Papyrus accurately describes this thread

papyrus accurately describes this thread

>When you think "Hey I should exercise today" then remember no one will have sex with you regardless of your health or physique.

Finally, a real image to start the thread.

Didn't think you were angry. Just reminded me that apparently a lot of people throw controllers. Or maybe it's some sort of stereotype.
Luckily I can never be salty. I just become disappointed in myself.

Ill have some beer, that always makes me feel better than exercise.

that's a feel (I haven't known in over 2 years)

nah it's more common than you think
t. wobbles

I was angry at myself

Just evolve and eat tons of food / stop caring like me.
When I get wobbled I just fight it.
I'm always angry at myself.

I'm sure there are at least a few people out of the 7 billion alive

>"You will get fat though and no one will want to have sex with you"

What about how no one already wants to have sex with you?

There arent, otherwise I woulda already got my dick in them.

I beat the first ice climbers I ever played in tournament and he was PR'd in philly at the time. Icies don't bother me anymore.

I mean, I still hate wobbling, but my character wins that matchup.

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Hey fat then. Chubby guys are hot

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I don't think I've ever played against ICs in a tourney. Just don't have much experience, so I'm worse at avoiding it.
I mean, I play(ed) Peach, so my life isn't too rough.
That'll trigger him.

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>Nigger detected

Played well, I think fox beats icies harder than peach does. It's just harder to get on that level and easier for fox to mess up, it's a tech skill test.

tfw the worst

See: Hax vs. Nintendude that one time.
Bootiful.

Good flustered chubby guys are even hotter.

Whiter than sour cream

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or mango vs nintendude

that shit is rape

also I wore panties today since I forgot to do my laundry and ran out of underwear

glad I had the backup plan

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I doubt he could ever get chubby.
It seems to be something he despises very much.
Then again, that includes a lot of things.
[Insert name here] vs. Nintendude
What even. You one gay ass nigga, man.
My laundry should be finished now. Couldn't take a shower because no clean underwear.

This thread has given me the saddest boner in my life

nintendude actually has the best results of any icies recently, that's exactly why he has all those videos of him getting smashed by superhuman foxes

panties are comfy af my man, and being this gay is great

I'll chain him up in my basement and force feed him

tfw your dick cries cum

this fetish is not ok

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Yeah I was just making a joke based on a pattern of two things happening which isn't totally a pattern at all.
My one guilty pleasure is wearing beaters all the time.
So scandalous, isn't it?
That's nice, honey.

Hey Luc.

>beaters
I never imagined you were so manly. I own 0 of those.

Not manly, just comfy.
I wear them to class with a jacket over top so nobody even sees.
I could be wearing a beater right now, for all you know.

they seem like a pretty innately manly garment to me, not gonna lie

I wear a tshirt and a sweatshirt every single day of the year

Scarface wanted to lock me up in a dark room until the vitamin d deficiency made all my hair fall out so if anything mine is hardly and worse

Yeah but I'm not that manly. I really need more muscle.
And yeah cause yur a chubmaster and want to hide it.
Guess I'm joining that club too, then.

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>scarface
I don't remember that in the movie

>cause ur a chubmaster
stop reminding me god
I'm done eating more than twice a day

LOL I meant snarf

Don't worry; I'm in the same boat and sinking deeper.
Regrettably.

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my problem isn't yours, I don't have an addiction or anything, I'm just hungry ALL THE TIME

I'M NEVER EVEN THAT HUNGRY
MY BODY KNOWS THAT I'M A BITCH AND WILL GIVE IT FOOD

Everybody get chubby :3

man that really doesn't make any sense

I need to get a tapeworm

no fuck off you goddamn pervert

Kindly fuck off.
I need to sew my mouth shut.

How rude.

>Get tapework
>Katia fucks his yukky butthole again
>Tapeworm slides up katia's peehole.

well now let's not go THAT far, you can't suck dick then

Mean :c

Hello

That's never been a big concern, so this plan still seems alright.
That's definitely somebody's fetish.

No matter how much I eat and exercise I cant seem to gain or lose the 138-142 lb range.

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boobs arent welcome here

btw same

Kinda wanna listen to music but I feel like total shit.

fat is awful

It's a concern for me. Also I really like talking and singing.

>boobs arent welcome here
this is what we call spite

You're right, it's certainly not "mean" to get off from other people's suffering.
I thought essentially the same thing. I proved myself wrong.
The more I think about this plan, the more perks there are. I don't need to talk or sing anyways. Let me find a needle.

cool

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You just need perseverance. I haven't been able to break 150 since highschool and only in the last few months have I been able to get over 160

I made pretzels.

Hey you play overwatch, you kinda need to talk to do that.

No motivation

Soft ones?

You're kidding, right?
I'm always silent. Even when I was playing with AM and Spawn and miscellaneous people.

Why so shy?

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I'm not shy.
It's just how it be.
Plus the last time I was in a Discord chat people always complained about hearing my mouse clicks all the time.

I'll take "push to talk" for 200, alex

and you're clearly shy.

what do you think virtual reality will hold in the future when we truely link our brains with the virtual world and everything seems so real?

Gross ass bluemoon

Yes.

Also how tall is Nibi again? Weight never means as much without height.

I've never done Discord before and I had just had to make an account and I didn't know how to do that even though it'd be a good idea.
I mean I talked when I played Left 4 Dead back in my earlier days. Just not feeling it.

>Decaffeinated Coffee

nibbles is 5'10

maybe you're just a perpetual sadboy

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Who cares

I guess that's pretty important. I gave up after highschool and then recently started swimming at my university and occasionally hitting the gym if no one was around. You just have to slowly start until it just becomes a habit. I quite refreshing from my usual habits at first and that's what made me stick with it. If you aren't satisfied with your weight than that should be enough motivation to at least start doing something. When you perform any aerobic exercise your brain release endorphins so if you start it gets easier to stick with it over time

>You just have to slowly start until it just becomes a habit.
No

Oh he's mega manlet mode.

Talking is useless in quick play, anyways.
And I'll never use Discord enough to figure it out.

Well then you can't complain if you don't want to put the effort into it. The only other option then would be steroids

>mega manlet mode
>I'm 5'8
;____;

oh yeah you don't play comp ever

No

Your choice then

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Well it all seems the same to me.
You're right, I need to get shorter.

I haven't played a single game.
The group of AM/Spawn/others tried to queue comp, but I hadn't done placements, so we were stuck until I messaged Spawn about it.

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yeah you're never going to be the cute shota bf if you're a giant

man though I feel fucking fat rn

>having the censored version
Are you even old enough to be here?

pet that pussy

Why don't I have fresh, new and wet pussy everywhere I go?
It's better left as a dream.
Don't even get me started on feeling fucking fat rn. I'm about to go off.

Old enough to know my dreams of getting sex are gone.

Because you're a nasty gay.

no dude you're not even close to as GROSS AND FAT as I am man

literally considering shooting myself in the gut so they have to carve some of my fat out in the ER

I'm not gay.
Nigga I've gone from 146 to 165 now, seriously in the span of 5 or 6 months.
This shit ain't fun. It's nass T.

>getting sex
Haha, your comments bring me confidence in life.

>Using cavemen-units
>2016
KYS

that's literally like 15 pounds heavier than me, not that long ago I weighed 160 pounds, and I'm SEVEN INCHES SHORTER THAN YOU

Don't worry too much about it; I have low standards.

Whenever I have confidence I lose and then never have confidence ever again.