Drawthread: butt edition

Drawthread: butt edition

To answer the replies I saw, I'm a reptilian like alien.

Requesting your avatar as character from Hotline Miami

Is that a tail dick?
So you can do yourself?

Requesting a shaman girl with badass tattoos and that kind of stuff, thanks user

Birb request from last thread.

i'm here too

requesting a chart of the eggs-species stages of evolution

bleh

Such a nice, "horny" alien.

I'm almost ashamed, that was too easy.

have you ever put that tail horn up your butt?

I wonder what does it feel putting my dick in an alien's pussy?
Do you have teeth down there?

I would like to crush that extraterrestrial ass

Good morning, thread...

nooooo... it's a horn... we've had this discussion before.

mabeh

>evolution
Evolution? Like from amoebae to Eggs?

:D:D:D:D:D

no, I like meat

Aww, thank you~ No teeth.

did anyone save from last thread?

Seems like an awfully odd place for a horn...

ye
for science

so you're saying you put like steaks up your butt?
I mean you're an alien so you do you, but that does sound a little weird

yeah I gotcha brud

I like that evolution idea too, sounds cool!

Possibly. What was it?

spread your sweet butthole

>would hotdog that tight butt so hard

thanks my dude

use this suit eggs

Draw Neggs with a massive hyperbotty.

*hyperbooty

Buenos Días, carnal

Cómo te va?

Is that you, hyperscat requester?

Yes. Just saw the OP pic and thought I'd stop by.

What's wrong with a big butt?

Well... if you say so

I believe you alien girl/thing

I'm not assuming you gender, so please don't lay yuor eggs within me, pls

Idk, I just rarely see the word "hyper", just left like taking a wild guess.
I don't shame your fetishes, there's a saying in my language "Everyone jacks off as he wants"

Well I'm happy to hear that. And for anyone else reading, don't worry. I'm gonna keep my word and not spam anything or ask for hyperscat.

Are you Neggs?

No, I'm just talkative today.

It might be, but that's where nature placed it.

might sometime..

Noo.. Meat as in meat Popsicle.

Not now... That's like undignified or some something like that.

Thank you!

I'm sorry famelam, not now.

Prolly not..

Maybe THAT'S what the horn is for!

Maybe the correct word would be spike or stinger?

She means dick.

...
dodges your man-killing horn thingy


daaaayyyyum

>The fearsome alien-butt-stab technique
That user never had a chance, poor thing...

>I'm sorry famelam
k, thnx maybe will ask another day

Hmm, I suppose it sort of works out in the end. Though seems like it'd be better placed on the side(s), or multiple spikes one for each side.

Yeah that is probably a better word for it
Spike

I've got a meat popsicle for you right here Eggs...

Requesting Loni, Male Lynn, And Lars (of the Episode One of the Boys of the loud house)


As if the 3 were soccer players, of the 3 Canadian teams of the MLS (Major League Soccer)


Montreal Impact Toronto FC And Vancouver Whitecaps FC.

Okay. Well I got a no so I guess I'm gonna go now. Thanks for not being judgemental, user.

I'm worshipping your butthole, do it

Cute burd.

Nah, ignore the other anons
Lets just get comfy and cuddle

As cute as your dog you fingerfucked?

Requesting her wearing an apron and milk leaking through from her breasts, while holding a plate of cookies.

I don't like you and I wish you would leave.

How has your day been? Enjoying that it's finally the weekend again?

please stop
we don't need the 50th thread on this

That's....a bit of a wish there buddy.

Embrace the meme, do not fight it. Only then people would calm down about it.

>please stop
That's what your dog said, right? But you did not stop..

it takes more that 50 threads to make people forget that you fucked your pets

Well what would you call these?

Dayum.

Maan, that made me giggle.

Please do.

But Eggs doesn't want to poke you unless you poke her wrong first.

Really?

Now it feel really weird...

