Be a progressive

>be a progressive
>cuck yourself for Islam even after a Muslim slaughters 50 gay people in the name of his religion
Why do people do this? Do liberals not actually give a shit about gays, were they just pretending that whole time?

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What's Colbert's best bit on his new show? I like when scientist guests ride out in the funny science car.

Not all libcucks lick muslim ass

there are way too many guns and not enough tounges for that

The way I see it is, if there was to be a massive civil war to break out between the liberals and the conservatives, obviously the liberals would rather have blood-thirsty muslims on their team than bunch of fruits dancing to rock the casbah.

>le doland trump is le nazi!!!1! xD

Wow.

Is this really what the fucking cattle will laugh at these days? This is what is considered "funny"?

>Stephen Colbert
>Being a Liberal cuck

What a shock.

Muslims are higher on the liberal oppression chart, so they take precedence of gays.

Sucks for liberals gays. Better arm yourselves.

I haven't seen it but I saw him interviewing that twin astronaut from space

remember when people adored Colbert on Sup Forums

liberal media is all about forced memes these days, put a laugh track over every opinion you want your audience to disrespect until they are conditioned to agree

>Do liberals not actually give a shit about gays, were they just pretending that whole time?
They've been cowed into this position under threat of being labeled bigot which, to a leftist, is the ultimate evil in the universe. I would know how these people think since I was born and raised in California.

Hahahaha

I'm laughing because everyone else is laughing

I'm doing what I'm supposed to, right?

Hang on, let me post this parroted rhetoric on social media

Look at all these likes, it's working people love me if I do as I'm instructed

Thank goodness I have so many friends online, I better repost something somebody else said because I'm not smart, brave, or creative enough to construct an arguement or joke for myself

Hahahaha, social media sure is great rigbt guys?

I sure hope nobody finds out who I really am, especially not me.

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But why? They chose to leave their halal shithole to live in the land of "infidels". Muslims are the one group of people that make zero sense.

Islam is an ideological virus like all religions. Islam just happens to be the absolute worst major one.

No, because Im not a 40 year old loser dreaming of the "good old days" on fucking Sup Forums of all places.

hello newfag

Muslims are new potential Democratic votes. Gays already are voting Democrat. Even if they switch, they are a small minority.

Not worth protecting over Muslims when it comes to political capitol.

>mfw I used to love Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, and Bill Maher
>mfw when I hate them now and can't stand liberals

W-whats happening

>Bill Maher
Well he still hates Mulsims and calls out liberals on their Islamophlia

>Islam is an ideological virus like all religions. Islam just happens to be the absolute worst major one.

>those comments

I don't know why I always choose to torture myself like this.

Democrats care more about getting votes than their own constituents?

You're learning to not be fucking retarded, well done.

Now when you realize that the two party system is a sham you'll be done.

Islam landmark is conquer the world. They alredy said that.

Read more about it.

All Politicians do. Look at England, how their left betrayed their people for votes. They were even honest about it too.

Did you come to Sup Forums after #GamerGate rallied all the epic gamers to Sup Forums?

I used to love Jon Stewart before he became a blatant shill for the left.
I never really cared for Colbert even though I could see why people liked his old show.
I still like Maher though because he'll occasionally speak out against the liberal hordes only to be booed by his own audience.

Yeah, he's respectable for that but he's so haughty sometimes. Not as haughty as Colbert though

>Islam is great!!!!

Literally have nothing to offer modern society but cheap oil

Yeah nah my mane

>it's another Sup Forums "pls vote for my favorite pres candidate" episode

>mfw rich, white, atheist leftists support en masse refugee migration

You're saying that islam isn't the worst major religion on earth?

Oh I'm not questioning that, I know they're dirty barbarians. Im just saying why would liberals defend them to such an extreme when they hate gays, women and people that don't follow their ideals. I bet if white Christians were like this, the entire religion would be called for complete dismantlement.

