Who wants to play a game? A game of rolls? Will you make it to the black castle? I can't promise you will...

Who wants to play a game? A game of rolls? Will you make it to the black castle? I can't promise you will. Choose your weapon user.

0 tree branch 1 DMG
1 broken glass bottle 2 DMG
2 pocket knife 3 DMG
3 hunters knife 5 DMG
4 nunchucks 10 DMG
5 sword 15 DMG
6 hand gun 25 DMG
7 shotgun 50 DMG
8 sniper rifle 100 DMG
9 assault rifle 200 DMG
Dubs M16 with grenade launcher 350 DMG
Trips rocket launcher 500 DMG
Quads Nuke launcher 1000 DMG
Qints magical blow darts ohko

5th reply gets

>Each dub roll on a boss will minus the damage of whatever weapon you roll, I will adjust the bosses health accordingly. Trips is double damage, quads is triple damage, and Qints is OHKO. The god of dubs will meet you at each fight and allow you the option of a weapon reroll

Good luck

Rollaroo

ROLL

Crack, time to smack

Uhmm, is that a win?

Win

You wake up from a dream, or are you still dreaming? You stand up and survey the area. You can see a dark haunted forest in the distance and sitting atop a mountain you see a black castle. There is an M16 with a grenade launcher on the floor, you pick it up. There are four paths to choose from.

Which path will you take?

ROLL (123) Cross the bloody river

ROLL (456) Cross the old bridge

ROLL (789) Climb the haunted hill

ROLL (0) Take the short cut

3nd reply get

So do I get one or two M16s since I've got two consequent dubs?

The only true paths are to roll across the bloody river or to go the dirt road
>please be the bloody river

What the hell ya gonna do with two m16s? Check

Roll

It's 700 DMG, what the hell do you think?

No only one

Rollz

Shame, oh well

Roll!

Rol

Off by one

Roland

Shortcut win

that dubs shortcut

As you cross the old bridge the wind is blowing strong. You think for a second it might blow you right off. You hear heavy wings flapping. It's a giant Amanda with wings, she swoops down headed right for you. "You killed me with bleach user! Now I'm gonna kill you!"

What do?

ROLL (0,1,2,3,4) Stand and fight alone
>700 health

ROLL (5,6,7,8,9) Call in the b tard Calvary of trolls
>Minus 350 Amanda health

ROLL (TRIP 6) Game Over

Wait for me to post the bosses picture before you attack.

1st reply gets

...

Time to die Amanda, for the second time

Die bitch dubs

Die already

Roll

You alive OP?

Rolling for weapon.