/brit/

>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
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maisie

me

hmm very interesting

youtube.com/watch?v=xDOPHZC936c

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>tfw no gf

youtube.com/watch?v=lyLUIXWnrC0
he's not wrong

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my bint

THE

MAYNE

hope this mong gets hit by a bus

don't know who that is

>making fun of someone with cherubism

crackin feet

take your dumb nazi shit back to your shitty general

utter runt

hope you fall off your mobility scooter

>All these none Brits

Fuck off out of our chat. Just because we used to own you all doesn't mean we want you.

anything ever been filmed in your town lads? this was filmed in mine. Think it represented it pretty accurately desu

FOP
(fuck off paul)

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literally the goal gf

classes cancelled tomorrow due to snow, but I can't drive home tonight because I have one class on Friday

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meynstreem meediar

rhyme of the day: paul nuttall

>out of our chat
hello newcunt

>/brit/ is a general dedicated to the discussion of British culture and customs

>going to classes
yanks lamo

should be in the pub getting slashed

what does "get tæ fuck" mean?

i'll nutall over your face m8

>t. hasnt read/listened
sad!

yeah you should be fine, just send off a few applications asap. one of my friends graduated last year with a 1st in bio (from imperial obv) and had to work in waitrose because he didn't apply for grad jobs before graduating.

luckily there's a large pharmaceuticals industry in the UK so there should be enough jobs to go round.

Southcliffe is a fictional place doofus

Yeah had tom cruise do that plane stunt over my town. Pride and Prejudice was filmed near me and the train scene from one of the old bonds was filmed here

fuck off

brexit confirmed

listen cleetus sling it before you get slung

millie B is a far better rapper than soph

>drive
fucking normie

51st state

why don't they just say fuck off then

honestly I'm ok looking enough with an ok personality to be able to secure an average gf IF I made the effort
but there's no point because I wouldn't br able to last too long with it my 'tism ruining it

ummm i FUCKING live there mate????

Its named after our country not yours. Fuck off /brit/ is for brits

yeah pretty funny haha

because fuck you thats why

>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no work ethic
>tfw no contacts to get drugs off
>tfw hate my degree at uni
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who /Lexit/ here?

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*inflicts you with severe cherubism*

>>tfw no contacts to get drugs off
Drug using degenerate. You deserve failure and loneliness.

Its not called Southcliffe though

amusing image

>tfw all of those except for the contacts to get drugs

> I'm ok looking enough with an ok personality to be able to secure an average gf IF I made the effort
I'm ok looking enough that I can secure the above without effort

I'm literally a shut in hermit with virtually no mates but still found one

twat haha

do you remember that show balls of steel? with neg's urban sports?

well after that finished and his popularity died he filmed some stunts for his youtube channel in my town

THATS RIGHT

alri Sup Forums

no but southcliffe was filmed here
was well weird seeing the bloke from prometheus doing a scene at the church in town

Are we entering the age of Radical Centrism?

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it will come inevitably

shit haha
not so funny now :DDDD

I have a 10,000 calorie diet

CRAWLING IN MY ARSE

did u see any of the stars

alri flash

no considering a borderline fascist is the president of the united states

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alri michael phelps

if an election was called tomorrow I'd have to vote UKIP even if they're kind of pointless now and they're crypto tories but they still represent the white working class more than labour.
A lot will change if we have to wait until 2020 for the next elections, so who knows who I'll vote? Realistically most parties have a chance of my vote depending what happens

I'm off to pick up a half o

who else here /RadicalMiddle/?

accurate

actually I'm John Candy

alri alan thrall

half of what?

yes lad

this spastic clearly has abysmal taste anyway.

>white working class
racist dogwhistle

it doesn't exist, and if it did, it would have to be destroyed

despise myself and the life I lead

>tfw I have a 1500 calorie diet, mildly hunched back, and a ghastly virgin walk

at least I'm good at maths and computer

Prove that this is true.

rate my swear: wanker

an ounce

Anybody play this?

right. i bet he likes the beatles

Who Alt-Centre here?

>muh white working class

NO

SUCH

THING

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy fuck literally me

Only samuel from a distance

an ounce of what?

seem to have developed schitzophrenia as well because I don't even remember posting this

>tfw was best in my year at maths in primary school
>tfw fell behind in secondary school and scraped a B at GCSE

turns out I'm great at writing though

>ghastly virgin walk

explain

What Kanye West album should I listen to?

when it comes to grime
i am the headmaster of my time

>explain

aha alri' virginwalk

yeah, but I bet your writing isn't as good as my maths

I got an A at a-level when I was 16

who radical alt-classical libertarian here

rock and flock and roll lads

So lads

When are we getting a /brit/ crew on Old School Runescape going?