I don't get why leftists are so frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Christian, but yet for some reason Muslim is a religion of peace and #NotAllMuslims and shit. I'm atheist too, but I have a couple people on facebook that will just post deplorable, hateful shit about Christianity, like one guy will always call Christianity a cult. These people will generalize an entire group and go for the jugular when attacking Christianity, but when it's Islam WELL UM UM THAT'S JUST THEIR CULTURE or THAT'S JUST THE RADICALS

Actually, I'm bisexual. I'm genuinely curious why Colbert wants to shill so hard for an ideology that just murdered gay people en masse and why he thinks he still has the right to pretend to be on our side after doing so.

He's right though.

Go back to your shithole called pol fucking trumpfag

The irony is, if cuckservatives could, they would hang all homosexuals.

cuckservatism = radical islam

They want the same kind of society.

That's depressing, is this why people hate politicians? Because they care about staying power more than the constituents that got them elected in the first place?

Muslims openly hate jews, they can't be that bad

This is the definition of what a strawman argument is, so bad so that I have to commend you on your reverse ironic posting.

I hate sandniggers and their shit-tier religion, I'm just sick of people acting like Christianity is just as bad.

yes, he was and still is funny

being a teenage non-conformist for no reason is trendy now more than ever

>Christians are so le dumb XD
>How dare you mock people who are even dumber and more fanatical >:[

Liberals only have hate for white people. All others get a free pass.

Basically the West won the game of Risk so fucking hard that they feel like whites were picking on a retard. So now everyone needs help because they're retarded and the Liberals are throwing the next round of the game because of it. It's hilariously condecending when you think about it. No one could compete with the west in war or technology and they slowely felt bad about it.

>But why?

Stop trying to apply logic to Liberal dogma.

You will only frustrate yourself.

If you weren't here for less than three years you'd remember that their would be threads following most episodes of Colbert report
I guess 2014 was the year where millennial liberalism became popular and the conservative Sup Forums counter culture was amplified and radiated through the gamergate fiasco

bro-- you're a fucking fool. you're the joke. a successful businessman running for president and captivating the nation is not a joke. a prominent individual that calls for strong borders, putting an end to the ridiculous illegal influx of ugly uneducated criminal shitbags pouring into our country, for more competent international dealmaking, for measures that protect us from the deluded fools that blow themselves up on trains and beat up women & gays to enjoy supposed carnal pleasures (sins) in heaven, is not a fool. it's unbridled courage and unapologetic executive decision making. it's a joke that we would have a man and later, his son in office. it's a joke that we would have a man and later, his fake wife in office. it's a joke that people continue to support the globalist clinton political machine. those are the demons. those are the devil. you've got to step back and wonder why the media doesn't have it in for these criminals like they do trump. but you don't. you take it at face value. hating trump is cool among the know-nothing leftist legion, and you haven't thought into why that is at all. you're just buying into the narrative, wholesale. and it's honestly disgusting. pissant

The color of shit races always take precedence for the leftist as they are far easier to control than a white faggot

>I don't get why leftists are so frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Christian, but yet for some reason Muslim
Because leftists hate themselves, and the West.

Let's just ignore all the culture, philosophy, and art religion contributed to the world.

>le magic sky daddehxD

>he believes in the two party system

See

If Islam was halfway decent answer this, ANYONE can answer this honestly.

If Islam was fine then why is and has every SINGLE majorly muslim+islamic country been nothing but a wartorn shithole with ass backward human/women/gay rights?

Why do they have the worst tourism on the planet?

Doesn't make your magical sky faggot real.

You quoted the wrong person. I'm on the Trump Train.

this, the "alt-right" Sup Forumstards generally want the same thing as islamists

>hate Jews
>hate "degeneracy"
>strong "traditional" values
>hate gays
>hate democracy
>hate women

it's like pottery

Maybe by the teenage newfags on here.

Colbert has always been a retarded hack.

Did you not read that I said Islam was the absolute worst major religion or something? Or did you get triggered by the phrase ideological virus?

ITT
Fuck off to

That's why the biggest icon of the alt-right is a proud faggot.

nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor

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>strawmaning this hard

I'm homosexual and right-wing.

