Ayo witeboi

>ayo witeboi
wat do?

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I always wondered what an african leprochaun would look like

Niggers are the true master race. Let's just face the facts, folks. Niggers are superior. Vote Clinton.

Watch him pass out due to blood loss and then steal his stuff.

nice fotoshop

Thankfully, you can suck your own dick, saving the rest of us from your Photoshop faggotry.

photoshop this

Do you honestly think any normal girl would enjoy that? Seriously? That would hurt and make a normal bitch bleed.

you mad whiteboi?

I imagine his boyfriend's anus is well stretched.

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Yeah, it's a lovely dick and STILL less than half of the OP's Photoshop disaster.

11 replies 6 Posters, it's okay you neckbearded wannabe nigger

Sorry, as a medical practitioner, I can tell you that is a fake penis. For a start, there is zero change in the skin flexion at all, there is simply no surface movement. The penis is inanimate.

Dude just Look at the Cumshot, is that a dick or a supersoaker?

Kek

Everything dats not white is shopped huh? Cant culturally appropriate our cocksize whiteboi

Oh yeah, every woman wants a floppy foot of rope to slip out of her pussy.

kek

Not everything, numbnut, just the pix in this thread. And apparently your cock size is inversely proportional to your intelligence, your language skills and your mastery of Photoshop.

She has to go to bed every night knowing she once had fake semen shot at her out of a watergun dressed up in a dildo. Think about that.

ur going extinct

>wat do?
lean to photoshop better

CLOSE THE FUCKING CAGE

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Just saying...

user plz, he cant read. Massa didnt teach him yet.

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Are you that insecure that you have to try to troll people about dick size in a site where no one could give less of a fuck?

Does anyone else see the weird straight line at the top of base of the right hand "penis"?

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better than tinder! plenty of horny sluts of your city would be fucked on qtx.de/lz

there are a lot of white guys with a huge dick and there are a lot of black dudes with a small penis.
The largest recorded penis in the world belongs to a white person.

Am i the only one who wants to hug that thing?

Jesus fuck op.

Riding it in my mind right now

why would any straight male give a shit about cock size of other man, are you a fag?

No i mean like not in a gay way just you know hugging it like a dog

There's plenty of bigger white dicks on the internet, the real question is why are you so obsessed?

Why did you hunt down big dicks? Why do you know that?

Because he is gay, is 2016, it's a progressive time

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That's either surgery or some other shit is going on here. Nobody is born with a penis this large, that's just too big especially considering the largest penis in the world is 11 inches.

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Clearly photoshopped. Also, if you had an erection that big, you'd die of blood loss.

You can see the real dick under the 'ball sack' of the 'dick' on the left.

>I'm a gullible idiot who falls for anything I see over the internet

Ok

Itt: white guys talking like "black guys" to troll white guys

but when youre not having sex it's a pain to have a big dic lol rip

that's not really the point. Like fake tits it just doesn't matter it's fake when it's in your face.

more like Sup Forums false flagging as black guys to stir the anger and jealousy of the white race.

It does if you actually know the difference between fake tits and real fits. Judging by the logic behind your post I doubt you touched any tits though. It's also pretty sad that this guy with a micropenis probably payed like $500000 just to get a Dick that's even too big to be usable. 7-8 inch is the true perfect size, but girls will never tell you this.

Look at the didgeridoo on that black feller!

nigga this is going way over your head isn't it? It's not about utility it's about the power it represents and your jealousy of that power. By trying to reason away it's "power" you're only demonstrating how uncomfortable and threatened you are by it.

anyone ever wonder who photoshops all these dicks?

probably Sup Forums they call people cucks like the english call each other wankers. Deep down the probably want suck nigger dicks.

It's like how the most vocal homophobes are usually gay, a lot of white supremacists love cuckold and interracial porn

she was literally drowning in cum

tiny waste, nipple ring. dude is a fag. that snake swims in mud not kittens

average

>power it represents


Hahaha. Wow dude, I sure am glad I'm not as insecure as you? Also intimidating, nigga you for real? His Dick looks like something out of a looney tunes cartoon, my gf would laugh her ass off at that. As I said, you don't seem to get any sex at all or you'd know perfect size is 7 to 8 inches. Anything more than that will hinder function.

>Wow dude, I sure am glad I'm not as insecure as you?
>insecure as you?
>you?
>?
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Stop replying to these threads jesus Christ

I'm on my phone, question mark and full stop is close to each other.

>420
I don't think so

If that's as big as they get then I'm not impressed. There are white dicks that big. The idea was supposed to be that blacks had dicks down to their knees and he isn't even close.

Dude that's maybe 9 inches.

That's not even a real dick you drooling mongoloid.

Yes it is you microdick.

Not even has thick as his wrist.

Show me proof it is then.
No its like 15 inch for a rough estimate.

fake

Yeah okay show me a ruler and prove it then. I bet it's not even 9 inches.

You don't say?

The average femur(the upper legbone for slow niggers like you) is 19 inches and he is less than half way down to his knee. So that would be 9.5 and I know for a fact he is not even close to that big.

An inch is around 2.50 cm. That looks way more than 9 inch. Also protip, most dicks look tiny from view but measurement will show its big.

>less than halfway down his femur

Not only are you blind, you're also stupid.

No that's just because you have a tiny dick and you cheat when you measure. It looks more than 9 inches to you because you're actually like 5 inches and you cheat and end up at 6 and and half.

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I'm 6.9 and I don't even measure at the pubic bone (the correct way), I measure from where my fat starts and I'm pretty fat, like 30% bodyfat. You don't know what inches look like and I bet you suck at maths.

Wat?

Sorry there is no way he is no way he is over 9 inches microdick.

>itt trolled white boys

Alright, it's pretty obvious you're baiting (or you're actually too stupid to know what an inch is, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.), that guy's dick is no less than 10 inch. The pic you posted is what an actual 8-9 inch dck looks like.

See that's my dick and I don't believe I'm as big as you think so I believe you are exaggerating both my own and the black guys. dick by about an inch. I think your entire dick measurement portfolio is skewed.

Measure yourself, you look like a pretty solid 8". That's just a rough estimate though. I'm also not exaggerating shit, an inch is 2.50 cm. 2.50 cm isn't that big to begin with.

I'm about 7 and a half or 8 in the pic and the black guy is about 9 inches. No way is he 10 inches. I"d bet my leg he's not 10 inches.

kek

Do you seriously not know what inch looks like? Holy shit dude, how old are you?

live 60 years longer than he does. easily.

Well maybe you're right. A number 2 pencil is 7.5 inches and I'm about a half inch longer if I press in so I guess he could be 10. I'm always skeptical because everyone wants to exaggerate their dick size.

Yeah I get you. Anyway you have a healthy dick, it looks way more aesthetic than that deformed shit pole in that webm.

Girls love it. Stereotypes suck though. I guess it works out better cause they don't expect it as much for white guys.

He looks like he jelqs and stuff. I think the guys with huge dicks that look healthy rarely masturbate. I think too much masturbation limits your size cause when I go without I get very stiff erections.

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Protip: the stereotypes aren't true. A big Dick is just as surprising to black guys as it is to white guys. The average in Africa is 6-7 inch.

Not really, its more to do with your lifestyle, nutrition and hormones. Wanting to masturbate a lot is actually a healthy sign, it means your testoaterine levels are good

You guys do realize that you are arguing about dicks right? You are taking the time out of your day to argue with a stranger online about a dick or multiple differently sized dicks.. Btw 8 inch master race

Was that a joke? You're talking about your dick now too.

that's the joke faggot

To be the master race you have to own one first, hint master silly niggers