ITT: Sup Forums decides what I name my son.
Choose from these:
A: James (Jim)
B: Eric
C: William (Bill)
D: Liam
E: Jack
>F: Other (specify)
ITT: Sup Forums decides what I name my son
Nicholas Smith
Angel Rogers
Ferguson lmao
Jacob Perez
Dick
Kayden Anderson
F: danzig
Nathan Roberts
F: Cole
Evan Phillips
Saint John Las Vegas
Carter Hall
F: Zangief
Jason Johnson
tito dick dick man
Andrew Edwards
Jim
Ryan Stewart
F. Jamal
Liam Rogers
F: Frodo McFuckface
Jonathan Sanchez
B: Eric
Brody Scott
F: Harambe
Thomas Baker
F: Benedict cumberbatch
Joshua Parker
a) for sure.
Dominic Watson
E : pepe
Colton Smith
D
Tyler Ramirez
fuckboy name
Carson Kelly
other: nigger jim
John Gomez
F: Cornelius
Ryan Harris
VAVTIMEL
or perhaps
MOTAHK
Colton Butler
F: Tarkus
Brandon Martin
F. Tyrone
Josiah Harris
F. baby mcbabyface
Gavin Hall
F:Hugh mungus
Adam Davis
Bill
Brandon Martin
F. Jack burpus
Joseph Ramirez
>have kid
>name him fus ro dah
>kids ask his name
>???
>profit
Justin Hill
E: Jack Wo
Parker Gray
Obvious Denis.
I am Denis myself.
Nicholas Lopez
F: Adolf
Justin Perry
A, B, or C.
I am William, brother is James, cousin is Eric. These are all solid names but its statistically proven that Williams get on average 700 times more pussy than identical men with different names.
Google it if you don't believe me.
Ian Wright
Throckmorton Hollingsworth Poindexter
William Hall
Donald
Nathan Flores
Me again. Just wanted to chime in, for the love of fucking Christ, do not name your son "Liam", that is beyond gay. At least if you name him William he can always choose to go by Liam later but he probably won't unless he turns out to be a huge faggot.
Ethan Cook
Dubs don't lie.
Christopher Brooks
F: Osama
Aaron Cook
...
Hunter Thomas
I'm gonna propose a few alternate options, but unlike the other faggots posting F, these aren't jokes or memes.
>Theodore
>Alec
>Victor
Isaac Rodriguez
Æthelwulf
David Martinez
Aeolus
Adam Garcia
Titodickdickmanbaby
Nicholas Perez
Liam because Irish.
Luis Harris
William is Irish too
Eli Garcia
F: Adolf H. yoursurname
Jace Reyes
Billiam Billerton
Aaron Brooks
Jack or Eric
Also this:
Adrian Jenkins
Depends on your last name. Basically, if it starts with a consonant, his 1st name should end with a vowel sound.
Also,if it's a short simple last name, a longer 1st name will flatter it, and vice versa.
Benedict Cumberbatch is bad, as is Bill Weld.
Benedict Green, and Joe Anderson is also good.
The combination of the 2 names should roll off the tongue, if possible. If it's nice to say, they will.....
(Said the man with 4 sons).
Zachary Rogers
Thick dick rick
Ryan Baker
I'd avoid Alec. I'm an Alec and everyone gets it confused with Alex and it's really annoying.
Joseph Martin
Why not change your name then?
Kayden Reyes
It isn't THAT annoying, just annoying enough to warn against it is all.
Oliver Perry
F: Ian
Joshua Lewis
OP here. Thanks for the tips.
Robert Hill
F: Horse
Christian Lewis
Off by one
Asher Murphy
You got it.