Drinking thread gentlemen. Don't hold back on me now

Drinking thread gentlemen. Don't hold back on me now.

Scientifically, alcohol is a solution.

Drinking birthday story incoming

What would you suggest to someone who really doesn't like the taste of beer hates wine and all hard liquor

Technically, its also an answer to most problems.

Honestly Id just suggest some simple cocktail introductions. usually they can be incredibly sweet and tasty. And if you feel up to it, you can slowly advance yourself into more harsher and advanced drinks.

>21st birthday
>Try to throw a party
>Invite my friends and my sister
>They all say they'll be there
>Best friend since high school shows up
>We start burning through our alcohol
>Sister shows up
>Brings 10 of her friends who I know
>Music and shit starts
>People smoking weed in the back
>Me and my friend inside watching tv
>Waiting
>Eventually no one shows who I invited besides him and my closer friend/sisters boyfriend
>Were all drunk
>Sister says sorry no one showed up
>Smash a bottle into my patio, glass flies into the pool
>Jump in my car
>Drive to another close friends house
>Hes supposed to be at a funeral
>Knock on his door and he opens
>I ask him why he didnt come
>Calls me a dick for going to his house
>See hes playing the battlefield on xbox i lent him that he "lost"
>Grab my game from his xbox and he's yelling at me
>Grab his case of Corona from his counter on my way out
>He tries to stop me but Im bigger than him so he fails
>Get home
>Hug my sister
>Thanks everyone who showed anyways
>Give my best friend who came the beer and the game
>Eventually passed out and everyone went home around 4 am
>Got tons of texts from those who came wishing me happy birthday/giving me compliments
>block/remove the dick that stole my battlefield game
>End up with new friends
Fun times

Old pic but i'm drinking a martini right now

Holy badassery of badassery . New friends though. What new battlefield was it? haha

Stop being a pussy & grow a pair
Mix with gatorade. It will kill the alcohol taste & keep u hydrated. Also krack & coke is the tits.

waaaaaaay to much olive.

Found the faggot! Suck some dick instead, women do it, men do it, so it can't be that bad and it sure suits you well.

What about this root beer shit and the hard cider. Any good?

doing double shots of rum well i wait for my food to show up.

Day two of sobriety after drinking away nearly every night of the last ten years. A drink sounds so fucking good right now.

I'm with you user

Hard cider is bretty gud depending on the brand. Angry orchard & stella are god-tier since they only use apples. Redds or mikes are shit since they use malt in their dri ks

The mans drink.

got some cheap ass beer

i had to be clean for a month because i was drinking really heavy my liver was elevated.

Able to drink again but can't chug a whole fucking 1 liter anymore.

I put myself on a month long drinking ban. I do it whenever I fuck up bad enough while drunk. Basically
>got super wasted
>get kicked out of strip club for being too drunk
>its like a 20 min walk from my house
>I think its pretty straight forward
>walking for a little bit down familiar road
>all of a sudden I am in a dark residential area walking
>look at my watch
>been walking for 2hrs
>find a street sign but no ave on it
>"I must have blacked out while walking"
>My phone is fucking dead
>well I try flagging down cars for 5 mins
>ambulance sees me and stops
>tell them what has happened they call a cab for me
>I apologize 6 or so times
>cab shows up give him the address
>get home at 4:30am
>turns out I ended up going 40 blocks off course

Damn, haven't seen that picture used as the OP for a while.

Currently drinking celebratory armagnac (still, if you were in the last thread). I had a bottle of vin jaune with dinner also.

How's everyone doing this fine night?

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Cool gonna try them thanks user have some boobs.

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Three garbage ass shit tier whiskey/rum bottles right there.

a REAL man would say NO to PEER PRESSURE and i am that MAN

A real human bean

Please don't lump that sour mash shit in with real whisky. It has it's place, I guess.

Pic related but not what I'm drinking because fuck if I can afford that.

Classy

Cheers for the tits and dubs checked
Gonna bump with this weird shit i found a few weeks ago. It was ok i guess.... anyone here tried it before?

Battlefield 4, I had just bought it and was leaving the state so I let him borrow it for a week.

Guess what country I'm from.

American because not even canucks drink that shit

Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree
Oh no sir, I must say you're young
Won't you listen to me?