OFFICIAL ENGLAND v SLOVAKIA PRE-MATCH THREAD / MATCH THREAD 1

Sam Allardyce's first England game. Kick-off at 17:00 BST. Coverage starts from 16:30 on ITV.

England XI: Hart; Walker, Cahill, Stones, Rose; Dier, Henderson; Lallana, Rooney, Sterling; Kane.
>Subs: Heaton, McCarthy, Smalling, Walcott, Sturridge, Jagielka, Clyne, Drinkwater, Vardy, Alli, Antonio.

Slovakia XI: Kozacik; Skrtel, Hubocan, Durica, Pekarik; Hamsik, Kucka, Mak, Pecovsky, Svento; Duris.
Can't find the Slovak subs.

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who /carvery/ here

first for englel top keks LMAO

>they stopped the premierl eague for this

is this game a friendly or a qualifier for wc?

>Bog sim

qualifier

thx m8

actual slovak line-up:
>Kozacik, Pekarik, Skrtel, Durica, Gregus, Hubocan, Hamsik, Svento, Mak, Duris, Pecovsky.

His sargon

I'm sure England will have another great qualifying campaign

>our first two matches are against Portugal and Hungary
This is some bullshit.

Enjoy being shot.

Enjoy Hillary.

It will be a goalless draw with 3-4 shots on target
Dubs to confirm

qualifier. therefore england will probably win

Enjoy being shart.

you must not be familiar with england qualifying. we will probably win every game in qualifying and proceed to have another shit tournament

es la vida

>2016
>Not riding the #TrumpTrain

Genuinely being serious right now m9?

how many of them were good?

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lads link to best stream?

Cole

all of them except rooney

well to be fair rooney was good once

itv.com/hub/itv

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i meant rooney games

Anyone having a roast for dinner?

we on now lads

ahhh vale

~30%

Moore was great, the rest were OK-Good.

It's on TV.

Moore>Cole>Beckham>>>>>>>>Gerrard>Rooney

Fuck every single one of those bottlers

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I wasn't expressing a preference lad, I'm just saying who WILL win. It's a tragedy that it's between those two. Rand Paul or Kasich would have been the non-retarded options.

Will this be an interesting game at all lads.

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Did you chop off half your brain instead of a congolese hand m8?

i hope the slovankians boo our anthem

>Fat Sam is England manager

because for some reason being a mediocre manager known for scraping survival with bad teams and eventually getting sacked is seen as some sort of achievement as opposed to managers who yknow win things

Fuck you. NEVER SAY THIS AGAIN. DELETE.

I just hope Sam actually plays some good, attacking football

Watch me be right in november.

And you know very well the chopping is disgusting anti-Belgian propaganda spread by salty Brits and Germans because they wanted the Katanga province. I explained this yesterday, and 20 times before that.

>implying Killary or Billary will even be alive by November
>Rand Paul or Kasich

Ah you were being subtle.

I will be booing from my sofa. And there's nothing you can do to stop me you nonce.

England has tried the big winners, on massive wages.
England has tried the big foreigner, on massive wages.
England has tried the English manager, on massive wages.
England has tried the best shit and it always fails.

Big Sam is a band-aid. It's to keep the team doing something with the hope some god-like player arrives AND some good manager arrives. Big Sam is '''(((cheap)))''' compared to the others.

gonna watch poland kazakhstan instead lads

is supporting england masochism?

>lelgium

Which English manager would you have selected instead of Sam?

And even if you want to hire a JF he's still got to use English players.

>England has tried the big winners, on massive wages.
>England has tried the big foreigner, on massive wages.
>England has tried the English manager, on massive wages.
>England has tried the best shit and it always fails.
it's like the players are shit or something

I SAID DELETE.

yes

insanity

logical solution: make wages based on result

>Kane instead of Vardy
>Dier
>Henderson

>failed BBC pundits: the panel

>this is the start of it coming home

feelsgoodman

I FUCKING HaTE OUR TEaM SO MUCH

FUCK OFF POONEY

>No Vardy
>No Drinkwater
>Liverpool players
>Spurs players

Fuck off, what was the point in hiring Sam if he's not going to do things differently. Grow some fucking balls for fuck sake.

you know it's not true though. There's much potential with this group of players, but they completely shit the bed at the Euros.

It happened

Big Sam is literally, unironically England manager

Reminder to filter tripfags

Why the fuck would anyone take the job then?

>that group

What's the point?

Do British people respect Ryan Giggs despite him fucking his brother's wife for 7 years?

that goes for most of them

Arry.

Vardy was just as useless as Kane when he started. Completely anonymous. Dier was one of the few bright performers at the Euros. Henderson is a mental choice I agree.

i only give a fuck for what he did on a football pitch

depends on how his brother's wife looks

Giggs is a sheepshagger. This is an England game.

Can you be a man if you're not fucking your brothers wife?

not really

I'm dabbing for you guys

another pointless qualifying campaign

>Keep Rooney
>get rid of Wilshere, who was the best player in qualifying for the Euros

genuinely don't understand this retard

Wilshere has lost the plot m8

If only I could travel back in time and present this fact to english Sup Forums.

England have zero top tier players right now. Plenty of second tier players, but the public expects top tier performances and results.

>posting in /brit/
>posting in Sup Forums
plebs

But Rooney is world class!!!!!!!

>le cut inside manlet not playing

Big Sam spaghettiing

big sam will be englel's del bosque and win everything, cap this post

>wilshere moves to small club
>instantly ignored
ayyyyyyyyyy

rooney is captain

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BIG SAM ACTUALLY FUCKING NERVOUS

KEK

She looks like the type of girl that would shag her partner's brother

>Big Sam: I don't need to tell Wayne Rooney how to play
>Big Sam: I'd like to see Wayne score a goal tonight

fucking england kek

My answer: yes

Vardy still maintains his fitness in the league. He also has a menace when a long ball is supplied if he is only guarded by one defender.

it's coming home lads

I can only respect the man who banged this

Based Wrighty and Dixon

Why are Arsenal pundits so much better than plastic chavski and liverscum ones?

7/10 american standards

it's endearing

>girl
she has something manly about her

>“I’m a little nervous I must admit but I’m looking forward to the game. Hopefully the lads give a good performance and most importantly win. It may be a case of breaking down a resilient defensive unit again.”

>And on Wayne Rooney: “I don’t need to tell Wayne Rooney how to play. He knows where to go, when to go … I’d like to see him assist or score a goal today if he can.”