NEED HELP!!!! HOW DO I GET RID OF RED EYES AFTER SMOKING A JOINT I HAVE AN INTERVIEW IN 15MINS!!!

NEED HELP!!!! HOW DO I GET RID OF RED EYES AFTER SMOKING A JOINT I HAVE AN INTERVIEW IN 15MINS!!!

Yo. Eyedrops might help.

you shouldn't have been a piece of shit t begin with?

>Claritine

>stop smoking weed before important shit, idiot.

Stab the interviewer in the eyes so they don't notice.

eyedrops or just say youre tired

if this isn't bait.... don't be a fucking moron

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Sunglasses bro,if they ask just say your eyes are strained and be very fucking confident about that job

Makes mustard gas beware

Interview is for child care worker, btw

Then you're a fucking dumbass.

Just tell them someone died

other user said so but sunglasses are actually really good

Why the fuck would you do this?

how have you never heard of eye drops?

fucktard OP wrecked himself

A few drops of bleach in each eye will whiten them up

Eye patch. Throw off suspision by talking like a pirate. If both eyes are red, sunglasses and pretend you're blind.

Eyedrops, drink plenty of water to hydrate yourself a bit, and smoke one with the interviewer

Just say you were crying so hard thinking about all the lives you are going to make better

Eye drops

Why the fuck would you smoke before an interview?

Fuck out of here

>/Thread

This is bait

underrated

bait

Clear eyes or any other eye drops.
Water. Drink a ton of it. It doesn't clear it up but it helps.
Sunglasses. Tell them you just got back from the optometrist and your eyes are still dilated.
>still dilated

>Take 1 part bleach / 1 part water
>Pour in eyes
>...
>PROFIT

Say you were raped and crying

Nothing. If it starts to go sour just fucking start crying >muhdeadmum

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Weed causes low amounts of sodium in the eyes (making them red)
Quick fix is to poir some salt (sodium chloride) on the table. Then snort it. This sends it straight to the sinuses and clears your eyess.

Take out the snorting it part and I could've actually believed that.

walk in crying

"Im sooo high haha"

>welcome aboard

you have any allergies? if you do expose yourself to that right before you head in and blame it on that, best case itll be mild and you might get sympathy points, worst case is you sieze up and can probably sue them

Hahah die fam

bleach them balls m8

If you are a novice pothead that will happen to you. Once you have been getting stoned a while that doesn't happen. So my advice is to continue to smoke weed as often you can for about 2-3 years then your eyes will be white when you are stoned. Hang in there OP!

True story:

Friend at work was high at home went to get viseine and grabbed cat ear medicine...
Long story short: lost 90% of his eyesight because he was worried his eyes are red, Why do people do all of these things to pretend they're not high when they should be enjoying the high instead?
People will judge you no matter what.

Tiger balm in your eyes. Works every time

Eye contacts?

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but you can also use eyedrops

Then I am glad you fucked up your interview because you sound like an absolute pleb

How the hell do you think it's a good idea to smoke before a child care interview. Shit man get your life together. I smoke every day but it's after work... cause it's called being an adult...

this

Memo for the next time this bait is posted

Put lemon on them, lime works better

Tell em you were crying because you never truly processed 9/11.

And if they say shit or don't get the job just report them to homeland security.

One tiny drop of superglue in each Eye should do the trick

Tell the interviewer that your Asian.

Red ones sick. Classic green is the best.

Okay. Legit solution.
Try to fill up the sink with cold water. Dunk your head in it. Open your eyes in it. Roll them around for about 15 seconds. I used to do this before interviews. Just dry your self off afterwards and just say that you're a little tired. It's believable. Promise fellow stonerfag

Why the fuck did you smoke a joint 15 min before an interview? Sorry man, but you kinda put this on yourself.

I usually do this and have a Big Red afterwards to animate myself. Smoke dro (Chemdawg mostly). Dipped my head in if my eyes were red. Put some Cologne. Drink big red. And people say I don't look stoned. At least my boss does.

Delete system 32

underrated

Why do you smoke before work and then go through all that work to undo it? Why not just get high after work?

Seems legit

And I live in fucking TX. So I have to be extra careful.

Pussy

SUN GLASSES DUDE. SAY YOU JUST GOT LASER SURGERY

Kek

Paint eyes on eyelids, nobody will notice. #youcantrustme

You fucking moron OP, just go in high.
Most employers are potheads themselves and will get that you like to smoke. If you get the job they will probably take you out back on breaks and smoke up and you will climb the ladder. I wish I was joking but this is how it works. Stop being a little vagina you cuck.

It doesn't sober you up. The caffeine rides the high.

You need something to take the edge off at work. Chemdawg is happy stuff. And I talk to fucking idiot big wigs all the time, so I have to be social and shit when talking to them.

OP here So interview just happened (Was for a field Guide in South Africa, well fuck didn't matter that I had stoner eyes, was dropped because I am a Mauri with traditional tattoos on most of my body. Fully traditional.

That's reasonable. Imma try that caffeine trick next time I run into some pot, now that my blood pressure is down. Thanks, klonopin.

I don't think he would want to take the risk. If he knew beforehand they smoked a little, he wouldn't be freaking out as much. Lol.

Let's just point and laugh at user as we always do. From a distance of course. Lol.

No probs. Just here to help.

Do you have tattoos on hands/neck/face?

Don't know jack shit about traditional nigger tattoos

It was a different supplier was stronger than what i've had for the past few months but
No full sleave back and stomach though. Apparently the job just strict on them, also go find a Mauri and call him a nigger you small ass white shit

That's probably true if you work at Mc Donalds or some other shit hole company. Most high end companies (banks, law firms) do regular drug testing on all employees

This

Then why tell them? Just wear a suit and no one will ever know...

You smoked before an interview.
Your dumbass deserves not getting the job

If you can't resist the urge to get high for a few hours and gotta worry about your interviewer figuring out you're high as shit in his office, extremely disrespectful btw, then you need to get your shit together and grow the fuck up.

Bro its 36 fucking degrees they would have sent me to an assylum if i was in a suit. Alsp suits dont work well

Here's a tip - Don't smoke a joint before an interview.

Just claim racisim. I'm sure the government will help you out, and you might get a good chunk of money from them.

It's just for an hour... If they won't hire you because of your tattoos, don't show them your tattoos. It's not rocket science

What's the best way to boost your high. My parents are going away this weekend and I'm eating a 150mg thc cookie. I wanna get super fucked outta my mind. Is there anything I can do/watch/listen/eat to boost my high?

snort some coke

inb4 underage b&

I'm 20. Still love at home because rent in my city is +$1200 a month

Visine retard, be prepared better faget

Smoke another joint to think more better.

tbh this

>more better

top kek

Smoke a joint, then it will make sense

Yea, can't argue with that. Rent aint cheap where I'm at either. Hopefully in a few months I'll be at least part time with the contractor company I'm working for and will be able to finally afford a place of my own. Also I'm 24, adult life isn't all it was cracked up to be so I'm back at mom and dads place for the time being.

Go smoke a joint stud

If you're going to an interview high, red eyes is the least of your worries.

Nah, I'm good

say that you were cutting onions, you were making a lasagna

for one... ;_;

Trips galore!

amen

amen