You will never experience 1950s America as a teenager
That feel when you will never... >drive a classic car >pull up to a gas station and hear the "ding-ding" sound as the attendants run out to fill your tank >share a malt with a classy girl at the local burger joint >know the feeling of being the first family on the block to own a television set >dance to rock and roll music with your friends >have a strong social connection with your community and church >have a mom who cooks delicious meals for dinner every night and doesn't talk back to your father >have a dog who fetches the paper every day >drink classic coca-cola from a glass bottle and have it cost only a nickle
Brody Roberts
I literally just broke out into tears
Alexander Kelly
>no internet >no free porn at any time and any genre
Fuck the 50s
Camden Carter
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Nicholas Johnson
tfw niggers knew their place women were raped and kept their mouth shut kids were raped and kept their mouths shut you went to school, did your nuclear war emergency drills and you liked it
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Noah Martin
Sounds like a paradise, where do i sign up
Gavin Rivera
I may never feel that but i can... >Come home to bitching wife after working two jobs >Come home to bitching nigger children >Come home to the ramon noodle you can barley afford >drive a stolen bike around >share a heroin needle with a classy nigger girl on a park bench >Listen to nigger trap >have a strong connection to drug ties in your community >Have a gimp fetch the mail everyday >drink a plastic bottle of coke with fake sugar in it
Jayden Bailey
As long as social media exists, the world will never be the same.
Its like the matrix now
Joshua Harris
stop romanticising the past
if youre a neckbearded virgin social outcast loser now, in the 1950's youll be the same neckbearded virgin social outcast loser then except you'll have to buy your porn instead of whacking it for free online while your mom pays your internet bill
Aiden Walker
>Memories are like a magpie. It picks up all the bright and shiny shit and pays no attention to what really matters.
The 50s wasn't as glorious as you thought it was
Benjamin Edwards
Would trade that easily for rapeable demure housewife and kids.
Nolan Scott
>overly religious family >only have one tv in the entire house >no Internet >fears of the Russians nuking you
Wyatt Robinson
No. You'll prolly be catagorized as a default homosexual rapist by childrens parents
Jack Wood
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Noah Martinez
>>drive a classic car
"Gee Dad, whya' go and buy that old Model Y for." "It's a Classic Billy!"
Chase Peterson
OP incorrectly assumes that there are no old people on Sup Forums. I am a boomer.
Samuel Ortiz
You will never see OP die via the invisible STD created by the US to wipe out the gays.
Blake Brown
why arnt you dead yet
Austin Gray
OP ate too many 'member berries and is now 'membering all of the good times he didn't even experience. Nice 'member berries.
Zachary Hernandez
blatant racism....ya it was great.
Jason Campbell
ooooo i member that m8 nice meme made by someone else
Go die in a hole
Mason Brown
Come to Slovakia, we are 60 years behind modern world in villages
Isaac Miller
son, do you know where you are?
Noah James
Those were the days when you could do more racist acts than just trolling over the internet
Ah. trully divine thoughts
Ian Jackson
Welcome to the 50s
Jack Bennett
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Grayson Cox
me too,user (1960)
Luis Ross
>burgers and milkshakes... >cars that were not classic back then >people who were not that polite behind your back
How many years you think you'd like driving that same old car to the same old diner to drink that same...fucking...strawberry milkshake?
Jaxon Price
Kek underrated posr
Ethan Morris
You should be dead too this generation is the best generation
Isaac Ortiz
Modern medicine.
Elijah Gutierrez
Nobody experienced this, faggot. Everyone's been miserable for hundreds of years in every culture.
Owen Gutierrez
that feel of an iron lung. So snuggley
Jonathan Perry
Life in the 50s straight up sounds like the matrix
Jayden Robinson
If you lived in the 50's the cars wouldn't be classic retard
Ryder Jones
>this generation >overrun when people who are born in 2010s grow up
PLEASE remember all the stupid shit you said to "old people" when you were young, especially the "this generation...we are best...never grow old YOLO..." type of stuff. It's going to be classic old man talk in 2030s.
Joseph Scott
>trying to troll this hard,this early
Josiah Flores
and the riots
Caleb Campbell
We found the cuck
Kayden Moore
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Brayden White
I got a few years left but I wouldn't want to go back
Angel Watson
What is that? Is that a Jew?
Ethan Hughes
Thanks for fucking everything up.
Brody Allen
I never say this shit in real life, im far to pure of aryan blood to ever disrespect someone directly
Grayson Torres
>no internet >no porn >no gaming >no metal bands
John Myers
I like how Mad Men covered the era, feels like a more realistic approach compared to your idyllic fantasy perspective
Daniel Rodriguez
Almost none of that sounds appealing.
Benjamin Harris
Give in to the darkness jackie...
Julian Price
member when black knew their place. I member.
Blake Williams
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Jordan Russell
This is a fantasy that never actually existed
Jaxon Stewart
Fuck your internet i would take polio and marble games over that any day
Levi Gray
Longing for a day when you can shop from home and when it arrives being too fucking old to make use of it
Robert Garcia
and no BS like BLM
Jack Sanchez
>>>>Sup Forums
Daniel Scott
>We will never like in aryan paradise >We will never know what its like to gas a jew and while dirty come home and fuck your wife
Elijah Walker
The 50s was also fucking shit. >Polio and iron lungs >Couldn't be gay >Beaten as a kid by tough 1950s glasses wearing dad >Develop psychological issues >Threat of war >Nukes >Disease
But other than that, yeah it's a boss time period. I love how sunny and whatnot it always looks. The closest you can get is playing Mafia II.