Later, I gotta walk the doge


It's been very good! Always enjoying the weekend.

please do it, you are the greatest

Wait. Are you telling me that NOT everyone fuck pets? Crap

Requesting Mezsea getting fucked by a monster

spines I guess

sure worked with toothless didn't it.

Look, you're right to a degree, but it's not placed on them. It's me.
Like I said, this weight will stay me to my passing. The best thing I can do, is of course not acknowledge it, yes.

Maybe I'm just too conscious about trying to keep the quality here up to some level of decency.

>check 'em
Not everybody's Shadow..

Could someone redraw these two kids for me?
Please please

YOU=FAGGOT

check em

later.

Spine it is then.

> what would you call these?
I'm not an expert on English, I jsut thought that horns are head-specific. These I'd call spikes, but Eggs' tail thingie can inject something, so wouldn't it technically make it closer to a bee stinger? I don't know, I'm just suggesting.

Of course, I'll even let you touch it...
But only if you've been a good little alien. Have you been a good little alien lately Eggs?

The best you can do then is just ignore it. Good luck I guess.

>One shittay placed spike
>One head spike

2/10, would be extinct in a month

Already the weekend for you?
Guess I know which side of the world you're on then

And what do you have?
Two head spikes that fell off?
Bah!

Great to hear! I hope you have a nice evening too

... but __IF__ Eggs' tail thingie can inject something...
fix

Eggs? Naah
What sort of creature would kill the ecosystem's shared concubine

Does anyone have a link with a gallery, with all the drawings that have been made in Drawthread of Sup Forums?

Holy shit you have no idea what you're talking about do you?

>What sort of creature would kill the ecosystem's shared concubine

Eggs can't get pregnant from non-Eggs lifeforms. Also very few animals just fuck for the fun of it. Eggs would get fuckin' rekt.

> Also very few animals just fuck for the fun of it
The rest fuck because of instincs. Were you even to school?

Theeeeeeem dick-cock-like spikes


Fuck, I'm out of here... dat shit gonna crush mah ass

well that assumes that the environment she comes from is any more logical than her

Why you always have to point out the bad stuff of everything? I cri evri taim.

>The rest fuck because of instincs. Were you even to school?

How does this in any way contradict what I said?

>well that assumes that the environment she comes from is any more logical than her
Yeh.

Eggs could come from some weird slut planet.

>Why you always have to point out the bad stuff of everything? I cri evri taim.

I can't help it I'm sorry.

Stop arguing about dinos
you fuckwits
a dino wouldnt stay slive in this day and day so shut the fuck and get out and listen to EHG

Because eggs won't get fucking rekt.

are you pretending to be retarded?

You're not fooling anyone EHG

>2007 + 9
>Not already believing Eggs comes from some weird slut planet.

k.

So it's eggs becoming a reptile?

I'm pretending to be you, so yes.

someone post that picture "that feel when got into a tar pit"

I'm sure the user who asked for this is long gone...

Um..those go together right?

I know who I'm talking to, and point proven.
It isn't only about external appearances.

...

>I'm sorry.
This is the biggest lie i ever read.

>Because eggs won't get fucking rekt.

You're gonna do it.

You're gonna make be post like a 5 paragraph essay on why Egg's tail spike is a stupid fucking idea that would be hilariously useless in combat aren't you?

u rite

>This is the biggest lie i ever read.
You caught me.

>and point proven

You don't even have a point.

Got some carbs in my system, and now I'm feeling pretty good! I expect this to last a few minutes tops.
Guys, stop being mean to the weird bird/ mammal/ dragon thing. I'm sure most of us are guilty of worse.

> You're gonna make be post like a 5 paragraph essay on why Egg's tail spike is a stupid fucking idea that would be hilariously useless in combat aren't you?
Idk, maybe. Your hair is more stupid anyway.

Point is, you based a species extinction comment based off of only the spikes

No consideration of other abilities or capabilities

This.

And you didn't evolve with a penis.

I... don't think most of us are guilty of worse. Cause bestiality.