You will never experience 1950s America as a teenager

You will never experience 1950s America as a teenager

That feel when you will never...
>drive a classic car
>pull up to a gas station and hear the "ding-ding" sound as the attendants run out to fill your tank
>share a malt with a classy girl at the local burger joint
>know the feeling of being the first family on the block to own a television set
>dance to rock and roll music with your friends
>have a strong social connection with your community and church
>have a mom who cooks delicious meals for dinner every night and doesn't talk back to your father
>have a dog who fetches the paper every day
>drink classic coca-cola from a glass bottle and have it cost only a nickle

I literally just broke out into tears

>no internet
>no free porn at any time and any genre

Fuck the 50s

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tfw
niggers knew their place
women were raped and kept their mouth shut
kids were raped and kept their mouths shut
you went to school, did your nuclear war emergency drills and you liked it

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Sounds like a paradise, where do i sign up

I may never feel that but i can...
>Come home to bitching wife after working two jobs
>Come home to bitching nigger children
>Come home to the ramon noodle you can barley afford
>drive a stolen bike around
>share a heroin needle with a classy nigger girl on a park bench
>Listen to nigger trap
>have a strong connection to drug ties in your community
>Have a gimp fetch the mail everyday
>drink a plastic bottle of coke with fake sugar in it

As long as social media exists, the world will never be the same.

Its like the matrix now

stop romanticising the past

if youre a neckbearded virgin social outcast loser now, in the 1950's youll be the same neckbearded virgin social outcast loser then except you'll have to buy your porn instead of whacking it for free online while your mom pays your internet bill

>Memories are like a magpie. It picks up all the bright and shiny shit and pays no attention to what really matters.

The 50s wasn't as glorious as you thought it was

Would trade that easily for rapeable demure housewife and kids.

>overly religious family
>only have one tv in the entire house
>no Internet
>fears of the Russians nuking you

No.
You'll prolly be catagorized as a default homosexual rapist by childrens parents

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>>drive a classic car

"Gee Dad, whya' go and buy that old Model Y for."
"It's a Classic Billy!"

OP incorrectly assumes that there are no old people on Sup Forums. I am a boomer.

You will never see OP die via the invisible STD created by the US to wipe out the gays.

why arnt you dead yet

OP ate too many 'member berries and is now 'membering all of the good times he didn't even experience. Nice 'member berries.

blatant racism....ya it was great.

ooooo i member that m8 nice meme made by someone else

Go die in a hole

Come to Slovakia, we are 60 years behind modern world in villages

son, do you know where you are?

Those were the days when you could do more racist acts than just trolling over the internet

Ah. trully divine thoughts

Welcome to the 50s

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me too,user (1960)

>burgers and milkshakes...
>cars that were not classic back then
>people who were not that polite behind your back

How many years you think you'd like driving that same old car to the same old diner to drink that same...fucking...strawberry milkshake?

Kek underrated posr

You should be dead too this generation is the best generation

Modern medicine.

Nobody experienced this, faggot. Everyone's been miserable for hundreds of years in every culture.

that feel of an iron lung. So snuggley

Life in the 50s straight up sounds like the matrix

If you lived in the 50's the cars wouldn't be classic retard

>this generation
>overrun when people who are born in 2010s grow up

PLEASE remember all the stupid shit you said to "old people" when you were young, especially the "this generation...we are best...never grow old YOLO..." type of stuff. It's going to be classic old man talk in 2030s.

>trying to troll this hard,this early

and the riots

We found the cuck

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I got a few years left but I wouldn't want to go back

What is that? Is that a Jew?

Thanks for fucking everything up.

I never say this shit in real life, im far to pure of aryan blood to ever disrespect someone directly

>no internet
>no porn
>no gaming
>no metal bands

I like how Mad Men covered the era, feels like a more realistic approach compared to your idyllic fantasy perspective

Almost none of that sounds appealing.

Give in to the darkness jackie...

member when black knew their place.
I member.

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This is a fantasy that never actually existed

Fuck your internet i would take polio and marble games over that any day

Longing for a day when you can shop from home and when it arrives being too fucking old to make use of it

and no BS like BLM

>>>>Sup Forums

>We will never like in aryan paradise
>We will never know what its like to gas a jew and while dirty come home and fuck your wife

The 50s was also fucking shit.
>Polio and iron lungs
>Couldn't be gay
>Beaten as a kid by tough 1950s glasses wearing dad
>Develop psychological issues
>Threat of war
>Nukes
>Disease

But other than that, yeah it's a boss time period. I love how sunny and whatnot it always looks. The closest you can get is playing Mafia II.

