>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF
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hmm very interesting
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>tfw no gf
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he's not wrong
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my bint
THE
MAYNE
hope this mong gets hit by a bus
don't know who that is
>making fun of someone with cherubism
crackin feet
take your dumb nazi shit back to your shitty general
utter runt
hope you fall off your mobility scooter
>All these none Brits
Fuck off out of our chat. Just because we used to own you all doesn't mean we want you.
anything ever been filmed in your town lads? this was filmed in mine. Think it represented it pretty accurately desu
FOP
(fuck off paul)
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literally the goal gf
classes cancelled tomorrow due to snow, but I can't drive home tonight because I have one class on Friday
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meynstreem meediar
rhyme of the day: paul nuttall
>out of our chat
hello newcunt
>/brit/ is a general dedicated to the discussion of British culture and customs
>going to classes
yanks lamo
should be in the pub getting slashed
what does "get tæ fuck" mean?
i'll nutall over your face m8
>t. hasnt read/listened
sad!
yeah you should be fine, just send off a few applications asap. one of my friends graduated last year with a 1st in bio (from imperial obv) and had to work in waitrose because he didn't apply for grad jobs before graduating.
luckily there's a large pharmaceuticals industry in the UK so there should be enough jobs to go round.
Southcliffe is a fictional place doofus
Yeah had tom cruise do that plane stunt over my town. Pride and Prejudice was filmed near me and the train scene from one of the old bonds was filmed here
fuck off
brexit confirmed
listen cleetus sling it before you get slung
millie B is a far better rapper than soph
>drive
fucking normie
51st state
why don't they just say fuck off then
honestly I'm ok looking enough with an ok personality to be able to secure an average gf IF I made the effort
but there's no point because I wouldn't br able to last too long with it my 'tism ruining it
ummm i FUCKING live there mate????
Its named after our country not yours. Fuck off /brit/ is for brits
yeah pretty funny haha
because fuck you thats why
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no work ethic
>tfw no contacts to get drugs off
>tfw hate my degree at uni
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Who /Lexit/ here?
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*inflicts you with severe cherubism*
>>tfw no contacts to get drugs off
Drug using degenerate. You deserve failure and loneliness.
Its not called Southcliffe though
amusing image
>tfw all of those except for the contacts to get drugs
> I'm ok looking enough with an ok personality to be able to secure an average gf IF I made the effort
I'm ok looking enough that I can secure the above without effort
I'm literally a shut in hermit with virtually no mates but still found one
twat haha
do you remember that show balls of steel? with neg's urban sports?
well after that finished and his popularity died he filmed some stunts for his youtube channel in my town
THATS RIGHT
alri Sup Forums
no but southcliffe was filmed here
was well weird seeing the bloke from prometheus doing a scene at the church in town
Are we entering the age of Radical Centrism?
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it will come inevitably
shit haha
not so funny now :DDDD
I have a 10,000 calorie diet
CRAWLING IN MY ARSE
did u see any of the stars
alri flash
no considering a borderline fascist is the president of the united states
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alri michael phelps
if an election was called tomorrow I'd have to vote UKIP even if they're kind of pointless now and they're crypto tories but they still represent the white working class more than labour.
A lot will change if we have to wait until 2020 for the next elections, so who knows who I'll vote? Realistically most parties have a chance of my vote depending what happens
I'm off to pick up a half o
who else here /RadicalMiddle/?
accurate
actually I'm John Candy
alri alan thrall
half of what?
yes lad
this spastic clearly has abysmal taste anyway.
>white working class
racist dogwhistle
it doesn't exist, and if it did, it would have to be destroyed
despise myself and the life I lead
>tfw I have a 1500 calorie diet, mildly hunched back, and a ghastly virgin walk
at least I'm good at maths and computer
Prove that this is true.
rate my swear: wanker
an ounce
Anybody play this?
right. i bet he likes the beatles
Who Alt-Centre here?
>muh white working class
NO
SUCH
THING
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
holy fuck literally me
Only samuel from a distance
an ounce of what?
seem to have developed schitzophrenia as well because I don't even remember posting this
>tfw was best in my year at maths in primary school
>tfw fell behind in secondary school and scraped a B at GCSE
turns out I'm great at writing though
>ghastly virgin walk
explain
What Kanye West album should I listen to?
when it comes to grime
i am the headmaster of my time
>explain
aha alri' virginwalk
yeah, but I bet your writing isn't as good as my maths
I got an A at a-level when I was 16
who radical alt-classical libertarian here
rock and flock and roll lads
So lads
When are we getting a /brit/ crew on Old School Runescape going?