt do special service to non-asians. Whites and indians btfo hahah.

How long did you last?

>Condom blowjob
That sounds awful.

>Had her get on her knees and look into my eyes while i came on her chest
Shit was cash.
Mfw i have found the best value hooker on my first go.
There was fucking no one. I was the only guy inside the brothel.
Im going to do more intimate positions since she doesn't charge me extras for touching and hugging her.
Dont care tbh, maybe i can ask if she'll let me cum in her mouth for another $100. The slut is undercharging, maybe its cheaper during daylight hours thats why she let me do all that shit to her. Don't give a fuck though. I found a nice gem im going to use up that whore while it's still a bargain.

How long did you last

> maybe its cheaper during daylight hours

What if she was just really horny?

I imagine a hooker would enjoy the intimacy stuff if the guy doesn't look like a complete ass. Everyone knows girls love that intimacy shit more than the sex itself

What do you mean? I didnt cum until i had her jerk me off while on her knees. We only fucked for 10 minutes tops. I wasnt timing it.

>mfw she was was closing her eyes while i fucked her in missionary with one of my arms resting at the back of her head
>mfw she was grabbing my back tighter as i fucked her.
>mfw i was smelling her hair and she doesnt know
>all this for $100
She made me feel like a champ. Too bad she's working in some rundown brothel charging pleb tier prices.

>mfw i was washing my hands when we finished then grabbed a tissue to dry my hands and she told me to grab more.

Im going back for sure until she gets sick of me. Keep being nice bitch that'll make me keep coming back :) but im going to wait 2 weeks before i go back so i wont seem too desperate. I also need to work out. Sex is fucking hard man. Got a great ab workout from just fucking her in missionary while caressing her pretending we're lovers.

>ten minutes
>45 minutes

which one?

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Nice to see a prostitue user who isn't a clingy loser desprate for hooker sex.

Also kind of annoying because you sound like a twat.

She didnt come off as horny. She was just really submissive. I said "lets try 69" (i didnt lick her pussy, gross man, she had zero smell) and she just listened to me. After 15 minutes i asked her "are you feeling tired?" She said a little so we changed to body to body.
Spoken like a true virgin mate. Ive never had sex before so its not like i was giving her a good dicking.

>Spoken like a true virgin mate. Ive never had sex before so its not like i was giving her a good dicking.

The hell are you even saying?

The entire session was 45 minutes
>5 minutes of convo
>5 minutes of massage (shouldve done it longer, fuck me) tfw i stared into her eyes while she look into mine and i look away. Tfw repeat this a few times. Mfw it was cute as fuck. This hooker knows how to make a man feel special. All this for $100.
>5 minutes of blowjob
>15 minutes 69
>5 minites of body to body
>10 minutes of intercourse
>then the rest was me telling her to get on her knees.

Asian?

Fucking this.
If only it cost £100 to get that sort of service from my gf

Im just being a twat. You said you imagine hookers prefer intimacy stuff but its not like i was any good at it because its my first time getting laid. BUT the fact we did ao much while charging so little AND the fact i have zero experience means shes a fucking bargain.
Im not paying her a lot
Im not fucking her nicely
Yet i pretty much did nearly anything i wanted.
I shouldve came in her mouth, she seem fucking naive.

Bargain hooker. Top value
Yes, can you shed some light on this? Or did i just got lucky and found the best bargain hooker on my first try?

i wonder if she's fresh enough that you can date her and have her stop being a hoe, or if it's too late.

Bellevue 12 brothel is the same price. I went once to get the $50 for 20 minutes, but ended up spending another $15 cos I wanted more time.

Converted to real money, thats like 60$... nice value, you did good OP.

And white chick brothels are twice as expensive. The cheap asians come across from asia where they're paid very little and are happy to work for less

or it's immigrant slavery

Maybe if it was an unlicensed brothel

Why would i want to date her? It makes no sense. Itll probbaly cost me more money to fuck her if i dated her.

Man i want more experiences like this. Maybe i should find another brothel whilwi wait for my 2 week period

Mfw she asked me "am i not good enough?" When i couldnt cum from intercourse. Thats right bitch, thats how naive you are to even ask me this.

Next time it's
Face fucking
Deepthroating / forced deepthroat
Cum in mouth

Gotta find her limit yo.

Actually i think i was pretty nice and considerate. Hmm, maybe it was the shy and innocent vibe i presented myself with? Shes chinese btw. We spoke only in chinese because the brothel doesnt serve non-chinese speakers. U mad.

>u mad

Not really. Not really ever.

