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It's Saturday edition.

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Dunners reporting. Did you win Lotto, user?

Ranui starwars party in the house, how was your saturday boyz? Mine was a fucken nightmare

Nope fuck.

Why are IDs even gone?

Question is why don't they remain?

The mrs went hundies for the kids party

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Sup pussssiieesssss
West Auckland Rep

What part of west bro

>yoda soda

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why wasn't I invited?

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Mate i dont even know who you are, do ya live out west/ranui? Shulda said something in last nights thread mate

Mean skidda tho g

Spot the brown kid lol. Tokoroa reporting in

Thanks mate i took my son out for some skids and drifts afterwards haha it started rainin and he was asking, couldnt help myself gotta do the birthday skids, was the highlight of me day

youtube.com/watch?v=btJOoxP7MQk

Did anyone watch the Star Trek movie on Maori TV last night? It was awesome

Otaki here

Don't upload your kids to Sup Forums you pleb

How do you know their mine?

DONT POST PICS OF OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ON Sup Forums YOU DUMB FUCK

How do you know they're yours?

better than tinder! plenty of horny nz sluts of your city on qtx.de/lz

what's up niggers? North Shore representing!

No I mean it looks like there is only one brown kid at the table

Dude just delete it.

I was paranoid due to drug use and we got both tested

Ahh i see yea to make it even funnier its my mates stepson, and my mate is white

Usually unnecessary to test the mother

Both kids

the kids you dolt.....

Is it true that new-Zealanders fuck goats or sheep?
If so, is it legal, and can I do it?

I wish IDbro came to my birthday part ;-;

Happy?

South auckland checking in, I actually am so mad about the fact i own a nice asf skyline that would rip anything but a gtr and yet i always get shit bc its a boat

Lol sounds weird
Also spot the asian

Yeah, sorry I wasn't the dude having a foal over it but it's just easier lmao

I like 33s mate, who gives a shit what people think, also post a pic mate wanna see your beast, im assuming 33 as you said boat which they very much arent

m8, you're not in initial-D. You're a joke who spends more on his car than he gives his mum for rent. You're not a street racer, you're a joke.

Hahaha yea mate shes a diverse area ole ranui

better than tinder! plenty of horny nz sluts of your city on qtx.de/lz

Just needed a nigger and you would have a set

hey otaki, keen for a spot? levin here

Grew up in pram

I was born on the main street of the Levin city.

Inna house though.

I was born in Matmata.
Moved around a shit load as a kid though.

What are ur hobbies or interests then sex pest?

Matamata not otaki, are you a saucy native girl?

If you are, do you like luxury sedans?

*now

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I don't get enough sex to be a pest.
And I didn't think pretending you're Paul Walker is a hobby and certainly not interesting.
Are you going to Caffeine and Classics tomorrow or are you only interested in 10 year old cars?
sorry for the unwarranted attack. I lived in south Auckland for a while and the 'street racers' infuriate me.

Paying premium price for a massively over rated car

I live in levon am in otaki at the moment

I'm so white I make the Queen look like Queen Latifa
I disappear in the snow
I could go to my wedding naked
xbox live wont let me play Black Ops
I could use cocaine as foundation
I make a marshmellow look tan
I don't even have a shadow.

Not the guy you are replying to, I am working on old old cars and modern commercial trucks with my Dad.

I hate these car people who don't know what they are talking about. Why are there so many dumbasses who talk technical incorrectness, but think they are an automotive encyclopedia? One guy I know thinks if you strap together two 13b rotary engines you get an rb26 nissan engine ffs.

Car community retards are at one quarter of the total group.

Gun community was way better, only like 1 in 10 guys were idiots. I had one guy tell me his mates 9mm-08 wildcat could shoot your dick off at 4 kilometers away.

I might just go back to guns, less idiots.

Also if you are a car enthusiast with no tools and can't do your own repairs, KYS

Plus I grew up in pram. Never lived in Otaki.

What you up to down there?

Wanna walk up trig tomorrow?

totally agree with you. Idiots who drive around Onehunga, in complete pieces of shit who have no self respect and think they are Jay-Z with sense of how inconsiderate they are. I'm going to the hop tomorrow with my mate who as a '69 Impala.

Chur bro. I love chevys, it sort of runs in the family.

I want to get a crate 350 for my '01 v6 commodore. I got this car with a blown engine for 500 bucks, fixed it, now I have a 4-6k car that owes me less than 1500.

don't want to stay at home, don't want to go out

so fucking bored

I'm no petrol head but i respect anyone who does things with passion. The skyline mug above isn't interested in cars he's interested in what he think he looks like in a car. Basically a shallow fuck.

better than tinder! plenty of horny NZ sluts of your city on qtx.de/lz

I'm looking for a wife that can squeeze out 5-7 kids and has motivation to exercise, and doesn't mind being a full time housewife.

Can you help me out?

One and done lmao

Does anyone want to crusade against muslims and meth dealers with me?

I am looking for the exact opposite in a wife. One who will stay fat and insecure but will go to work for me while I stay home and play video games.

Reporting in.

What's good bros? What's everyone drinking tonight?

Like I'd let you close your legs. As soon as you lean over to tie your shoelace, BAM +1 for humanity.

Hrrrrrrrnnnngh

Raro and noodle water.

I just drank a 8.5% home brew and now I'm ready for bed lol wbu

Kek

G'day Uke.

Noodles are fattening with zero nutrition, raro is the same although it has a small amount of synthetic vitamin C to appear healthy

But how did you know?!

Anything is possible after putting Milo on baked beans, and if it's anyone, it's you.

Obvious af.

>tfw that was actually delicious.

The first one wasn't me.

If noodles had 0 nutrition I would be dead from malnutrition because I exclusively eat noodles.

I got told this girl I was asking about wasn't my type, she was only into 'gangster' guys and doesn't have problem harshly rejecting guys (oh thanks for trying to spare me the embarrassment)

This girl got caught in towbar and dragged a short distance by her last BF, so she moved from waikato back to hometown further south. Has been caught up in meth epidemic and probably dated a few scumbag guys. You know I just want to talk and see what she's like, maybe she wants to live a normal life.

Now the guy with 3 ak47's isn't gangster enough but w/e lol

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Stop dating black people.

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kek

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who are these cum plums?

Are you the violin guy?

(You)

Choice Bro TAFE

Uke played the violin when he was younger?

>Levin city
That's cute.

that is so cute

fuck seems pretty dope man
give the mrs something sweet

I know lol I'm just trying to have pride in my community.

It's just like most of rural NZ, so small everyone knows each other.

Pram did suck though, toffee nosed cunts. It's a dog town now,

Where da dunedin nudes at?