God exists

God exists.

No

*begins to stick his hands in your underwear*. "Let God love you, my son". *bends you over, and savagely fucks your monkeyhole* "Praise Jesus!!"

there is no proof faggot
AHA YOU WERE BRAINWASHED BY YOUR IDIOT PARENTS, KEK

I believe in cheesus crust. The only true god.

God is a construct invented by human beings. You have nothing beyond that, OP.

Nothing.

Why do I always want to troll these threads from the perspective of god existing? Does that make me gay?

holy shit....dubl dubz

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You were gay before these threads existed

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behold

You've made the claim, burden of proof is on you

the only true god is Sup Forums itself

nice try, padre.

fail yer

If dubs I attend church on sunday

>implying the moon landing wasn't staged

Found the diabetic

low quality b8.
this shit is probably going to hit the bump limit so i guess you have that

3D5ED60

Dubs

Hail Satan!

What you sound like

I bestow dubs upon this thread.

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