Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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my waifu > your waifu.

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still here

Please don't tell me they're the kind to act as if nothing happened after a large argument...

Ehhh, generally it goes from meh to sad. But we'll see.

I'd say I'm 5 minutes away, but I'm only halfway through my shift....

why even bother having a waifu if you know they'll never be as good as mine?

These are straight up cringe threads

Claimed

i only post here ironically

You mean that?

yeah, you're my waifu now, faggot.

youtu.be/nHfy5N-fml8

Kek'd as fuck

Claimin' the daughter as usual.

Why does it have to rain..

rain is awesome you faggot. i love the rain.

i'm proud

Rain is bad. Unless it's snowing.

so where does my new boyfriend live?

rain is fucking awesome and you're gay if you think otherwise.

Lol. No, it's more of like "just because we stopped doesn't mean I'm done with you" kind of thing. Aww, don't be sad I'm here for you!

>M-my opinion is better than yours because i say so!
Sure.

You may know it as burgerland

Hey, I'd rather take that than "I'm going to act like we never argued, and if you still act mad, then there's something wrong with you" because that just makes me more mad!
I actually don't think it's any kinda sad today. Just... tired.

my opinion is OBJECTIVELY correct.

>all of the cute boys on the internet are american
every
time

Yes yes, of course. Keep telling yourself that

give me ONE reason rain is bad. oh wait, you can't.

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I see, the passive aggressive stuff is the worst. The only way to win is to be even more calm.
I'm bored, play with me!
>tugs makoto's dress

but rain keeps the normies inside. and keeps them quiet.

who's this perfect girl?

well we do call it the greatest nation.

america is literally one of the worst first world countries i can imagine

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daily claiming.

I recognize that yandere pose

Which I learned to do. I have become the master of "Swallow my pride, and just accept it" because of my raising. All in all, when I finally did snap at that shit, it got me kicked out.
Hmmm? Play? How so?

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Dark souls 3 pvp is shit

like you're waifu

Lonely fagboy, have a (you)

hey i may be lonely and a fagboy but that's kind of rude, user.

it kinda is actually

all dark souls pvp are shit

they see me rollin' they hatin'

Don't start shit if you can't take shit

try to catch but I backstab'em~

yeah. if i were travelling the world i think america would be at the bottom of my list. there are just so many better places to visit before it.

oh i like taking it, alright. ;)

Same, I've slept many nights outside because I was kicked out. Always made sure to bring my phone and money then went to a nearby park to sleep on the slide.

Play!

I like it the most in the series

You're even gayer than Fran, stay away from me

The series as a whole is love and hate

This you know seems more kind than the tsundere yuno

at least we aren't the middle east

fran? am i meant to know who that is?

and there's nothing gay about wanting a cock deep in your butt, user.

at least the middle east has good food kek

night

dont dismiss the burgers fam

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gn user

i don't really like burgers tbh

Guess i'll use witty file names as the 3rd yuno~

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>Park
Nah nah nah nigga, if you get kicked out like that again, you say so and you can bunk it at my place for a night.
And by kicked out, I mean literally, I moved that very day. It was a rather hectic day.

>Play
>That picture
O-Oh my...

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Okay, i can agree that rain isn't all that bad but it's really annoying if you need to go somewhere outside, don't you think? Of course you could use an umbrella if you're walking but getting around by walking is too slow. Also i dare you to try and use an umbrella while riding on a bike. The rain is annoying because it makes you soaked all over. The feeling of your clothes sticking onto your body is one of the worst ones.

It maybe keeps them inside, yes, but they still can be loud and annoying on the internet. Though im not fully certain on how much they use it.

Heya

nah i love walking in the rain. just wear a rain jacket u dip.

They all died and it was your fault~

why not?

Slut.

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people try too hard when they make burgers, they put on way too many ingredients or just gourmet ingredients and it just ends up being shit. and on the other hand some burgers are so cheap they just taste disgusting. there's a very fine line between a cheap, tasty burger and an expensive, gross burger. from my experience it's too hard to find that perfect burger.

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It's a lot of cancer because of the community.

Oh, thank you! But I did talk to my best friend about this and he said I could stay if it ever happened again. Oh boy, I didn't know it was that bad. But I've gone close to that point.
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Talk dirty to me

Claimu

Good claim.

Well you're a weird one. In more than one way. I guess a rain jacket would suffice but it still leaves your pants under the rain. Which is not very pleasant.

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Shush
Go to sleep.

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i like rain because it makes me feel like i'm a detective in a noir film.

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As long as you have somewhere to go that's not a near downtown park. I work around the homeless all day, and that is NOT something that's safe at all.
It's been for the better. Outside of the fact that some of my stuff is still at the old house, it's been WAAAAAY better at the new place.

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W-Wewew Nonon, don't tempt me~

Guessing you've got classes today?

No

Okay!
youtu.be/pAmGnve0O4o

I see. The park isn't near downtown lol, it's a five minute walk from my house. No homeless in this suburb, but the are worse things though.

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Nope! :^)

oh. well what kind of food do you think is good?

Yes, also something else that i shouldnt miss.
Yes, toy.

that's a loaded question user, i like all food. i just think burgers are overrated.

cut me yuno

Call Me Maybe.

actually a good song tbh

Your folder is so cute

Don't tell me... are there wannabe gangsters?

You little...

Traaaaaain, don't miss it!

Chen is God.

Aww yiss~
Thank you :>

youtube.com/watch?v=-n2UMxbxha8

No.
Slut.

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Thanks for the image, friend. I appreciate it.

Sorry to break it to ya fags, but I've already claimed all the waifus.

/Thread

No, there are real gangsters. Would you believe me if I said I know where to buy white horse? Cause I do.

>smiles and kisses makoto
Hehe

>shot through the hear and you're too late
nice lyrics

I'll try my best.
No promises.
Come on

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Well fuck, if I wanted anything like that, I'm sure my dad would know where to get some. Hell, if I had to take a wild guess, I'd say he could sell me some himself.

You are really sending some mixed signals here, you pink haired tease!

Leave earlier if you have to! Wait, you're not still in bed, are you?

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