Get bit by spider

>get bit by spider
>see this

What do I do? ;-;

You shave your legs? lol. die.

Get to a clinic dumbfag

amputate it

Why are your toes so long wtf

Chris?

I'm being serious life or death here

Your toes are more crooked than Shillary, the fuck?
Get a pedicure or whatever it's called.

spidertoes

Get a new foot, looks fucked, spider bite will be fine.

Most spider bites are relatively harmless and will be fine after a few days.

However, you have some nasty feet so that spider did you a favor. Amputate.

Amputate ur leg

If your foot is NOT swollen (If that is its normal size), and it was NOT a black widow, relax, you will live. Just put some ice on it. (Even if it IS a black widow, death is highly unlikely and super rare)

thanks doc

it's the angle lel

Walk it off.

Also, Hi Mike! How's OKC these days?

You change your floor and buy a new rug... wtf, get out of the 70's... or out of your mom's basement...

Just cut it off man, your feet are already a lost cause.

As a guy with a foot fetish, i would actually cut that abomination off for you and burn it.

Ugh, cut the whole fucking foot off, it was a loss before the spider came around anyway

Fix your disgusting toenails and lose weight you fat nasty fuck no wonder you got bit by a spider it thought you were a pile of trash and wanted to live on you

HAHAHAHAHA

>mfw that made my night
>mfw i have no face

Your ok cupcake

Cut it off and start new. it'll grow back.

fuck of newfag

kek

He actually said
>mfw I have no face
He has literally proven himself to be older than almost everybody on here who fails to say that whenever they use
>mfw
You fucking stupid newfag

samefaging this hard

also you can see the
>mfw
on any best of Sup Forums thread so choke on a tranny dick

FUCKING KEK

Michelob Lite?

Jesus Fucking Christ

Get yourself a decent beer

No wonder your toenails are disgusting

Only a worthless fat fuck loser drinks Lite beer, probably a closeted homosexual as well

Disgusting