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First for the true hero of the series.

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Bran x Meera purest and most holy union.

Melisandre hottest 30+ in the show

Any leaks yet?

Preston

Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/

this
i hate danny's arc

Daenerys and Jon are twins. This is most likely, actually. I know it seems far fetched at this point, but its true.

A TRAITUHS BASTID???

I want to lick Meera's poopchute

HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

climbing in your windows

no they are both children of a stark and a valyrian though

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And then Cersei and Jaime pull him into the naked wrestling.

First for fuck off with your Facebook-tier normie pandering plebshit.

Yes yes, well done Robb, well done...

HOWEVER

What happens when this next episode comes around and either no stannis or they show his body? Will stannis fags still be in denial?

Azor Jon

EXPLAIN THIS MEME

FROM PARTS UNKNOWN

She killed based Drogo and based Rhaego though. Immediately makes her not the hero.

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missed opportunity

Edmure looks so happy there

Daily reminder that fredposting is reddit

you made 1 (one) vital mistake
and now, I shall truly become A Game of Thrones

Last night I dreamed of her.

She was a demon, but her appearance was identical except she had filed teeth/fangs.

She served the Great Other and she was leading an army (unsure who they were) but they weren't actually doing anything because she wanted to kill everyone by herself. That's all I remember.

He was going to be a vegetable anyway

Why do i keep watching this shit show?

>wanting dothraki savages to conquer the world

Man that edit is really something. Look how cute she is otherwise.

HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES

no

>implying Dothraki are any worse than Westerosi men at war

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I'm back

>Keep this bandage on and don't drink
>Rips off bandage and drinks
>OMG you poisoned Drogo

>Under no circumstances enter this tent
>Goes into the tent
>OMG you killed my baby!

MMD was framed. Framed I say!

Ok. Ok. I just saw episode 9.

I'll leave this

>Well done ramsey bolton, well done
>however

*cuts to black*
and who are you

>comparing one shitty situation to another as if there isn't a third option

snatching your people up?

Go be a meme loving fuck somewhere else.

OF THE POISON CREOSOTE

Yes, they are much worse.

snapping my spine up

You sure about that?

What is this?
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CIA CAVALRY CHARGE HYPE!!!

fucking your shit up

Remind me again why Beric Dondarrion was sent away by Ned Stark?

Holy shit! Post leak!!

Sansan tomorrow!

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yep

>tfw you will never see littlefinger charging into battle against the boltons with a sword in hand

and that was an exceptional case of brutality

that's how the dothraki operate all the time

>blessed down south so i pull it right out
>i saw your pecker, what kind of god has a pecker that small
>got yourself taken prisoner, even heard you got no cock
>im going to gallivant right over and give it to daenerys targaryen along with my big cock

how many penis jokes so far this season am I missing others?

What do you think her asshole smells like?

Jon and Meera are twins

And are both cousins of Dany

Who is half Baratheon

GOAT GoT episode?
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Today even my normie friends talked about how shit this show became since season 4.

dutch brownies

Yes

night kings got bran marked hes gonna hunt him down and give it to him hard

because we're all masochists.

How about that time a brother fled the white walkers only to immediantly be decapitated by Ned?

Is this real?

But I'm seeing it right now, in that picture.

I'm not sure if I get what it's about desu

WHAT THE FUCK POST THE LEAK NOW

I've noticed (You) Senpai

Because the Westerosi consider raping and murdering crimes? Just because they are bad actors (Gregor and Tywin) doesn't mean the norms they are violating don't exist.

shes dutch so probably weed, id lick her everywhere she would like me to

shit

It was something that occurred all throughout the War of Five Kings and after it and is the reason the Brotherhood exists.

I see you ignored the part where he then kept going past the Wall, which makes him a deserter. Desertion is a death penalty offense in our own world.

thanks for the epilepsy warning dick head
I'm typing this from the floor now, one leg is broken because I fell on it and snapped it
It hurts if I try to move it

they're gonna kill ghost too this season, aren't they?

fucking bastards. ghost hasn't even been with Jon since he left the wall, yet they'll make him be there somehow just so they can kill him off. Kill off ALL the direwolves for those fucking stupid dragons and we STILL will only see maybe 3 minutes of them in a season. This is so bullshit. And I bet Ghost will go out like a bitch too. Like in a way that doesn't even make any fucking sense. Shaggydog gets offscreened and Summer went full retard and died killing 0 wights and stalling for 0 time. I bet Arya's wolf probably had a tree fall on it. Stupid fucking thing. So ghost is probably going to MAYBE bite one bolton banner bastard in the buttocks and kill his ass and then get destroyed by Ramsay. Let's face it, he's too fucking OP. He'll probably rip his shirt off and wrestle it down 1v1 and wind up ripping its head off. Then we'll get a smug Ramsay face as he punts it like a football back to Jon and winks at the camera. Fuck you, you little bastard.

Even if the next episode is as superb as it looks you just KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.


Adults, join me in guessing what these social outcasts will come out with......


>waaah waaah waaah the lances were half an inch too long!

>waaah waaah waaah the shields were half an inch too short!

>waaah waaah waaah the snow was the wrong shade of white!

>waaah waaah waaah kino!

>waaah waaah waaah patrician!

>waaah waaah waaah Sansa was portrayed as a strong woman and this frightens me!

>waaah waaah waaah why didn't STANNIS save the day?!?!?!?!

Love you senpai

>Just met his wife
>She's a 10/10
>Finally getting respect and status in the world

Yes yes, Well done Edmure, well done...

HOWEVER

holy shit

He just got lost

theyre going to have a sex scene next season I read the script

POST THE GODDAMN LEAK

Which is why you don't have Lords like Stannis and Randyll punishing any rapists and murderers they find, even among their own men.

Oh wait, you do. Meanwhile that wouldn't be considered bad things at all by the Dothraki.

Yes, there are monsters on all sides. That's a major theme in ASOIAF in case you hadn't noticed.

Me too, your meme lives in our hearts!

Are any of the GoT podcasts any good?

I'M FEELING IT GUYS, SHOW WILL LEAK SOON

then stop watching you whining cunt.

Love you all senpai

there is no snow in the trailers

explain that. we are supposed to believe this "winter is coming and le dead with it XD" meme when stannis fought for winterfell in the thick snows, presumably months ago

did john snows resurrection melt it all away?

D&D YOU FUCKING HACKS

Fake. Strung together from the Telltale game

Thank you