Yep, you just summed up the major problem with politicians.

Ever heard the saying that the people most fit to rule avoid the positions where they would have the power to do so?

>Literal savages
>Easier to control

The real "non muslims" are the faggots that claim they tolerate anything the west stands for, and leftists will come to see this eventually. That is the only thing that gives me comfort throughout this fuckery.

Sup Forums hates Milo because he sucks black cock

I think Islam is like crack for brown idiots but you've some strawmanned to death any opposing post as being pro-Islam. Figure out who you're arguing before you click the post button.

you cant even counter my argument in a convincing manner! which implies you are likely genetically inferior to me when it comes to brain power! which means you are less likely to enact personal success in this world! which means my opinion holds more weight, shithead! get bent you asked for it!

>straight men are the most oppressed
This is literally liberals right now though, just so long as those straight men are Muslim.

Even funnier that that they're pushing it so hard on the corpses of 50 gay people.

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he's a goobergator so 'nuff said

Damn, is that a dumbledore quote?

I've been to Churches, Synagogues, and Mandirs. At each one of them you see people talking about their faith and how we should all try to love one another. Go to a Mosque and you find people talking about how much they absolutely despise Jews.

That doesn't mean most of the right wing likes you at all

This is extra weird because he's doing "seriously" what Jon Stewart used to satirize Glenn Beck for - while Beck thought he was finding real connections, Colbert thinks he's pwning him and showcasing Trump's ULTRA RIGHT WINGNESS ("even tho he's not even a real conservative lol, he gave hillary money, you nazis")

He might as well have drawned a star of david and it would make the same sense

This shit is anonymous, go back to facebook

How is it a strawman when im using the literal major countries that support it as my argument?

Its not a fucking strawman just because the answer is "Islam is fucking awful and ass backwards"

>Islam just happens to be the absolute worst major one.

Not at all, but definitely the loudest.

They're less likely to slaughter them at nightclubs over it.

Trump has a better history of supporting gays and trannies than Hillary could ever dream of.

Remember when all the bible thumpers got pissed because Trump said trannies should use whatever bathrooms they wanted?

Crazy left wing sjw radicals= Average moderate Liberal?
Both extremes are bad

What is, hinduism? Because it's the most ratarded?

>he's not a traditionalist

>b-but muh freedoms

Absolutely is the worst of the major ones.

>All major islam+muslim countries are shitholes and ass backward cultures

>All major christian/catholic/jewish are not.

Even India is less of a shithole and its a literal shithole.

>muh Muslim bogeyman

Like there haven't been dozens of Christian mass shooters.

Is Colbert a crazy left wing SJW radical? Because he's pushing this shit as hard as any of them.

If it goes against the white Christian identity, then they support it.

It's as simple as that.

>Islam may be the worst HOWEVER all religions are bad :^)

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>I don't get why leftists are so frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Christian, but yet for some reason Muslim

Because the core of Leftism, despite what the Left tells you, is about being anti-male, anti-White. anti-Christian and anti-West.
They CLAIM it's really about "tolerance" and "equality" and other bullshit, but that does not coincide with their opinions and actions.
The ONLY thing that unites their ideology is being anti-male, anti-White. anti-Christian and anti-West. This is what they ask themselves before they support a movement or perform an action. "Does it fuck over Whites, males and Christians?".
Once you realize this, the actions of Leftists make A LOT more sense.

There havent

>Crazy left wing sjw radicals= Average moderate Liberal?
Sadly, yes.

Dozens to what? Hundreds?

>There hasnt been a major rise in muslim terrorists in the western world in the past 5 years.

>Muslims are fine

>Major Muslim countries arent completely shit, wartorn, and ass backwards.

>mfw

Why is there so much Trump shilling in this thread?
Will Trump fags kill themselves in November?

How about christian suicide bombers? Do you fear going to a christian country? Do you fear bringing your daughter or sister there?

it's a dumb Sup Forums shill thread, what do you expect

not even Sup Forums related, fucking mods

>SJW's getting mad ITT