>"be nice to others, and they'll always be nice in return"
>"just because you're different in the mind, doesn't mean you don't deserve happiness"
>that 1 metre by 1 metre patch of mud in the next door neighbour's back yard is quicksand, and if you step in it, you'll die horribly
>"all girls have germs so you can't kiss them, or you'll be deathly-ill"
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>that 1 metre by 1 metre patch of mud in the next door neighbour's back yard is quicksand, and if you step in it, you'll die horribly
How the fuck'd you fall for that?
>"just because you're different in the mind, doesn't mean you don't deserve happiness"
Oh wait, nevermind, that explains it
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise - people like me with Asperger's Syndrome are full-on fucking retards
Daddy is just going on vacation.... well.
i used to think that people that died in movies by falling off a mountain or car crash were "prisoners" who "wanted to die".
Why you fucking potatoes faggot?
And why no pics?
that love is real
What? How? Are you retarded?
lol
>most retarded guy on Sup Forums
Gratz you did it mate.
> "You'll understand when you're older"
i thought they were poor actors who volunteered to die so the film studios would give their family lots of money
You fucking moron.
Religion
No you didnt faggot. That's not what a child would think unless it's jewish.
Wow
that was the only thing that made sense at the time, because I was 100% sure that they did in fact die but couldnt graps the concept of someone wanting to
>"be nice to others, and they'll always be nice in return"
This is the worst one. Should tell kids from day one to just look out for themselves and the people closest to them. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.
Agreed
>Moon was made of cheese
>Watching TV will give you [ ] [ ] < Eyes like this
>Doing drugs is bad
We have all felt for it
Parents used to tell me that the weather will be shitty the next day when i don't finish my plate. Puked a lot.
Well, i got glasses, they weren't wrong.
"Hey user, want to see something really cool?"
"It'll be our little secret."
"If you tell anyone I'll kill your sister in her sleep"
"This won't hurt user."
"This means I love you."
"Stay quiet, it'll all be over soon."
"This is perfectly normal."
"It's cherry tobacco don't do drugs"
Lol
>Working your ass off for the benefit of your wife and kids is 'manly'
>Marriage is good for you
>Women like 'guys that are nice to them'
>Women are equal to men (this one is the funniest)
>Sacrifice your happiness for society! You know you want to leave the dream! A dog, a wife, two kids and a house with a pool is Happiness!!
DARK
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Go fuck yourself.
Nah, seriously though that's how I spent so long being a doormat to people. Trying to treat people nice, you never get it in return, well maybe once in a blue moon but it's not worth it.
All kids do it
>You're a wizard, Harry!
Never felt so stupid
I agree with everything you said but as someone who's never been in a relationship I'd kill for a wife, dog, house and pool. Kids can do one though.
>cannabis will make your eyes poops out, make your head expand, make you lust for killing people, and at the end, when you have nothing left, kill you, because of the expanding head .
> Good guys always win in the end
Is this ironic?
Lost
no i believe its legit beta angst
>I'd kill for a wife, dog, kids and pool
Open your eyes and free yourself from the lies of society, b/rother. Being a slave to a woman is not happiness. Love doesn't exist.
Pursue your own happiness
"You have a great future ahead of you"
>beta
Ayyy lmao. Poor retard.
Keep looking for a woman that 'loves you for who you are'. God, my sides
Maybe. I'd settle for a slut who likes fucking now and again.
>you can do anything if you put your mind to it
>be me
>grow up in a fairly racist family
>hate basically all people that aren't white
>be 10
>tell a Somali chick she should fuck off back to her own country
>get in trouble
>receive counselling
>shrink asks me if I know what racism is
>I say yes and say I'm proud to be a racist
>continue to given therapy
>no longer racist
its ok, the pain will go away, stay strong
Fucking < Making Love
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Therapy to not be racist?
I'd say a little bit of racism is natural.
Optimism.
Im not in pain, user. Nice try at applying shame and assuming that my argument is based on a bad experience. Its typical.
But wait to experience a bit more and you will see what Im talking about.
Just like that?
I obviously still have prejudicial thoughts but I'm not a flat out white supremacist.
More or less. The shrink was a cool dude and really put things into perspective for me.
My biggest pedal pill growing up was the realization that adults were as thick as me.
Growing up I was in awe if adults
Because that is clearly going to make the world a better place
>Parents laugh at man on TV
"What's funny mum?"
>"It's an old person joke"
"What's it mean?"
>"I'll tell you when you turn 10"
OF COURSE I DON'T REMEMBER THE JOKE, WHEN I WAS TEN OR NOW
It haunts me.
Agreed.
I hate niggers and refugees in general and am convinced that the Jews control the world market, yet I like getting drunk with a jew and a refugee that fled to my country from Eritrea.
As long as they're cool and fit in my surroundings I tend to like members of different races, but that doesn't make me a niggerloving fool who wants every African and sandnigger in our civilized world.
Some of them simply deserve to be opressed and starve.
>caring for the weather
Fucking normie
Kek
>Va veni la Llorona.
But user! Re-education is so tolerant!
WTF is a "shrink"?
fcken lmao
Hahaha a faggot got to start taking dick early
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Shhh user. Most here are still under the spell.