Did trap porn exist in the 50's? If not then fuck that

Gen X here. How many boomers realize that my generation and the Millennials blame y'all for today's ills and fucking up the world and generally acting like entitled twats? (inb4 Reagan Revolution, too.)

instead of blaming whites all the time

I'm 34. Does it get to you that everyone wishes you would hurry up and die so you'll "stop interfering" with their world? Why does your generation get all bent out of shape when millennials are just being kids? Do bombers really believe they're the best because they got black people to vote (gee thanks) and smoked shitty weed and spread a shitton of STDs by being self absorbed fucks?

Also, how do I teach my kids to use the street lights coming on as a suitable alarm to come home? I'm only a software engineer so I don't know what watches are.

Maybe in some sick freaks basement possiblely

50s med care

Nope, you'd be hanged for having it.

Fuck that. I'd take my chances though. Imagine how fit everyone was back then, everyone was slim, athletic etc.

White only water fountains
"Mo-Tea Suhs" and Mammies providing domestic service
"Scarred ole slaver know he's doin' alright, hear him whip the women just around midnight"

>One average income is enough to support a family and put two kids through college

I doubt it was as high quality we have today

Libtard detected

Feeling down... Shock the blues away

You can thank hormones for that brew

Have a classic car
Atm at gas pump makes a ding
My girl and I share drinks
4k tv
Dancing sucks was never cool
Have parties with the neighbors
Dog fetches my beer
I can easily buy a 6 pack of classic coke cola for 5 dollars.

old glass plate photographs from the old days were actually insanely good for quality, but yeah black and white and whatnot.

At least there were no fatty stretchmark neckbeards trying to pass off as traps.

Underrated

you should blame the democrats for importing 3rd world people into America.

Brian problem... poke about a bit, see what happens

>le butt hurt

In the 1950s, only 6.2% of merkins age 25 and over had college degrees.

>drive a classic car
They were brand new cars back then, and you can still drive them today. Why do you think all the muscle cars were in the movies in 70's and 80's? It's because they were brand new.

>pull up to a gas station and hear the "ding-ding" sound as the attendants run out to fill your tank

No loss there.

>share a malt with a classy girl at the local burger joint

Yes I did.

>know the feeling of being the first family on the block to own a television set

Good, fuck that noise. We got computers now.

>dance to rock and roll music with your friends

Yeah, Sup Forums is full of people who have friends, just like you, OP.

>have a strong social connection with your community and church

Still fully available today. The smaller the community - the stronger the bonds. Big cities were never friendly to each other.

>have a mom who cooks delicious meals for dinner every night and doesn't talk back to your father

How has this anything to do with the 50's? Just cause you have a shitty mom who smokes crack and talks shit to a picture of your dead dad doesn't mean everyone else does.

>have a dog who fetches the paper every day

Again, you totally can. Not that you'd want to.

>drink classic coca-cola from a glass bottle and have it cost only a nickle

And have your wage be $130

you can still do that. Yet, you choose to sit on Sup Forums

1972 here

And people ask me why I'm a conservative.

We wouldn't have had to if white people stopped being a bunch of lazy cuck faggots and went to work rather than bitch and moan about a bunch of gooks getting shot on the other side of the world and bububububu wimminz need equality

They're trying to get you to come out of the closet, they don't care about your opinions and views.

In the 1950s, you can have a comfortable live without a college degree. Today college degrees can only get you minimum wage jobs.

Except I'm a bisexual atheist and would get lynched

And...the ability to know the difference between life and live.

Salute friendo

>5usd for a six pack of coke
Jesus christ user, where do you live? A 12 pack where i live is 3 bucks

Yup, and the skilled trades weren't pooh-poohed, either.

Over-achiever, has t-shirt to prove it. One upper always one step ahead aintcha? You will be humbled one day pal.
>feels

Im genuinely comcerned, nigga, that shits outrageously expensive

Ok faggots obviously there were positive and negative aspects to living in both times. But the negatives outway the possitive nigga by a long shot. Think about the intelligence we have gained as a species and in science since then. The internet. Goes on, but with this new stuff we have payed a high social cost. People were more refined in the 50s.

americans being xenophobic and anti-immigration is hilarious to me, like, your country is less than 300 years old. unless you're descendant from native tribesman you're a descendant form a relatively recent immigrant

I hope you like your pussy extra chewie..

do you only use memes you yourself have made?

Another perk!
You could kill filthy niggers and no one would bat an eye.

You sound like a salty nigger

Checked

Lynch niggers

actually americans are not that xenophobic

No but traps did exist back then as well. However because they had to be unseen they were 1950% more passable, voice makeup face etc... Otherwise it's death if caught