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how does one measure success in life ?

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by the women you have sex with

by giving that source

Happiness and/or satisfaction

Number of women boned who you did not pay. I may not be rich, may not be 6', but i have fucked a lot of chicks.

-1 point for every photoshopped tit pic you saved

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Amount of goals reached.

#1 Do you have joy in your life?
#2 Have you provided joy in the lives of others?
- Steve Jobs (RIP)
Success in life is the amount of days you can answer yes to one or both of these questions.

>Number of college degrees.
>Money in bank account
>Number of women fucked.
>Number of kids.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

Your society will have very specific categories of how to measure success.

>Number of college degrees.
With this, the next one usually becomes inevitable (unless you take a useless degree):
>Money in bank account
With this, the next one usually becomes inevitable:
>Number of women fucked.
With this, the next one usually becomes inevitable:
>Number of kids.

Pretty sweet logic.

Moral of the story. Stay in school. Do something involving math or science.

Money

Life is just a game and money is how we keep score.

oh that's the most powerful woman politician on earth

Over 6' 1 point
$2k+ in savings 1 point
Over $10k in savings 5 points
Have a job 1 point
Have a career 5 points
Have a wife 3 points
White skin 5 points
Rent a house 1 point
Own a house 5 points
4.0 GPA 2 points
3.5 GPA 1 point
Drivers license 1 point
CDL 5 points
Pilot license 10 points
Associates degree 1 point
Bachelors degree 2 points
Masters 5 points
Doctorate/PhD 10 points
Have a hobby 1 point

Negative points
Under 6' -1
Under 5' -10
Black skin -5
Asian -1
Other skin -3
No drivers license -1
Rent apartment -1
No job -1
No savings -1
Dropped out of college -10
On welfare -10
On food stamps -1
Homeless -50
Under 2.0 GPA -10
Have an autistic hobby -5
Shitpost on internet -1

Anything over 20 points would be decent.

everybody defines their own version of success, is this a real question?

if money can't buy happiness then why is it so fabulous?

Are you majoring in engineering? If yes, your successful. If not, your a lazy moron who probably wants to mooch of off my hard earned tax dollars because you chose to major in women's studies. So FUCK YOU.

A positive correlation of expectations vs. reality.

And this children, is what is commonly referred to as autism.

>implying your civil engineering degree justifies your existence.

Engineers use baby math. Try some Astro-Physics and get good, pleb.

Getting back up whenever you get knocked down, you get back up... keep moving forward, you don't stop. You want success in life? Never stop.

26 points, won't kill self today.

This question assumes that it is possible to be objectively successful.

You make your own meaning in life and nobody but yourself can judge when you have achieved success.

Are you glenn danzig?
> yes
Your life is a succes
> no
You failed at life

Nice bait.

You have to be delusional for that to continue to be positive. It would eventually neutralize if not decline.

Dollaz made and bitches banged.

~
howdy Glennardino

I go by day to day contentment and happiness

is success money and comfortability?
number of friends/lovers?

By the amount of people coming to your funeral

By which iPhone you own

(Bonus points for all or other Apple devices they have to be the latest version tho)

Money.
Power.
How many chicks you've banged.

A career, a family, accomplishing something meaningful in life.

>$2k+ in savings 1 point
>Over $10k in savings 5 points
>4.0 GPA 2 points
>3.5 GPA 1 point

Pft, kids.
>CDL 5 points
Really?


And this:
>On welfare -10
>On food stamps -1
Food stamps ARE welfare you shitposter

lots of 14 year olds in here

I've always considered success to be a mix of good friends, wealth, mental & physical health and a partner you love to death

But you don't need all of it to be happy

>2016
>Measuring success with something you neither influenced, nor could control.

found the manlet

All food stamps may be welfare, but not all welfare is food stamps, so the duality stands.

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if you say so short stuff

Is that boris fucking Johnson not the right?

It isn't, indeed

Kek

>crush your enemies
>see them driven before you
>hear the lamentations of the women
this is the ultimate success the human animal can achieve

The truth hurts like 4 years of braces huh kid? The laser removal for the acne scars and the soreness in your back because you never managed to fill you frame will subside one day.

so your argument is I have nice skin, teeth and I'm tall but you're still stuck smelling my farts for the rest of your life?

like this

Yes, but someone prefer living as a rational human

Basically, if you are happy you win. If you are depressed and misirable then you probably have a great meme acount.

Married with a kid or 2, a house, friends and family, a job good enough to cover expenses and occasional vacations

Genetic survival

>Horrendous overbite repair-job attempt by state-funded dental
>nice teeth

Choose one

>acne repair job
>nice skin

Same story

Anyone taller than 5ft that wasn't an ugly as fuck underachiever would have named 5 other things first. You're too easy to read. The idea that anyone challenging you must be 3ft tall is testament to your garbled and damaged mental state, presumably due to your upbringing being a ungainly freak that no one could truly love.

Let me guess, you think your big feet are neat as well?

lots of projection in your posts little fella

why are you so upset?

Success in life? I'd say the amount of offspring you produce and the resources you accumulate to help ensure their survival.

6'5 here. I was 6'3 from 17-20 then grew another 2" until now at 22. I promise you 6'5 to 6'3 is like 6'3 to 6'0. I wish I was 6'7 tbh

hey there little boy! make sure your mommy knows you're on the computer! have a good day and do your homework! x

Teenager detected. What a faggot hahahahahahahahaha

What impact you leave when you depart.

If you leave a great impact, then you've proven your success. If no one remembers your name when you die, then you clearly were never successful to begin with.

It's also what you can leave to your family or to others. Your assets. Your investments.

If you can leave this Earth by giving your family something to live off of or to help them out, then you're successful.

>number of degrees
Radiologic Technology student here
That's completely untrue. Sometimes, less it more, you troglodyte

*less is

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Success is purely objective. Either people think you are, or you aren't.

Objective success can be described in two ways I think - one being that you are happy with what you have accomplished, and that your satisfaction either brings you daily happiness, or brings others happiness - two, is that other people are changed for the better for your deeds.

My two cents.