$50 for 45 minutes
Another $50 for full service.

Mmmm.
Also it was a small as fuck room with a massage bed. There was no fucking bed. But that only made it hotter.
Fucking a girl in a small room, no air conditioning, on a tiny shitty massage bed, in a rundown looking room
The brothel is definitely illegal friend. They sont allow non-chinese in there unless it's only for a massage incase one of them works for the council.

> 69

son did you eat out a hooker?

Op maybe she likes you?

you're eating out a pro hooker ? Dude that's what I call courage

The one thing OP's said more than anything else:

>"All this for $100"
>pic of OP

Gross man. Im paying her for intimacy experience not to lick her gushy dank dank. But it had no smell at all. Kek.
If all it took for an undercharging hooker to like me was being abit nice then i wouldnt be paying for sex.
Gotta get them AIDS son. Im on a personal mission to infect the general populace.

You sound like a dork. Most hookers would give you what you described. Also, its their job to make you feel like a champ. They live off it

Guess what brah. Next time i see again im gonna talk the price down.

Lucky the furthest i went with a hooker was the mother experience. She first took me to the store from there we went to McDonald's i got a mighty meal since kids meal is for pussies. It only cost me $1300 and i went to sleep in my room and her in the other.

staya cunt! what is your area code,
im up here in 4510.

"You know you're great and all, but the brothel down the street charges $80..."

All that for an additional $50?
It was $50 to book a room for a massage and happy ending and another $50 for all the shit i did.

Will she do deepthroat, facefuck, and cum in mouth? I think i can get her to let me cum in her mouth for another $10. Dunno about the rest. Do i just tell him it'll make me feel like a champ if she'd let me do those things?
2140 brah
Im still going to ask her to lower the price. U mad. Tbh i only care about the body to body caress. Im just using her for emotional and physical intimacy and all she asks in return is measly $100

Bump nigger

I can't tell if you're jewing her, or if you just think you are

Mfw OP is inlove with the hooker

...

>tell him
We're on to you now

It's a lady boy. Abort

I kek'd

Where can i get he same value for $100? No hooker offers this much while asking for so little. Its okay man, they dont accept non chinese speakers.
>love
Kek, not exactly friend. I derive emotional and physical intimacy from the experience but its no different than shooting up heroin to experience bliss and happiness.

>sound like a twat

I agree

Ausfag here Brisbane cunt, where you at?

They don't accept non Chinese speakers because 12 year old girls can't handle more than 3 inches

kek that was good

FUCKING KEK

Typo
>fucking a man with breast implants
Lmao im not white, I don't do degenerate shit
Im just fucking ecstatic that i have found an outlet for so little amount of money.
Sydney. How are the asian massage parlors compared to white brothels? Aside from cost.
They only do massage, no handjobs, if the person isnt chinese because the visitor could either be an undercover or a smelly indian/nigger.

AHAHHAHAHA you sound pathethic

>nasaissuesorbitingsidesadvisory.bmp

How new are you? have you ever gone to a drug dealer and the guy gives you a special deal or even a freebie to get you hooked and make a regular customer?

It's a business transaction, she is trying to get a regular and later on once you're invested she will up the prices.

What city bro? Im in melb but its like $200 for 30 mins. So i dunno if you're full of shit or from the country

Which part of aus.

and he's trying to lower the price even further, kek. how would that work with a drug dealer thug?

Yea and im going to keep going there :)
>he thinks thats how brothels work.
I think youre just trying to justify my fucking bargain.

not sure tbh, only 19yrs old and never been but talking to work mates today about it. So far i got pretty positive feedback and feeling good about it.

Yeah, they usually sucker in people who are starved for affection, they are the best customers because they get attached and buy them presents and become regulars for 10+ years.

In a brother it's all about getting regulars, this is how you get regulars.

Fuck yeah. Straya!

so far im pretty luck on my deals, all my mates turned into pretty successful dealers so ive been able to get my shit cheap af for quality product and no risk.

I pray trump legalizes prostitution.

...

Sydney la. Go to those shady asian massage parlours. The more rundown the more thrilling.
Sydney cunt.
>buy them presents
Lmao... If it ever happens that i get asked ro buy presents in exchange for sex i can fuck off to plenty of other massage parlors. I can speak chinese fine.

$100 for 45 mins? Was she asian?

Damn, $100 bucks? I wonder if I should get one. Where do you even find hookers, do I just cruise around the bad part of town? Going to the back room of a stripclub sounds easier, but less intimate.

