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I thought the Tom and Jerry movie was pretty good
wasting my life, burning my youth.
I'll be the bitter old man full of regret that mouths off the carers in the retirement home
Wish I could get given just enough to live on until I die so I could volunteer forever
anyone know any good charities or organisations who will pay digs/expenses for you while you work but for little/no discretionary salary?
Happiest days of my life were before I worked and after I studied when I just volunteered but they couldn't pay me
>SNP MPs are told off for singing the EU national ANTHEM as historic Brexit laws clear the Commons
the fucking state of Scuckland in 2017
me on the left
he's right you know
Another funny thing about the roots miniseries
All the Africans are muscular gargantuan beasts while the Englishman are all pompous femboiis
The only one adept at being and terrifying the negroes is the angry ginger Irishman who unironically carries a shilealeagh
Cracks me the fuck up
Goodbye lads, the fact that Brexit is now fully confirmed means I'm going to emigrate to Canada and escape this dying shithole
piss off lad
we're going to to be fucked by loss of EU funds tbf. moreso than england/london
t-thanks
been in a coma lad?
Stop posting here too
made me think of mona the vampire desu
'd
niggers smell like poop and are subhuman scum that belong in the trash
Wojak > Gondola > Pepe > Spurdo
the absolute state of me
'kin 'ell
>tfw completely wasting my life but to intelligent to care
ahh
Pepe > wojack > spurdo > gondola
yo no necesito hablar para expresar una emocion me basta solo con miraaaar
seen this a million times and never noticed the guy in the attic lol
might go buy a pack of fags for the first time
please tell me what to ask for, like word for word what do i ask for
lmao
serves you right for being such a bunch of unbearable twats
once again you must experience the sassenach cock being thrust into your shitpipe
*looks at the state of your life*
fuuuuuuuckin......elllllllll.........
remember when i used to play wow and had this old gay guy from UK boosting me in multiple instances and giving me gold for just talking to him
good times (he paid for my first mount - this was in vanilla so that shit was expensive)
haha wouldn't go in there for a few minutes lads haha x
finished up a two-hour skype call with the 'ssus. She seemed upset about something.
Concerned with how it ended. Feel like I should call her back but she said goodnight already and it feels like she doesn't want to talk to me. I haven't even done anything wrong.
might buy one of those DE razors. Are they as good as people make them out to be?
I was holding out hope that our leaders wouldn't fully commit to the economic self immolation of a hard Brexit but I guess I was wrong, just hope you racists are happy that now your toilet cleaner won't be from another country.
20 john players please lad
missed the nigel farage show today lads
"alri m8, can I have a 20/10 deck of marlboro golds pls"
can't stand hearing people refer to women as "the missus", "her indoors", "bird" etc
"20 pack of marlboro reds please"
won't ask you any questions and you'll sound like a regular. make sure you take ID.
20 woodbine
>unbearable twats
we're literally just doing exactly what the english are doing
>muh sovereignty
difference is our grievance is a tad more legitimate since the UK government actually has sovereignty over scotland and wales whereas the EU doesn't have sovereignty over the UK
ive never heard anyone say her indoors
doing a depression
>BREAKING: Evacuation, injuries reported as blast & fire rip through #Paris metro station
fucking buddhist terrorists at it again
thats sarcasm
FUCK ISLAM
i've never smoked before but from googling i can tell that'll cost a fuckton m8, not made of money
he will be a paki instead of a pole
don't be childish
>marlboro
FOB
They provide the perfect ratio of quality and cost. Everthing else is utter shite or costs an arm and a leg
don't know why I've never even thought about buying a pack of fags just to see what it's like. Literally never once crossed my mind until I saw this post.
