Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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better than tinder!! plenty of horny sluts of your city on qtx.de
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2 bolts snapped when we were working on the car, so it's gunna take at least one more day to finish it, if not longer.
Assuming you're free for the day? Or is there a train to catch?
Fuck you
Pretty quiet
Claimu!
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I just realised the last thread was 8 hours long
Time flies, huh?
-wew-
hello
Claim
Sucks. Im mostly free today, might need to go help on some stuff here and there but thats about it.
Even when I was younger I thought the Team Magma girls were pretty cute. Now I think they're pretty... hot.
Any plans? Or just laze about, study, and nap?
Hi!
better than tinder! plenty of horny cosplay sluts of your city on qtx.de
I want to cum in that hat.
Hi, Anonon!
kyss
No response? Did you fall asleep?
Back with a spicy claim~
I-Is that supposed to be a pun?
Hi Nui!
>hugs Nui
She's mine
I dont know what to say
Me neither...
-hugs-
*Hugs back*
>hugs the Nonon
So how have you been?
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Ayyy Nononon!
Maybe.
I got nothing.
Morning guys.
Claiming Diesel-san.
-unzips your pants too-
I don't know what to say.
*Pulls down your pants*
Look at the rules
-does the same for you-
I'd rather look at those dubs
I noticed you removed a few rules.
I've been good Nui! Going out with buddies tomorrow. You doing anything this weekend?
Hi!
>hugs makoto
*I'd rather look at your dick*
I only removed 1
So a true day off then? I'd be all over on what to do if i had one of those.
>Hugs the Nonon
How goes?
You cheeky, cutie you~
-I'd rather you touch it-
It was an important one, too.
Nice legs.
*Touches it*
You gotta admit. It was pretty good, wasn't it.
>cutie you~
Say's you.
Courtney is pretty adorable.
-Is that the best you can do?-
It's going great! My buddies and I are going out tomorrow.
*Grabs it in hand and starts moving up and down*
Oh, that's cool, what are you going to do?
And for me not much, maybe watch a movie or something.
Ohhh, Halloween related I assume?
-throbs in your hand, letting out a soft gasp-
that's what I wanted to see, nice dubs
*Keeps rubbing*
I keep getting dubs today
-are you just going to give me a light handjob, or will you go further-
Dubs, AND 69.
*Do... Do you want my mouth?*
You got 69 aswell
-yes please-
Now double 20s. You are just the get master.
Moves mouth close to you*
It was a 42020
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We're gonna go out to eat, then go to the mall and mess around, then chill at someone's pad.
Nah, we're gonna go out because imma meet a friend for the first time. He's been friends with my best friends for awhile but I met him on our discord group and we play together.
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-waits in anticipation, pulling you closer to me-
And that was almost quads, Step it up!
The most boring user!
Ah, that sounds wonderful! i hope you have fun!
B o r i n g
*Phone rings*
exde
-oh no, who's is it this time?-
EXDE
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*I don't know, but he said "Reply to this post or your waifu will die in her sleep tonight*
Sorry faggots, but I've claimed ALL the waifus. /Thread
Motherfucker.
too late
Nice dubs
Legs are a gift
I'll admit, it was good. You can say it left me quite.. Heated.
>Courtney is pretty adorable
Not as adorable as Kirino in a bathing suit
nou
YOU PATHETIC LOSERS GO OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD INSTEAD OF JACKING TO CARTOONS
Papanomaly is my waifu
What's "The Real World"
Never heard of that anime.
Is it good?
Ohhh, sounds like fun yo! Hope you have a blast.
Indeed they are, satan.
Now let's see some MOAR.
-hits you.
Don't Bully Chen please
>Real world
How do you know it's really real though?
KILL YOURSELF
>KILL YOURSELF
y-you too..
Can't not post.
>Mfw I can finally sleep in a bed
>Mfw the fingers in my head are wiggling
>Mfw I'm to tired to word
>Fmw ooga booga
Tried it, it's boring and sressfull
4/10
Man I can't even not link post wrongs
Ded
nou
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Thanks for the 9 (You)'s + (OP)
can we erp
nou
Thanks! I would invite you too but I'm sure you live far away.
I'm sure I will! If invite you too if my buddies were chill with it
yes
can i join?
>I slowly begin to take off your clothing
>My lizard begin to show
Do you wish to continue yes or nou?
Those trips are pretty hellish. I hear it's a warm place.
Left you heated? I'm that good I can make you blush?
Haha, I'd join too if I didn't have my car to worry about. Then again, I could probably just tell me dad I have something to do. Wait, what day exactly anyways?
Shut the fuck up.
Can we continue?