You write like an edgelord, cunt. Is this why you lost your virginity to a cheap asian hooker?

Of course. She only spoke chinese.
Lmao... All you have to do is walk around anywhere and when you see a place with a cheesy "open" sign you know its one of those massage palors.

I brought $300 dollars with me and laid them on the table so she could see im not there for a cheap handy. I was prepared to be charged up to $300 and was pleasantly surprised it only cost me $100. And why would i want to fuck non-asians? Lmao fuck off mate. China no.1 soon.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, I dunno. I'd rather get a hooker and 45 minutes so there's a private bed and shit. Where do I find actual prostitutes?

Before the new prostitution law got passed this year in germany we had something called flat rate fuck. Which was 20-50 bucks fucking all you want. You could do whatever you want to the girls. In some brothels you even got some food like a schnitzel with your prostitute.
The girls lived under horrible conditions, and it was basically slavery.
Now with the new law this is forbidden now you pay between 30-50 bucks for half an hour, and depending on the prostitutes you even have to pay for anything special.
Fucking human rights activists...

I'd rather get a hundy of ice and spend 8 hours jerking it raw. Perth here.

Just do what your syrian refugees do and gang rape them. Oh the room was so fucking small. How small were yours? The one went to had a 2.5mx3.5m room but seeing how rundown it is only made it hotter.
The girls in massage parlours are actual prostitutes though :S. They exchange sex for money.

I heard underaged girls are a big thing in perth. Go try them man

She wouldn't let you come in your mouth?

Never asked because sinc eshe blew me with a condom i sssumed she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth butwhen i asked where can i cum she said "anywhere, my face if you want." But i came on her chest because im not a degenerate ...right?

The room was pretty small, only a bed in it.
But right now I found two new brothels, first the teenieland in cologne, pretty expensive but only prostitutes at the age of 18-21, the other one is a sauna club, where you can relax in the whirlpool and get free food and drinks (Softdrinks, tea and beer), for the whole day (50 bucks entry price) with prostitutes you can take for 50 bucks per 30 minutes

I live in Sydney and there is literally at least 10 brothels in a walking distance from my house, they're everywhere here.

Full of asians, never seen a non-asian. 50ish bucks for full service. If I'm bored and walking past i'll go in sometimes and get an asian slut to suck on my balls, Australia is the greatest country.

Was it similar to this? Also, is it possible to get this in America?

>Full of asians, never seen a non-asian.
Fuck, that makes me wonder if they got human trafficked, I'd feel bad about fucking some chick who got abducted and likely eats stale bread. I'd rather fuck a girl who just got drunk and didn't study at all in highschool and didn't realize until it was too late to turn her life around.

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Introducing a brothel
Nowi know your thinking oh grose they the stinky
But nahh she didn't have no smells all this for $100
But what about psychological effects of sexualizing women after constant brothel visits?!
Easy fix our escorts come with the finest girlfriend experiences money can buy for only $100

Or you can spend like $50 on drinks and pick up some slut from the bar. Never understood the hooker deal when there's so many sluts out there with daddy issues...

If I won the lottery I'd visit a different hooker every week and just PWN her at video games. I think it'd be nice a change of pace from just having sex from strangers and- wait did you say 45 minutes?
I'm totally doing this, maybe not every week, more like every month. There's no way I can have sex for 45 continuous minutes, Imma bring my xbox in a duffel bag and play video games with a hooker. Then I'm gonna have her suck my dick when I win.

Im not picky tbh. When i went to the brothel i just walked straight into the room and waited for the girl. It was just random chance tbh. All i know is i derived intimacy from the experience and thats all i care about
I know right? I have 4 within walking distance. Dunno what people is complaining about.
>$50 for full service
Suburb name, now.
Nah if it makes your self-righteous mind rest easy theyre not trafficked. Im chinese so i know.
>But what about psychological effects of sexualizing women after constant brothel visits?!
This fucking white knight.
Got no game mate. Rather pay $100 for easy pussy brah

That's correct, but with hookers there is a very slim chance of them actually becoming attached to you and wanting to be with you indefinitely.
Some guys just want the quick fuck for 100$

It's likely. Most have terrible english, I remember this one chick was old as fuck, possibly in her 40's and she looked pretty uneasy, never saw her again after that. Majority of them are just sluts that want easy money though.

Because it's instant and guaranteed, walk in walk out.

That's fucking cringey faggot. The "saviours" are the worst customers and the biggest hypocrites.

Haha nahh was for joke

Being an eccentric billionare who does nice/fun things for people who are down on their luck is cringey? Aight m8.