>reply to this or get hairy nappies
Harry Potter shit
Careful with that edge mate, you might hurt yourself
>Watching TV will give you [ ] [ ] < Eyes like this
2016 be like VR
Good to hear.
"Go to college, you'll get a good job."
>If you don't start out life rich, nothing will go right for you
>Miller is what a man drinks
>Cats are useless
>A beaten woman is always faithful
This is some new age edge. Sharpest in the land.
First one is true.
I know from experience its not mate
Reminds me of this:
One day when I was really young, I was at the shop at wanted this big truck toy. I was told at the time that I could have it when I grew to the height of my grandmother's armpits. Years later when I actually grew that tall I had long since grown out of that sort of thing but I still really wanted it just to prove the point. Of course, no one else remembered and I never brought it up because I didn't want to sound like an autist (and I obviously wouldn't have got it anyway, if for no other reason that I had long since forgotten what exact toy it was). Now many years later I still want that fucking truck but I know that I never will get it, especially now that my grandmother is dead, and that when they said that to me back then it was only to shut me up and they didn't actually plan on ever buying it.
It isn't.
Dont make your 'happiness' depend on external shit like money or luxuries, b/rother
>A beaten woman is always faithful
What the fuck?
When I was kid cousins pretended to put spell on me and I actually thought I was invisible. Parents were in on it I was turning tvs off and moving stuff and was amazed no one could see me lol.
Wow, you had a hard childhood, you must really fell betrayed...
2 x kek
I've seen this one in reverse and it's horrifying
>Cats are useless
How could you have believed this?
>rich
It is though.
Its truth.
But yeah, try to do it today.
It'll be fun getting raped my Ahmed and Muhammad while Rashid watches. Rashid is such a dirty scumbag, man. You cant even imagine
I'd love to live in a world where everyone should nice to each other. I'm sure there's a billion nice people out there but there's another 6 billion probably aren't, I can't change the world by being nice to people.
What kinda house do you think i lived in? My father was shit and (unsurprisingly) my mother was not faithful
what..
>are you the kind of guy whom fells betrayed by everyone all the time, because they don't regard you as something special
>The reason the sky becomes light and dark all the time during the day is because there's an angel that goes Woooo! Woooo!
>The moment you have sex, you'll get AIDS and die. (didn't lost my virginity until 27 because of that).
Ironically, I went and fucked like 30 women in a short space of time and got chlamydia, my gf at the time filed stalking charges and it costed me $10k in court. I sued her and she settled to repay me though.
>If you're really good, you'll get into heaven and get multiple wives (Former Mormon fag here).
>If you put a tooth under your pillow, a tooth fairy will come and put a dollar (Deutsch Mark) under it. I tried it and it worked.
Realized later it was my fucking dad who did that.
>Went to some magician show where the magician gave us a tiny rope that we could put under our pillows and it would turn into a dollar (Deutsch Mark). I tried this and it worked, but for some reason the rope showed up with my toys.
Figured out later it was my dad.
Difficult to be happy without love tbh.
Everything just feels increasingly empty.
>The reason the sky becomes light and dark all the time during the day is because there's an angel that goes Woooo! Woooo!
Well i grew up with a drunken wife beater as a father and a bitch as a mother. It was actually my mom who said cats were useless, after i had found a kitten
My dad said itd have been fine as an outdoor cat. Still had to give it away
And i grew up poor as fuck, and after i realized that im pissing away my youth drinking and content to be poor, i nutted up and made some fucking money. Now i own a business and a house that doesnt have wheels
Wow. So how did you turn out?
>god loves you
Write a book so I can choose if I want to read it.
Nah, im still "poverty lazy"
Poor people know what that is
>that sex was boring
To be fair it both kept me from being interested in it until puberty and didn't scar me for life, so I suppose it worked well
>brown cows = chocolate milk
>Work hard
>Try your best
>It's personality that counts
>Follow the law and be a good person and things will work out
etc etc
All the usual shit.
Also;
>Get a job, get a wife, have a family, buy a house
kek, average house price is 1.5 million, and I work 40 hours a week for about 800 bucks, and basic food now costs nearly a 100 bucks a week or more and rent is 300 a week.
Lovin' life.
Congratulations on being one of the rare Sup Forumstards who has actually managed to 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 their life
Turned out pretty damn good. Likely nothing to do with the bullshit my dad made up or anything. Maybe a little. But I was raised Mormon, and I knew deep down that it was bullshit, but going to church was like being brainwashed for 3 hours a week. I also have OCD, so I can't quit something I start, I have to see it through to the end. I would read scripture and do all the bullshit they told me to do. Then I finally broke free. It took a stronger mind than what I had to do that. So basically being taught bullshit all my life and kind of knowing it was BS forced me to enforce my mind and grow above it. Now I'm intelligent as fuck. Even my gf says it all the time; I'll figure shit out like on-the-fly. I could name countless situations where I used the cluse of the situation to explain to her how she's wrong and we always find out what I predicted was exactly what happened. Was introverted all my youth, so I basically spent my years trying to figure out why people didn't like me, or why people act the way they act. As well as objects. I would take them apart and figure out how they worked. Working on a patent that hopefully will make me some large amounts of money.
>stupid