I'm prettty sure Tarzan has fucked a lot of Apes and animals. Why did Jane never think of this?

I'm prettty sure Tarzan has fucked a lot of Apes and animals. Why did Jane never think of this?

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Cause she's not a racist???

I never thought of this but that's because I was too young when I saw the disney tarzan.

But it is obvious now.

why are you thinking about this?

>it's ok to fuck animals
Adam please fuck off.

that hairline is not forgiving

probably turned Jane on she wouldnt want to deal with a gross virgin

because I wmwas thinking what he has been doing half his life in the jungle before he met his waifu.

yeah but you can't like be okay with not fucking an animal but still be okay with eating it you just haven't thought this through as much as i have

How does Tarzan shave?

That actually makes sense. Is the gorilla society monogamous? Was he engaged to a gorilla qt? Was he a Chad or a beta human boy?

Your life is illusion.

and your grammar is shit

I don't eat my animals alive.
But you fuck your animals alive.

That's the difference between us Adam


fucking wake up

sharp rock

Why doesn't batman just rape tarzan?

A legend says that AIDS was spread by Tarzan to human society

He doesn't

to me it's actually strange that he finds Jane attractive.

He grew up his whole life in an ape society....

would you find apes attractive if you grew up in a human society?

>would you find apes attractive if you grew up in a human society?
B L A C K E D

Possibly a Chad. Gorilla penises are like 2 inches average, so his human cock would seem absolutely gigantic in comparison.

Attraction isn't learned, it's mostly instinctual.

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imagine if a hot alien babe who is way smarter than you suddenly descended from the sky

Damn, imagine being Tarzan and be like one with nature and every animal is your friend.

All that beast puss yo

george george george of the receding hairline

Tarzan was breastfed.

yfw you understand that the AIDS are cause of him

>Why did Jane never think of this?
She did.
She wanted to be fucked just like them.
"Fuck me like a literal ape, Tarzan."

>teenage boy growing up around animals
>No women anywhere

Yeah he fucked animals. Mind you he thinks he's an animal so guess it isn't wrong.