Hmm.
marlboro reds are a bit strong for a first time smoker m8
>tfw I do it all the time
not in front of the (ex)gf though obviously
*invents a mirror.png that actually looks like a mirror by hacking your web cam*
>smoking
Literally fuck off
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?...sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPFFFFFLLLLLPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssnnnnniiiiiffffff…and yet…so strong yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnniiiifffffffffffff….yes
*blows smoke at you*
probably a gas leak
literally nobody smokes anymore these days
its just for the lowest of the low, the scum and shit of society
wish i was one of the lads ay
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FOLiage
>FOB
yeah, I couldn't afford marlboro reds and switched to chesterfield reds but then it turned out one of my mates brings marlboro gold over from poland and I can get a 20 pack for £6.80
imagine that lad, a 20 pack of marlboro gold for just £6.80....
get b & h duel, you can try both normal or menthol flavoured then and decide which you prefer
Went to Taco bell with the gf earlier.
It was alright.
The burrito we got was actually decently spicy which surprised me for such a main stream food chain which gets a lot of custom from kids and fannies that can't handle spicy food.
Wanna hit?
Smoking in public should be punishable by stoning.
Imagine learning to roll your own and getting 2 weeks worth of tobacco for £10 you lazy shite
Screeching, the Daily Mail just does not give a fuck
i think it will make me look cooler
Give me advice please lads
I am a literal autist and don't have any idea how to properly handle this situation
refer to
Jealous of u rn
Currently smoking benson
>Victims
Wish I could cut my own hair
think of all the shekels I'd save over the years, instead of paying some overly-talkative guy £16 for the privilege.
B A K A
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you don't know it yet but brexit is 'breaks it'
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Englols btfo
i like brap posting because they post nice bums but not into farts myself
Very nice bum
>a woman is feeling feelings for no particular reason
And the sky is blue and hell is hot
Literally don't care
camel blue
Let's say there is this girl who you really like. You think she's perfect and you see her all the time at work but she has a BF. You ask her our anyway but she respectfully declines.
Then what? You really like her, can't stop thinking about her and can't avoid her.
Do you just carry on and try to be friends, ignore her or what the fuck?
This is my dilemma right now.
Gondola > Wojak > Spurdo >>>> Reddit Frog
it's ta-ra to her I guess
>tfw get my hair cut by a woman
>tfw pay just £10
>tfw she's qt, nice and makes my hair look good
been pissing in the sink for 3-4 years now, reckon i've saved approx 12,000 litres in toilet flushes
Literally me last year
Move on. Seriously
A pack of white zip zags and a clipper lighter
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Bridge of sighs: Disgusted mother, 19, spots a couple having SEX in an underpass outside her home in broad daylight
>mother
>19
let's cut out the middle man senpai ;)
Feels > Sadfrog > Spurdo > Gondola
If you disagree you're from reddit.
do you shave in the same sink?
ah so this is how we're going to fund out country after leaving the EU
we save money by scotland leaving
Don't ignore her per se but don't try to be her friend either. Just treat her like you would treat a normal work colleague. Also don't be a stupid cuck and ask out people at work unless it's a done deal.
how do they compare to chesterfields? be pretty difficult for them to be worse
I'd gotten so used to chesterfield reds that I completely forgot how awful they in comparison to marlboros
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO I DO YOU CUNT
Very good post
Not my question to answer. You broke it.
i get my haircut done at this muslim place only 9 quid
had it done by a woman once and tits kept bumping into my head
good lad
unironically saving the environment
vagina like a wheat puff
>Gondola
>Reddit
spot the redditor lmao lads
Business idea: genocide the scots
I'm seriously trying but I have to work directly with her and she gets me every fucking time.
>don't ask people out at work unless its a done deal
What are you even on about?
just send her a text saying she seemed upset about something on skype and that she can talk to you about it, as well as a love heart emoji or some other shite
the old gf was pissed at me once last year, very moody, kept mentioning she was not happy with me for days
I still don't know what it was
boils my piss when people want sympathy or act like they're some kind of hero because they've got a kid.
Go about your day as normal until she actually approaches you with a problem like a functioning human being. Women will get mad because she thinks you blinked too much during their last conversation and thus think she's fat or some weird shite. Just ignore it until something actually comes up.
No need for the melodramatics you big bender