James Roberts
Did trap porn exist in the 50's? If not then fuck that
Levi Martinez
Gen X here. How many boomers realize that my generation and the Millennials blame y'all for today's ills and fucking up the world and generally acting like entitled twats? (inb4 Reagan Revolution, too.)
Eli Hernandez
instead of blaming whites all the time
Lincoln Murphy
I'm 34. Does it get to you that everyone wishes you would hurry up and die so you'll "stop interfering" with their world? Why does your generation get all bent out of shape when millennials are just being kids? Do bombers really believe they're the best because they got black people to vote (gee thanks) and smoked shitty weed and spread a shitton of STDs by being self absorbed fucks?
Also, how do I teach my kids to use the street lights coming on as a suitable alarm to come home? I'm only a software engineer so I don't know what watches are.
Aiden Martin
Maybe in some sick freaks basement possiblely
Tyler Nguyen
50s med care
Jace Barnes
Nope, you'd be hanged for having it.
Fuck that. I'd take my chances though. Imagine how fit everyone was back then, everyone was slim, athletic etc.
Camden Thomas
White only water fountains "Mo-Tea Suhs" and Mammies providing domestic service "Scarred ole slaver know he's doin' alright, hear him whip the women just around midnight"
Liam Jackson
>One average income is enough to support a family and put two kids through college
Adam Reyes
I doubt it was as high quality we have today
Brandon Perez
Libtard detected
Carter Torres
Feeling down... Shock the blues away
Ian Mitchell
You can thank hormones for that brew
Blake Nguyen
Have a classic car Atm at gas pump makes a ding My girl and I share drinks 4k tv Dancing sucks was never cool Have parties with the neighbors Dog fetches my beer I can easily buy a 6 pack of classic coke cola for 5 dollars.
Asher Kelly
old glass plate photographs from the old days were actually insanely good for quality, but yeah black and white and whatnot.
At least there were no fatty stretchmark neckbeards trying to pass off as traps.
Ian Harris
Underrated
Aiden Taylor
you should blame the democrats for importing 3rd world people into America.
Christopher Ward
Brian problem... poke about a bit, see what happens
Blake Morales
>le butt hurt
Camden Gonzalez
In the 1950s, only 6.2% of merkins age 25 and over had college degrees.
Jason Jones
>drive a classic car They were brand new cars back then, and you can still drive them today. Why do you think all the muscle cars were in the movies in 70's and 80's? It's because they were brand new.
>pull up to a gas station and hear the "ding-ding" sound as the attendants run out to fill your tank
No loss there.
>share a malt with a classy girl at the local burger joint
Yes I did.
>know the feeling of being the first family on the block to own a television set
Good, fuck that noise. We got computers now.
>dance to rock and roll music with your friends
Yeah, Sup Forums is full of people who have friends, just like you, OP.
>have a strong social connection with your community and church
Still fully available today. The smaller the community - the stronger the bonds. Big cities were never friendly to each other.
>have a mom who cooks delicious meals for dinner every night and doesn't talk back to your father
How has this anything to do with the 50's? Just cause you have a shitty mom who smokes crack and talks shit to a picture of your dead dad doesn't mean everyone else does.
>have a dog who fetches the paper every day
Again, you totally can. Not that you'd want to.
>drink classic coca-cola from a glass bottle and have it cost only a nickle
And have your wage be $130
Levi Garcia
you can still do that. Yet, you choose to sit on Sup Forums
Jaxon Campbell
1972 here
Hudson Jackson
And people ask me why I'm a conservative.
Mason Carter
We wouldn't have had to if white people stopped being a bunch of lazy cuck faggots and went to work rather than bitch and moan about a bunch of gooks getting shot on the other side of the world and bububububu wimminz need equality
Austin Cruz
They're trying to get you to come out of the closet, they don't care about your opinions and views.
Luke Thompson
In the 1950s, you can have a comfortable live without a college degree. Today college degrees can only get you minimum wage jobs.
Ian Young
Except I'm a bisexual atheist and would get lynched
Owen Ross
And...the ability to know the difference between life and live.
Dominic Gonzalez
Salute friendo
Aaron Robinson
>5usd for a six pack of coke Jesus christ user, where do you live? A 12 pack where i live is 3 bucks
Christopher Brown
Yup, and the skilled trades weren't pooh-poohed, either.
John Taylor
Over-achiever, has t-shirt to prove it. One upper always one step ahead aintcha? You will be humbled one day pal. >feels
Eli King
Im genuinely comcerned, nigga, that shits outrageously expensive
Ryder Watson
Ok faggots obviously there were positive and negative aspects to living in both times. But the negatives outway the possitive nigga by a long shot. Think about the intelligence we have gained as a species and in science since then. The internet. Goes on, but with this new stuff we have payed a high social cost. People were more refined in the 50s.
Aaron Kelly
americans being xenophobic and anti-immigration is hilarious to me, like, your country is less than 300 years old. unless you're descendant from native tribesman you're a descendant form a relatively recent immigrant
Dominic Thompson
I hope you like your pussy extra chewie..
Gavin Clark
do you only use memes you yourself have made?
Chase Perez
Another perk! You could kill filthy niggers and no one would bat an eye.
Kevin Green
You sound like a salty nigger
Owen Smith
Checked
Lynch niggers
Ryan Taylor
actually americans are not that xenophobic
Jackson Collins
No but traps did exist back then as well. However because they had to be unseen they were 1950% more passable, voice makeup face etc... Otherwise it's death if caught