So how bad is this gonna bomb

So how bad is this gonna bomb

>everyone watches it to see how bad it is
>movie ends up being box office smash hit
>critics blackmailed by violent feminists
>movie ends up with 82% on RT

what are you sexist?
how dare you assume the poor financial performance of this masterful box office hit before it has been released!
is it because you hate women?

ive seen the future

>I'd rather beat my wife until she cries up bloody diarrhea than watch this stinking pile of crystallized queefs!
Jesus Christ, Sup Forums defends this guy?

Im going watching it for Hemsworth. Seems hilarious in every bit hes in

A woman who hates women, whom let me think...

no

The one thing that is sadly, terribly guaranteed is that it'll be above 80% on RT. It just will. With all this backlash everyone, mostly males, will be deathly afraid to slam it. Every single female reviewer will rate it fresh.

>seeing or not seeing this movie is now a political statement
>just want to see if it's even halfway decent
I want to sit in a dark room with air conditioning and vaguely pay attention, not plant my flag in a debate.

People will see it out of morbid curiosity.

Every one will agree that it is garbage.

...

I dont know. It will be terrible like every melissa mccarthy movie but someone must see them because they keep getting made

Looks like my mom's dildo tb.h

is there anyone who actually likes this giant ugly negress?

Spy was actually pretty good.

It's gotten "cool" to hate on the new Ghostbusters. So I'm definitely gonna watch it now.

ugly negresses i guess

>Movie bombs
>It's a critical and commercial failure
>Sup Forums falls in love with it, calls anybody who dislikes it a pleb

^^^^^^^^^^^^

T H I S

It will make back its budget but not even near what they spent on marketing it.

lol, that might happen

SJWs, of you course, because diversity.

It will be praised by all under the threat of being called a misogynists. Oh, what times we live in.

is this possible?

Yes... wat, we don't go to Sup Forums now? lel

People will go to the cinema in droves to see it "ironically".
All negative reviews will be publicly shamed by militant feminists and nu-males.
Contrarians here will push the "it's actually not that bad" meme.
Hundreds of millions in box office.

Back to the Future female reboot is next.

Nah 27% and thats being generous

please screencap this

LESLIE JONES AS MARTY

>BTTF reboot set in modern times
>Marty travels back to the 90s
Oh fuck that's actually going to happen, isn't it

good lord. It's like shes shoving my own phallus back in my face. It's clear who's in charge here.

Financially it'll do okay. The reception will be fucking AMAZING with people praising it as the second-coming....for about a week. Then everyone who was paid to review it well will suddenly not want to discuss it anymore. Is there really any doubt shady shit is gonna go down after they literally blackmailed Murray to talk about it positively?

Pattiposting is going to be huge.

>deathly afraid to slam it

it seems there's enough twitter activist nu-males as RT "reviewers" that this will get 80% solely due to them, regardless of how many are afraid to give a bad review

it seems to have some good effects

HOWEVER

everything else is just pure shit, i hope it does really bad

Nah. There are plenty of movies that were meant to pander and ended up failing

>30% women

LONDON

make it stop

In any case they are going to travel to the 80's just to throw nostalgiafucks back.

Also, the 90's are a decade with no personality whatsoever, just like today, so it would be boring.

>Sexism is BAD but Alexander Skarsgard is NAKED!

No way, sci-fi is the number 1 draw for female viewers. Surprised more films haven't done this yet.

It cost 150 million before marketing which unironically has insulted 50% of it's intended viewership and releases in the same month as:

BFG
Tarzan
Secret Life Of Pets
Star Trek
Jason Bourne
Bad Moms

It is fucked and that is why Sup Forumseddit scum are so confident that it will fail because they have seen this song and dance before with DmC.

>LGBT pop culture guide
Not even gay but that's pretty fucking annoying
>Here's a guide to a pop culture that literally isn't for you. If it was, you'd be reading a magazine specifically for LGBT pop culture..

>Don't sexualize us, here's some pics of a hot naked guy

How do these places stay in business?

>A decade were Tupac and Bigger were still alive and in their prime

>No personality

T. Gen Y'er

Porn parody when

Do femanons have sweety feets?

>And that sexist backlash

No, it just looks like fucking shit.

It doesn't matter how well this movie does, you faggots will always insist that it failed because the "SJW marketing blitz" should have earned it more.

June 24(Friday)
>Free State of Jones
>Independence Day: Resurgence
>The Neon Demon
>The Shallows
July 1(Friday)
>The BFG
>The Legend of Tarzan
>The Purge: Election Year
July 8(Friday)
>Cell
>Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates
>The Secret Life of Pets
July 13(Wednesday)
>The Infiltrator
July 15(Friday)
>Ghostbusters
July 22(Friday)
>Ice Age: Collision Course
>Lights Out
>Star Trek Beyond
July 27(Wednesday)
>Nerve
July 29(Friday)
>Bad Moms
>Jason Bourne

It's literally double-thing bruh. It's not objectifying when it's a man.

>implying people that buy entertainment magazines demand standards

>Le rap is culture, smoke weed evryday xd

kys

Set it in Seattle, you've got Cobain/grunge, the growth of Starbucks/second-wave coffee shops, the birth of the Web, etc.

90s had plenty of character

>Game of Thrones
Further proof those generals are cancer and need to be purged once more.

YA bc 90's nostalgia isn't popular...

>you know his name

What did he mean by this?

>Sup Forums doesn't realize that the "feminist" nonsense built around the movie is meant as a built in excuse for its eventual failure: IT'S ALL MEN'S FAULT

The producer of this turd has already positioned herself as a "winner" of the Jew game.

Never. Bestiality doesn't sell.

...

>It's clear who's in charge here.
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

June 24(Friday)
>Free State of Jones
No
>Independence Day: Resurgence
Yes, fuck yes
>The Neon Demon
No
>The Shallows
No
July 1(Friday)
>The BFG
No
>The Legend of Tarzan
No
>The Purge: Election Year
Shitty horror sequel, no
July 8(Friday)
>Cell
No
>Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates
No
>The Secret Life of Pets
No
July 13(Wednesday)
>The Infiltrator
No
July 15(Friday)
>Ghostbusters
FUCK no.
July 22(Friday)
>Ice Age: Collision Course
Hell no.
>Lights Out
No
>Star Trek Beyond
Maybe trailer looks gay
July 27(Wednesday)
>Nerve
No
July 29(Friday)
>Bad Moms
Fuck no
>Jason Bourne
BWEE BWEE

So like 3 movies out of the whole summer worth watching, holy fuck Cinema is dead.

>hip hop
>good

>Independence Day
>""""Cinema"""

eat my shorts

>Neon Demon
>no

you are in the wrong place friend

who not just stream it for free?

>likes meme rock bands but not memerap

Knew someone would say this.

Fuck Nicholas whatever the fuck Refn, his movies are pretentious garbage drivel.

You need to go back

>meme music
>bad

>pretentious

I bet you think calling things you can't comprehend hipster and fedora are valid criticisms, huh? Kill yourself Sup Forumsedditor

/not even a Refn fan

Literally any other black lady would have been a better choice.

Are you retarded? Just the music of the 90s alone had a ton of character.

>30% female

What a horrible prediction. I bet you think baneposting is dead

more like semen demon

it'll go either the way of the annie remake or the way of the 21 jump street movie reboot

WOULDVE PREFERRED PRECIOUS TBQHWY
FAMALAMBO

Leslie Jones has to lean over since she's a giant.

It's supposed to save Sony Pictures' disastrous year
It won't

>can't comprehend.

His schtick is so easy to tell. He's a one trick pony. The man's simplistic formula is to have a regular story thrown in with ultraviolent scenes "to somehow seem different, oh look, how original! how artistic!" and characters behaving oddly and obscure to a retro-futuristic soundtrack, a la Drive, and Only God Forgives. Throw in some telepathy too and you got yourself a Refn film.

To put it simply, throw in some weird shit with tons of violence to an obscure soundtrack and call it "art".

Fuck Refn and fuck you.

>So how bad is this gonna bomb

It won't, which is the vastly more disappointing fact because people are fucking stupid.

>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all

with amy pascal behind it, it has to fail else the gamergate biopic movie is next and it's gonna dwarf cuntbusters in terms of controversy and media shilling

Actually yes I would have preferred her

Be awful, do great.

>It's supposed to save Sony Pictures' disastrous year

why do the need saving every year?

The Interview was god awful but the shit they spun to get it attention worked.

>behaving obscure

Confirmed fucking idiot

>To put it simply

You don't have any other mode.

>have picture called feminism saved on pc for over a year
>looks similar to movie poster

The women who come here are either camwhores or lurkers. There's a copypasta about how women and men are on equal footing on Sup Forums as long as they don't make a big deal of their gender.
I hate all the attention GB is getting but can't wait to see the fireworks next month.

The only stuff printing money for Sony are James Bond, Spiderman and Will Smith. This year don't have any of this and everything else from them is tanking
Expect a crossover with them in the next future though

It gets one weekend to itself, then has to go against a new Ice age and Star Trek movie.

THE FIRE RISES

YOU MUST BE JERRY

HEEEYY

I haven't heard anyone talking about it and I often associate with retards.
My say is that it will bomb maybe not spectacularly but bomb regardless.

t. delusional feminist

I think the stupid amount of publicity that NEETs have given it will backfire. Yall faggots made too big of a deal about it and now it will at least make a decent amount.

>that mystery hand touching kirsten wig vagina
this is not sexual innuendo according to feminisim

NIGGA how you become so fat dat you attract the moon a little closer every day,
dis bitch so fat dat she turn an escalator into a trip to da earth's core,
nigga all you godda do is just stop eating 23 times a day
damn son just stop stuffin your fatass with shit and go exercise instead of being XXXstrasize

>Spiderman vs James Bond vs Hancock will happen in your lifetime

Nice job Sup Forums you gave this film a billion dollars of free marketing now everyone will want to see how bad it is and also donate to Women in Film foundation so it'll open to 100 million. Enjoy.

>Every single female reviewer will rate it fresh.
RT is like 92% male.